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Offline Jamesmadden

Sorry mates. My earlier post about sausage was intended as a bit of harmless Friday night silliness, in a thread that was becoming increasingly anarchic. Seems I came over a bit of a tit! Seriously, though, as a bit of an old fluffy, I have given handmade belgian choccies, the odd single rose bloom, and to one regular, my own compilation cd of bonking music. I don't expect anything in return, but it makes for a bit of an icebreaker, and hope I might be remembered as a nice bloke despite my distinctly unmemorable physique!

 :lol: No probs mate
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Offline Marmalade

hope I might be remembered as a nice bloke despite my distinctly unmemorable physique!
I met a guy abroad who was so grossly overweight he couldn't go to a brothel that had even a few stairs or a narrow doorway. He sweated like a pig, didn't shave properly, and stank. He slagged off a lot of prossies that didn't give him good service (I listened hoping they were on top and not squashed under him) but also seemed to have a fair amount of hits nonetheless. He bought stashes of small Victoria's Secret items that he gave away to the prossies he met hoping they would be pleased and give him a welcome on his return. He wasn't a particularly nice bloke either IMHO but different strokes for different folks.

Offline comaminion

I met a guy abroad who was so grossly overweight he couldn't go to a brothel that had even a few stairs or a narrow doorway. He sweated like a pig, didn't shave properly, and stank.

I was trying to place where we had met when I read this bit
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Offline comaminion

I'm making a polish care package for my next gift
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I'm making a polish care package for my next gift
I'm a Polish care worker send me, you pay !

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Offline Marmalade

of course, some wankers' idea of a 'gift' is a fluffy review  :diablo: :kissgirl: :angelgirl: :dancegirl: :timeout:  :timeout:  :timeout: :scare: :rolleyes:

I think the wad of cash I'm handing over is the best gift you can get!

Seriously though, gifts are for friends and partners, not for WG's. They won't give you owt...
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Offline Marmalade

Indeed!



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Offline PLeisure


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Multitasking !

Offline comaminion

Indeed!



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Pony gift
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Offline hornypnter

Anyone done this?

Someone mentioned ice breaking macaroons in another post, tickled me

I don't but if I did gift, would prob give taxidermy bat or something

I don't normally. On one occasion I was asked to bring a bottle of Bollinger champagne for her, totally ignored it. She is no longer on AW, used to work in Canary Wharf area.

The only person I ever did was to regular lady I was seeing a while back before she retired. Only after 4th or 5th punt as it felt more like seeing a friend with benefits and always stayed longer than I paid for. Would get her chocolates, wine and on very few occasions flowers. Also sex toys on one occasion but I too benefitted form that  :D

Offline comaminion

I don't normally. On one occasion I was asked to bring a bottle of Bollinger champagne for her, totally ignored it. She is no longer on AW, used to work in Canary Wharf area.

The only person I ever did was to regular lady I was seeing a while back before she retired. Only after 4th or 5th punt as it felt more like seeing a friend with benefits and always stayed longer than I paid for. Would get her chocolates, wine and on very few occasions flowers. Also sex toys on one occasion but I too benefitted form that  :D

That's cheeky asking for champagne
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Offline Marmalade

That's cheeky asking for champagne

If it was a posh pad I'd have no hesitation in asking for champagne. Not many "high class" prostitutes are "high class" enough to stock the stuff.

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If it was a posh pad I'd have no hesitation in asking for champagne. Not many "high class" prostitutes are "high class" enough to stock the stuff.

No as I read she asked him to bring a bottle

You don't ask for gifts
Banning reason: White-knighting

of course, some wankers' idea of a 'gift' is a fluffy review  :diablo: :kissgirl: :angelgirl: :dancegirl: :timeout:  :timeout:  :timeout: :scare: :rolleyes:

...and after a few fluffy reviews prossie decides to put prices up. I wonder how these wankers feel then  :D

Offline Marmalade

No as I read she asked him to bring a bottle

You don't ask for gifts

irony mate duh!

If I'm offered a "nice" glass of wine, I ask what is on offer.

Offline hornypnter

If it was a posh pad I'd have no hesitation in asking for champagne. Not many "high class" prostitutes are "high class" enough to stock the stuff.

She was not working from a posh pad - a one bedroom fairly clean small bedroom just enough to fit a small double bed (I think it is double) and the bathroom was messy with used towels etc.
As to "high class" she is definitely not that  :rolleyes:

Offline hornypnter

That's cheeky asking for champagne

I thought so too! not cheap sparkly or even Cava but to specify Bollinger champagne.
The irony is she only had water to offer me!

At the end she (I think jokingly) asked about the champagne, I told her I was in a rush but next time I will buy and deduct it from the rate before I give her the money. She was a bit surprised and laughed it off  :D

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Surpassed myself this time in my efforts and decided to get something useful

Bear holding a burger
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Surpassed myself this time in my efforts and decided to get something useful

Bear holding a burger
What size big mac or 1/2 Lb'er

I would need 2

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What size big mac or 1/2 Lb'er

I would need 2



I'm sure it will go on the bonfire but I like it
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Never bought a W/G anything. But did have one by me some chocolates for my Birthday just recently. Very nice they were. She also asked what aftershave I liked and wanted for Christmas! 


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