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Offline comaminion

Fair point but it's not like the first time i've met her - she knows I like to cook, we arranged the time and she actually asked for pork belly. 

So there's already a bit of trust there.  And my butcher is really good...

Well if she asked for it, plus if you are well established with her

I am just funny about home cooked food that's travelling

My mate and his missus made me cookies for Xmas once they forget I know how filthy their flat is


Best frisbees ever
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I take a bottle of wine to my regular and got to admit I like the sensation of a wine BJ and a bit of wine poured over her pussy is quite tasty too. :hi:

Offline comaminion

I take a bottle of wine to my regular and got to admit I like the sensation of a wine BJ and a bit of wine poured over her pussy is quite tasty too. :hi:

If it's a 10am booking I would say there's an underlining drink problem there
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Offline creweboy23

 be a gentleman above all...!!!...a small gift with thought...i am sure is appreciated...it makes to warm the atmosphere..puts a smile both your  faces...and the rest will follow... :yahoo: :dance:
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I'll be honest. I'm an almost pathological present buyer. I buy stuff for everyone.

If I happen to be passing a shop or see something I know someone wants, chances are I'll just get it for them. This is mates, family, friends and occasionally WGs who I'm friendly with. It is really no big deal to me and I think not a lot of it. I certainly don't expect anything in return.

For example, a girl (I won't state past or present) and I were discussing favourite scents and she mentioned she'd have to try one of the ones I mentioned out. I was passing the shop shortly after and picked her up a 30ml sampler bottle. As I said, I expect nothing in return, but this particular girl has acted very decently to me in the past with absolutely no prompting by me, so I actually think this was just a little thank you back.

I also have a client who is a particular sports footwear manufacuter and I can get shoes at next to nothing, so I picked up a pair for a couple of mates and a favourite WG (again, won't say past or present) it really is no big deal to me and if it makes her happy then I like making people happy. Whoever they are.

I'm quite a generous person with people I like. I can afford it and I don't even notice the money is gone. I have always been like that with everyone I know and I see no reason to stop as long as I have the money.

Found the perfect escort gift.  They all at some point use the lost phone charger excuse and this one also doubles up as a nice punishment device.


Offline Jamesmadden

In My first punt, I took a box of chocolates... What the fuck was I thinking  :wackogirl:

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Offline comaminion

In My first punt, I took a box of chocolates... What the fuck was I thinking  :wackogirl:

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Depends what chocolates


My next gift will be pandas lots of pandas
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Depends what chocolates


My next gift will be pandas lots of pandas
If taking Pandas, take bamboo you don't want hungry pandas !

Offline comaminion

If taking Pandas, take bamboo you don't want hungry pandas !

These pandas are self sufficient


Oh so many pandas
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Offline creweboy23

its simple really?...some guys like to give a gift :thumbsup:..some guys dont :thumbsdown:!!...there is no right or wrong...its down to the individuall and how he wants to make his "event" work for him...that really should be the end of the matter :drinks:
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Offline comaminion

I'm a giver nothing crazy but someone mentioned above about it


 Im like that too

Only precursor us I have to want to or find something I like, so no one gets a gift every time or for the sake of it


I even gift hobos so it's not exclusive to wg's used to have a beard regular on town whenever I got paid gave him couple quid coffee and a smokes was a nice bloke
Not seen him for months though
Maybe winter took him 8(
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Offline JIMI1234

If taking Pandas, take bamboo you don't want hungry pandas !

Was taking Panda's not meant to be a joke and mean 'Eats Shoots and Leaves'....  :-)
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Was taking Panda's not meant to be a joke and mean 'Eats Shoots and Leaves'....  :-)
Knowing Mr Condiment is was possibly a joke, that's the cats usual MO.

Offline AnthG

Found the perfect escort gift. 

To be honest, I was thinking of the perfect gift to give a WG.

And I do think I have found one that is

1. Very low in price to buy
2. A fun and lighthearted gift to give
3. Practical and very handy for her to have and possibly score you brownie points for getting her it
4. Something she wont likely have but will instantly recognize its value and use
5. Something you can easily justify buying if an other half see's your purchase history or opens your mail.

And that is this;

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Counterfeit-or-Fake-Bank-Note-Money-TESTING-PEN-Tester-for-Counterfit-Banknotes-/360591662141?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_3&var=&hash=item53f4f01c3d

Its one of those pens that allow the girl to check whether the money she is getting from guys is genuine or not.

Offline comaminion

To be honest, I was thinking of the perfect gift to give a WG.

And I do think I have found one that is

1. Very low in price to buy
2. A fun and lighthearted gift to give
3. Practical and very handy for her to have and possibly score you brownie points for getting her it
4. Something she wont likely have but will instantly recognize its value and use
5. Something you can easily justify buying if an other half see's your purchase history or opens your mail.

And that is this;

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Counterfeit-or-Fake-Bank-Note-Money-TESTING-PEN-Tester-for-Counterfit-Banknotes-/360591662141?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_3&var=&hash=item53f4f01c3d

Its one of those pens that allow the girl to check whether the money she is getting from guys is genuine or not.


Nah last time I got her a cat money box to keep earnings safe


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Offline The_Don


And that is this;

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Counterfeit-or-Fake-Bank-Note-Money-TESTING-PEN-Tester-for-Counterfit-Banknotes-/360591662141?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_3&var=&hash=item53f4f01c3d

Its one of those pens that allow the girl to check whether the money she is getting from guys is genuine or not.

I know a W/G that checked bank notes with one of these.

I asked her to check if I was real (by using the pen on my arm). After she would use antibacterial hand gel. Once she run out of gel and I asked if she was real  :sarcastic:

Thus next time I brought her some spare gel.

If I'm feeling romantic, a match, a handful of tealights and a single rose out of my back garden. And if she's really lucky, a Werther's Original out of my cardigan pocket.

When I am punting, I get stressed out choosing a safe place to park my car, I certainly don't need any additional anxiety pondering over a fucking gift  :scare:

Offline hexohm

To be honest, I was thinking of the perfect gift to give a WG.

And I do think I have found one that is

1. Very low in price to buy
2. A fun and lighthearted gift to give
3. Practical and very handy for her to have and possibly score you brownie points for getting her it
4. Something she wont likely have but will instantly recognize its value and use
5. Something you can easily justify buying if an other half see's your purchase history or opens your mail.

And that is this;

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Counterfeit-or-Fake-Bank-Note-Money-TESTING-PEN-Tester-for-Counterfit-Banknotes-/360591662141?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_3&var=&hash=item53f4f01c3d

Its one of those pens that allow the girl to check whether the money she is getting from guys is genuine or not.

*point 2* is that seriously your idea of "fun and light hearted"?  Remind me not to invite you to any of my parties  :D

Offline Roth

May have been said before but I always leave a gift behind when I visit a prossie.   :wacko: :wacko: 

It is the only gentlemanly thing to do.   Usually several wads of manfat suffices!  :scare: :wacko:

Offline comaminion

Was taking Panda's not meant to be a joke and mean 'Eats Shoots and Leaves'....  :-)


 :lol:


No now it's been given I show it was genuinely a panda



Panda biscuits too




I had a panda theme going , not sure how it went down, the problem is I buy for myself almost if I got a panda I would be happy
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be a gentleman above all...!!!...a small gift with thought...i am sure is appreciated...it makes to warm the atmosphere..puts a smile both your  faces...and the rest will follow... :yahoo: :dance:

strawberries, cherries, chocolate, some small gesture like that makes for happiness at small cost.

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I have taken a bottle of drink if its near Christmas .


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