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Author Topic: LAURA and ... Southampton duo  (Read 1333 times)


1 review(s) for LAURA and ... (0 positive, 0 neutral, 1 negative) [Indexed by Admin]


Offline mh

Link to this Profile Page using https://www.adultwork.com/2953569 or https://www.adultwork.com/LAURA+and+%2E%2E%2E

I survived 5 months without a punt this year but yesterday had a chance to punt in a different area with a few hours' notice, so took the plunge back in the punting pool (yuk, what a vision). I tried numbers for about 5 girls in the target area who had been reviewed on UKP and had no answers to calls or replies to texts. Eventually I had to resort to taking a chance. Filtering on my criteria threw up a list of about 25 girls, about 20 of whom admitted to being Romanian (how quaint that they still do this) so narrowed my list to the other 5.

Only 1 stood out as worth TOFTT. A duo who promised full interaction with each other. £100 for half an hour. Hurrah! I may have found the new Blondies, I thought. No such luck.

OK, first the damning with faint praise… Directions given were good, block easy to find with little foot traffic around, parking free and safe, flat almost new, bed cheap but not worn out yet.

The girls said their names were Laura and Nikita. Laura is more petite and slim than Nikita, though Laura still C or D cup. Nikita quite large girl, size 16 or more and at least DD cup. Neither took their bras off and Laura winced when I tried to touch her tits. But both girls allowed fingering, when I could get access.

The punt was a bit of a bad joke. Once money had been spirited away and I got myself undressed, they started with oral, uncovered at least. But far from being a duo experience it was one at a time, with bad technique, mostly (rough) hand job action and occasional brushing with lips, though later there was some better oral. Laura kept her nurses outfit on the whole time, though I unzipped it.

So I asked them to play with each other and of course they don't. They claimed not to understand my request but then, demonstrating that they obviously did, Laura went down on Nikita with her mouth so far from her pussy (and hand in between hiding what was going on) it would not have looked out of place in a soft porn video of the 1980s. I knew there was no point pursuing this so told them to get a condom on me.

I only fucked Laura as Nikita was too large for my tastes. A bit of cowgirl to start with nice deep thrusting, then I asked for doggy and wished I hadn't. The view was fine but there was a shitty smell. Not terrible, but definitely there. So I ended that and moved to finish off on them. "Where can I come?" "Don't understand", yeah, right. I motioned them to kneel down in front of me and Nikita basically walked away to the bathroom. Laura knelt down and got a wet wipe out and started wanking me off into the wet wipe! I took over as her action was so poor. Nikita came back from the bathroom and rubbed my back as I was standing there but didn't come near my cock. I managed to get Laura to suck a bit more but she was paranoid about me coming in her mouth. I finally came, into the wet wipe. I went for a wash-up and they didn't even have a towel! Lucky I hadn't jumped in the shower!

So I’d used all my time, got some action, but no duo interaction and basically wanked myself off. One of my worst punts. Avoid!


Now compare my experience with their profile text. I always take profiles with a pinch of salt, but even if I owned shares in SAXA it would not make this palatable.

Quote
2 TRULY BI - sex GIRLS 1 hour - £140 we can spoil You ;) xxx
Laura is blonde girl with green eyes dress size 8 and 36B bust ...
she enjoys GFE , OWO , CIM and is also part of the A-Team.
She says she loves to party!
Sensational Nicki is - 27y old lady who really knows how to use her sensuality to its full effect. Her clients certainly think that she's hot, and it's easy to see why... bubbly size 10 figure with soft and nice toned skin 38D bust and blue eyes
GIRL ON GIRL for Your pleasure
Fully Bi - sexual and fully interactive ... no ACTING !
Unhurried  friendly  relaxed service with 2 Bi - sexual ladies who like nothing more then playing together with
DUO 1 HOUR - £140
2 hours - £220

I have no idea what you'd do with them for more than half an hour, let alone two hours!


1 review(s) found for LAURA and ... linked to in above post (0 positive, 0 neutral, 1 negative)

Offline James999

The profile offers so much but clearly they deliver so little, as for wanking you off into a wet wipe, is that the GFE  :sarcastic:

Sounds like a fucking nightmare  :music:

Oh mate. What a nightmare considering the work you put in to try and find a decent punt. Easy solution though. Leave negative feedback on her profile which inevitably she will get hidden. And as we know, hidden feedback sets as many alarm bells ringing than negatives. No one in their right minds will touch them after that.

Offline mh

The profile offers so much but clearly they deliver so little, as for wanking you off into a wet wipe, is that the GFE  :sarcastic:

Sounds like a fucking nightmare  :music:

Well, if my wife would, on demand, dress up in a nurses outfit, fuck me, suck me and wank me off into a wet wipe it would be all my dreams come true, even if she didn't bring a friend to join in! Though if she did it as unenthusiastically as these two it would be a tad depressing.

Leave negative feedback on her profile

All booked by phone, sadly. Anyway my warning above is enough for those who matter - UKP savvy punters!

Offline Stiltskin

I've seen Laura too. The worst punt I've ever had!

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=15503.msg239816

I've posted the new profile up on the old thread, hopefully it will help other punters avoid wasting money on this girl.

Offline mh

I've seen Laura too. The worst punt I've ever had!

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=15503.msg239816

I've posted the new profile up on the old thread, hopefully it will help other punters avoid wasting money on this girl.

Crap, I should have dug deeper, but I didn't have a lot of time and searching by name is pretty futile!

Offline Deed

I've posted here before about how awful Laura is. I saw her a couple of years ago for a duo. She was completely uninterested and miserable. I left after 25 mins

Offline JV547845

Was considering Nikki https://www.adultwork.com/2953569 but thankfully stumbled on this thread.  Sorry you had a shit punt, but thanks for the warning MH.  It's a long way to go for me to find out she's not as hot as her pics, not size 8 and gives shit service.


1 review(s) found for LAURA and ... linked to in above post (0 positive, 0 neutral, 1 negative)

Offline nigel4498

Avoid Nikki at all costs, this must be her 4th or 5th reincarnation profile wise.
Really poor service and no interest whatsoever.

Offline 306

if you want to leave feed back book a meet for say 2 am at 1,30am  then at 2,30am you can leave feed back and there is nothing wg can do about it.
it will not count on their ratings but will still be there.!
Banning reason: Constantly making nonsensical useless posts + Constantly ignoring admin requests




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