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Offline James999

ok we all know how Chavvy fake tan is, but jeez look at this one,

https://www.adultwork.com/1429759 Shag her and get sweaty and you could end up with the crap  all over your body  :vomit:


https://www.adultwork.com/1429759 Shag her and get sweaty and you could end up with the crap  all over your body  :vomit:

Yikes - is this an extra cost?!

Offline philuk1uk

As a man who has had a few fake tans (yes go ahead and laugh if you want!  :D) you really can't have any physical contact that day or the day after really as it can rub off lol  :P

But that is a really bad tan!  :mad:

Fatpro$$ie

Some of her pics the tan looks ok but why the hell put that as her first picture.  The fake tan is appalling and looks so patchy as well.  Sweating does cause the tan to 'move' and transfer onto anything it comes into contact with so you could well walk away covered in patches of orange (assuming she moves around during the booking of course)

Offline gari54

ok we all know how Chavvy fake tan is, but jeez look at this one,

https://www.adultwork.com/1429759 Shag her and get sweaty and you could end up with the crap  all over your body  :vomit:

TBF I'd guess that she only tanned up for her profile pics and if you went to see her she'd probably white as snow.
We all know they save their best make up, hair, lingerie for their pics and have you ever punted in the luxurious surroundings that you often see profile pics taken in?

Still she looks good for apparently being 37, which means 45 in real age. Unless of course the pics are 10 yrs old.

Offline Jacob

Does look pretty bad in Profile picture, would put be off straight away if she were to come up on a search (which she wouldn't, you looking for a more mature lady J999?).

I much prefer pale so a tan is not for me anyway, did see a girl last tear with one, smeared all over her back. Put me off a little though soon got over it.  :)


Offline mattylondon

ok we all know how Chavvy fake tan is, but jeez look at this one,

https://www.adultwork.com/1429759 Shag her and get sweaty and you could end up with the crap  all over your body  :vomit:

"IM HUNDRED PERCENT ENGLISH A THOUROGHBRED NORTHAN WOMAN ALL WOMAN"

It's just a pity that she can't write in English!!  :P

Bot dats okay coz eye iz eh norfan inglish woman - all woman!!!  :P
« Last Edit: January 12, 2012, 08:02:47 PM by mattylondon »

Offline Punter2012

She has got way to much on! I think depends how the WG or any girl for that matter actually puts it on or if she actually takes the time to go and get a proper spray tan. I hate the streaky look! But a nice tan can look lovely. :thumbsup:

Offline AnthG

Its aged her about 40 years  :timeout

This pic here with it on she looks close to 60 I would say. And she looks ghastly.



This pic here clearly with it off - or at least better applied - she could pass for late 20s. And looks pretty attractive too.


Offline Miss A Squires

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Is that a fag she's holding in that top picture??

Offline mattylondon

Is that a fag she's holding in that top picture??
Yes, but I prefer what she's 'smoking on' in her picture gallery, tbh!   :P

Offline Karin

Yes, but I prefer what she's 'smoking on' in her picture gallery, tbh!   :P

Ooh no it isn't!  ;)  Well spotted



Offline mattylondon

It looks a bit herbal.
:lol: Well, I'm not a smoker (of either variety!), so I'll bow to your better judgement! I just saw what looks like ash on one end and a strange yellow/orange substance on the other, which I mistook for some of her fake tan!  :D

The future's bright..the future's orange...

Offline mattylondon

"IM HUNDRED PERCENT ENGLISH A THOUROGHBRED NORTHAN WOMAN ALL WOMAN"

Update.. her spelling and grammar have improved.

IM HUNDRED PERCENT ENGLISH A THOUROGHBRED NORTHEN WOMAN ALL WOMAN (DIRTY BITCH )  :P  :D

Offline AnthG

Update.. her spelling and grammar have improved.

IM HUNDRED PERCENT ENGLISH A THOUROGHBRED NORTHEN WOMAN ALL WOMAN (DIRTY BITCH )  :P  :D
So do people think she is reading this thread?

If you are, seriously remove that top pic I posted. Its unflattering. And save your money on fake tan, it does not work and its offputting to men even if it did work.

Offline mattylondon

So do people think she is reading this thread?

Anth, the girl can hardly write in English, never mind being able to read too! :P And if she's been 'tipped off' by somebody else about this site, they should be taken out and put down for their own good, since there's hardly been a major improvement, has there?  :sarcastic:

Offline Jacob

So do people think she is reading this thread?

She hasn't mentioned it in her Blog, 4 posts in 2 days. You should email her AnthG and invite her to join up. Out with her mate tonight if she's finished the housework.

"i love getting hot and sweaty pushing my body and mind to the max ." If she does, good signature.

Offline AnthG

You should email her AnthG and invite her to join up.
I find it stressing enough just messaging Escorts for potential bookings.

It would take a person so seriously gifted with the gab to message an escort to say "here is a thread where I said you look like you are close to 60 in one of your photos". And that person is not me.

Offline brooksey

There was a mature woman (50ish) called Charlie at the old Lisa's Oasis in Wandsworth. I booked to see her once, not realising quite how old she was, and she was covered head to toe in a fresh coating of Tango mixture. What i found most off-putting was the smell of the stuff ! quite powerful at close range. WGs don't wear perfume for obvious reasons so fake tan should certainly be a no-no too.



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