Crystal BSS Edinburgh

[nike]

I went to BSS today after reading the reviews here. I picked Crystal from 6 girls in lounge, because of her positive reviews.

The start was promising,  good looking girl, told me straight off no CIM, no biggie, some do and some don't.
She got out the baby wipes, even though I had just showered , and started rubbing vigorously. Moved onto a BJ, eventually.
Her BJ technique is great but keeps wiping with the baby wipes, moved onto sex, again her technique is good and she is enthusiastic.  What followed was the furthest thing from a massage that u could imagine. Her idea of a massage is to spread lotion on ur back,  like u might spread butter on bread. 
Then the clock watching started. She looked at her watch at least 6 times and made it really obvious. I had booked an hour and had plenty of time. 
Second session, repeat performance with the baby wipes and onto the BJ, not nearly as good or as much effort as first time.  Onto sex which was pretty good, except for the constant clock watching.

[JazzMan]

I went to BSS today after reading the reviews here. I picked Crystal from 6 girls in lounge, because of her positive reviews.

The start was promising,  good looking girl, told me straight off no CIM, no biggie, some do and some don't.
She got out the baby wipes, even though I had just showered , and started rubbing vigorously. Moved onto a BJ, eventually.
Her BJ technique is great but keeps wiping with the baby wipes, moved onto sex, again her technique is good and she is enthusiastic.  What followed was the furthest thing from a massage that u could imagine. Her idea of a massage is to spread lotion on ur back,  like u might spread butter on bread. 
Then the clock watching started. She looked at her watch at least 6 times and made it really obvious. I had booked an hour and had plenty of time. 
Second session, repeat performance with the baby wipes and onto the BJ, not nearly as good or as much effort as first time.  Onto sex which was pretty good, except for the constant clock watching.

The most bizarre Negative review I have ever read.
Quotes:
"good looking girl"
"Her BJ technique is great"
"moved onto sex, again her technique is good and she is enthusiastic"
"Second session"

Remind me, what did you go to the sauna for?

[aussieguy]

Where and what is bbs

[willie loman]

Blair st sauna located in blair st, just off the high st.

[nike]

Sorry did this from my phone and kept cutting bits of text, here's the rest of the review

Second session, repeat performance with the baby wipes and onto the BJ, not nearly as good or as much effort as first time.  Onto sex which was pretty good, except for the constant clock watching. Sex in several positions and then she says 5 minutes to go baby. I just stopped and got in the shower.
When I got out of shower,  she tells me to wait so that we could go up together. I told her I'd see her in changing rooms.  When I got upstairs, I still had 10 minutes.

Definitely will not be seeing her again.

I just wish people would put any negatives in their reviews.  Even if u feel the overall experience was positive, if any negatives,  they should be mentioned.

She doesn't like her tits handled,  by the wa

[nike]

The most bizarre Negative review I have ever read.
Quotes:
"good looking girl"
"Her BJ technique is great"
"moved onto sex, again her technique is good and she is enthusiastic"
"Second session"

Remind me, what did you go to the sauna for?

Look at the negatives, for me they far outway the positives.
I think that I've given an honest, non fluffy, review.  I have outlined both positive and the negatives

[JazzMan]

Look at the negatives, for me they far outway the positives.
I think that I've given an honest, non fluffy, review.  I have outlined both positive and the negatives

Someone once told me "When dealing idiots"

Expect nothing.
Don’t offer information.
Don’t take it personally.

So I will leave it at that.

[nike]

Someone once told me "When dealing idiots"

Expect nothing.
Don’t offer information.
Don’t take it personally.

So I will leave it at that.

someone gave u very good advice, u should take it. I certainly try to do just that ,perhaps I'll have to try harder in the future.  There are plenty of idiots on this forum and I generally just humour them.