Smiley Sindy (Fulham Broadway)

[StarPower]

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Venue: Bit of a grim tower block a short walk from Fulham Broadway tube station. Not sure I'd fancy going there at night. Inside of the flat was ok though.

Comms. In terms of answering messages quickly, she was ok. Because her English isn't amazing, some of her communication can come across as a bit frosty. An example of this was her early morning text on the day of the meeting that just said "are you coming?" No "hello" or "good morning" or anything like that. Having worked with a few Hungarians I know they can come across as a bit stern when they don't mean to be, so I'll give her the benefit of the doubt on that one. There was another incident though during the meeting when I'm sure she mumbled something unflattering about me under her breath which I thought was a bit rude.

Looks: Milftastic. Absolutely bang tidy lady. Pics are spot on. If you want to be picky you could say her boobs are a bit small, but that's about it.

Services: OWO, Prostate massage, Penetration (protected), Massage.

Now the eagled-eyed amongst you will have noticed that I haven't included DFK or FK in that list of services. That's because there was no kissing, not even a peck on the cheek goodbye. Perhaps because I didn't make a move to kiss her she thought I'd didn't want any. Whatever, I find it hard to give anything above a neutral when there's no kissing.

Whilst the absence of kissing was a disappointment, her oral wasn't. Technique was superb and when combined with the prostate massage she was really making me wriggle and writhe around in pleasure. Sex was good fun. Her petite frame felt great to grab hold of and fuck in various positions. Massage in between rounds and then she got another pop out of me which is rare these days (only Rebecca More has managed to get two out of me in an hour in the past couple of years.)

Overall not bad for £100, but as well as no kissing this punt seemed to lack that certain x-factor. I didn't feel we really hit it off that well and I had a bit of a hard time making out what she was talking about at times. Ok, but I wouldn't go back.

£100 for the hour.

[pumps]

We're all dying to know; What unflattering thing did she mumble under her breath about you?

[Big Cat]

Would also like to know what she muttered or what had just occurred before she muttered it. Obviously not a cool thing to do though.

As for the kissing, I'd have gone for it if I were you as it's listed on her likes. Can't expect someone to deliver everything on their likes unprompted.

[boardyhell]

i have seen smiley a few times and saw her recently after a long break,i think she is going through a bad time at the moment
she is a lovely person ,with a lot to give
my guess is with a holiday she will be back on top form

[Type_O_Negative]

If she would tell me no kissing i would walk...

[NightKid]

Did you explicitly stated or asked about kissing though?

[StarPower]

Couldn't quite make out the comment she said under her breath. I think she might have been complaining that I was too quiet and not giving her enough direction about what I wanted.

I didn't specifically ask about kissing. Having read the other reviews I assumed it was a given.

[pumps]

Couldn't quite make out the comment she said under her breath. I think she might have been complaining that I was too quiet and not giving her enough direction about what I wanted.

I didn't specifically ask about kissing. Having read the other reviews I assumed it was a given.

I just browsed through your previous 9 reviews, which gave me a good insight into this review!

[marty_mcfly]

If she would tell me no kissing i would walk...

You would walk but I would run.

[NightKid]

I didn't specifically ask about kissing. Having read the other reviews I assumed it was a given.

Then I guess I just have two words for you; always confirm.

I just browsed through your previous 9 reviews, which gave me a good insight into this review!

The hell does that mean? Are we not supposed to have standards or something? 

[JamesRockford]

Then I guess I just have two words for you; always confirm.

Some things are usually assumed - I don't really want to roll out a checklist when booking a girl - I only confirm things that aren't listed and are a little unusual, like "are you comfortable with throwing your voice ventriloquist-style while my balls are in your mouth as this is something that I find so damned sexy?" or "your profile says that you are a virgin, do you promise this is true?"

[JamesRockford]

I just browsed through your previous 9 reviews, which gave me a good insight into this review!

Pumps, a lot of your earlier reviews were also negative or neutral and these were particularly useful.  By the way, I like the fact that you include pics on your reviews, I need to look up how to do this.

[pumps]

Then I guess I just have two words for you; always confirm.

The hell does that mean? Are we not supposed to have standards or something? 

If you don't know what  it means just ask, don't fabricate an answer to it. It has nothing todo with having standards

I wasn't sure how to take this review - but reading the past reviews  of the OP gives me an idea of what he's about. (I don't mean that in a cuntish way)

As for confirming kissing if the op doesn't make a move I think it might be fair for the prossie to assume he didn't want her previous customers penis all over his lips lol

I rarely do kissing but if I do I've always found I've got to at least move my face towards hers and see if she responds or course sometimes they're the instigator. Instead of just lying there in a star shape hoping she dives in to snog my face off lol

[pumps]

Pumps, a lot of your earlier reviews were also negative or neutral and these were particularly useful.  By the way, I like the fact that you include pics on your reviews, I need to look up how to do this.

I wasn't trying to discredit his review, more trying to satisfy my own thoughts - as the unflattering remark just didn't seem very unflattering...it's seemed more like the whore just wanted to know how to please his needs.

As this girls has  nearly 100% positive reviews here.

[NightKid]

Some things are usually assumed - I don't really want to roll out a checklist when booking a girl - I only confirm things that aren't listed and are a little unusual, like "are you comfortable with throwing your voice ventriloquist-style while my balls are in your mouth as this is something that I find so damned sexy?" or "your profile says that you are a virgin, do you promise this is true?"

May I introduce you to my friends, Mr. Brief and Mrs. Simple Questions? Yes, I was surprised they had genders too.
And I hate to bring it down a notch while we're doing high level jokes, but to use a clichéd one ... what happens when you ass-u-me?

If you don't know what  it means just ask, don't fabricate an answer to it. It has nothing todo with having standards

I wasn't sure how to take this review - but reading the past reviews  of the OP gives me an idea of what he's about. (I don't mean that in a cuntish way)

Did you miss the question mark? Or did I sleep through some recent ruling that question marks are no longer part of what makes it a question?

As for how to take this review, I think it's quite clear. OP rated it neutral because there were disappointing aspects of her attitude with this punt, from the mumbling (which is sure to create a bad impression, regardless of whatever she said) to the kissing (disregarding the fact that he didn't specify he wanted kissing, which I obviously agree was silly, she didn't bother with a friendly goodbye peck either).

So, just to make it transparent in case you aren't sure how to take this post, while you might argue OP was being picky in this review ... that comment about his previous ones was bloody uncalled for.

[JamesRockford]

Hey Nightkid.  I haven't deciphered your post yet but will do so when I have time - but no offense intended, old chap.  Grow a thicker skin, it's all about improving our enjoyment, after all.

[NightKid]

Hey Nightkid.  I haven't deciphered your post yet but will do so when I have time - but no offense intended, old chap.  Grow a thicker skin, it's all about improving our enjoyment, after all.

I'll make your life easier mate - I was joking, and the joke was that you could ask brief, simple questions like "do you kiss?" or "can we do 2 rounds?" before you hand over the money.
Instead of your obviously-exaggerated-but-hilarious-nonetheless ones, of course.

Sorry it got lost in translation, I regret not using an emoji now and spoiled it by having had to explain. 

[pumps]

May I introduce you to my friends, Mr. Brief and Mrs. Simple Questions? Yes, I was surprised they had genders too.
And I hate to bring it down a notch while we're doing high level jokes, but to use a clichéd one ... what happens when you ass-u-me?

Did you miss the question mark? Or did I sleep through some recent ruling that question marks are no longer part of what makes it a question?

As for how to take this review, I think it's quite clear. OP rated it neutral because there were disappointing aspects of her attitude with this punt, from the mumbling (which is sure to create a bad impression, regardless of whatever she said) to the kissing (disregarding the fact that he didn't specify he wanted kissing, which I obviously agree was silly, she didn't bother with a friendly goodbye peck either).

So, just to make it transparent in case you aren't sure how to take this post, while you might argue OP was being picky in this review ... that comment about his previous ones was bloody uncalled for.

You asked a question then suggested the answer to it, then used another question mark to question the suggestion answer to your question lol. 


Also I don't think it's "bloody uncalled" for, we look at posters previous posts/reviews all the time to gather a picture on what they put before us.
I didn't simply count up his negatives and neutrals and make my mind up, I read every single review and FYI I don't think he's a fussy hard to please punter.


Also I didn't disagree with his rating, If he felt his experience was a neutral then that's entirely his right, the service lacked what he needed.

He might of been able to grab the bull by the horns during the punt though.
I like my OWO and if I make the mistake of assuming its on offer because I saw it on her profile or other reviews (which happens to me often) and the prossie goes to put a condom on, I'll always ask if she could do it without and take it from there.

I don't want to comment to much more as people will start to think I give a shit or I'm a fluffy/white knight for this prossie that I've never seen or have near future intentions to ever see.

[StarPower]

Jeez, I've never read so much analysis of not getting kissing during a punt. Yes, I could have grabbed the bull the horns as someone put it, but I usually see girls that are a bit more full-on and pounce on you from the start, so it needed a bit of an adjustment from me that I failed to make on this occassion. Perhaps I also over exaggerated how important kissing is for me in a punt. But seriously, I'm over it. You don't need to keep this back and forth going.

I can see how it might look I'm a miserable fucker by browsing my reviews, but the thing is I don't review everyone I see. I only post if I feel I can add something new or it's a girl that hasn't been reported on much. Therefore my reviews are skewed towards negs/neutrals. If you want I can type up reports of my visits to Platinum Cindy, but they would just be carbon copies of all the other positive reviews she's got, so that would seem a bit pointless.

[niceguyjames]

Have to add I have seen Sindy several times and had a great time!

[Type_O_Negative]

Jeez, I've never read so much analysis of not getting kissing during a punt. Yes, I could have grabbed the bull the horns as someone put it, but I usually see girls that are a bit more full-on and pounce on you from the start, so it needed a bit of an adjustment from me that I failed to make on this occassion. Perhaps I also over exaggerated how important kissing is for me in a punt. But seriously, I'm over it. You don't need to keep this back and forth going.

I can see how it might look I'm a miserable fucker by browsing my reviews, but the thing is I don't review everyone I see. I only post if I feel I can add something new or it's a girl that hasn't been reported on much. Therefore my reviews are skewed towards negs/neutrals. If you want I can type up reports of my visits to Platinum Cindy, but they would just be carbon copies of all the other positive reviews she's got, so that would seem a bit pointless.

Don't worry, we just want to help you. It takes some time to be confident with prossie. For a long time i was shy but now i always ask questions about her service before i hand money. One girl told me "No kissing at all darling" and i walked. We must learn how to save our money. I don't earn £100/hour 

[claretandblue]

This bird is strictly for the oap crowd surely? I punt with girls it would be difficult to pull on a night out,she looks like the old/ugly mate you try to shake off!

[pumps]

This bird is strictly for the oap crowd surely? I punt with girls it would be difficult to pull on a night out,she looks like the old/ugly mate you try to shake off!

Your punting philosophy is cute....




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