Most of them make around £120 an hour. Conservatively, if they get off their sorry ass, that's at least a monkey a day, five days a week. That's near enough two and a half grand a week. And some want to borrow money? This is punting not fucking Wonga ...
If a prossie asked me for a loan the most they would get is the loan of my cock for an hour or so.
Maybe these hard up prossies should go to Cunt Converters.