the smallest escort in the world haha

[Toshiba]

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[AnthG]

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I have done that before. Someone put a quote of me saying it here in their signature on another forum and it took me actually them to explain it to me over what was wrong.

[Toshiba]

they still can't get sizes right ffs, i never believe a word they say on there

[AnthG]

they still can't get sizes right ffs, i never believe a word they say on there

To be honest now that you have pointed her out. I just cannot believe, or if its true then I am actually really curious about, the whole 28DD.

I have a massive 'thing' for short girls (Ellen Page, Christina Ricci and Nicole de Boer are my three famous hotties and they are all tiny). But 28DD sounds too slim to be healthy. (from what I understand the 28 part is inches around your rib cage)

Zara who is 4ft 11" and is absolutely tiny. She is 32C.  And on googling for their stats out of curiosity; Kylie Minogue who is famously regarded as the shortest person in show business. She is 32B. The Olsen twins they are both 32Bs too. Christina Ricci who is 5ft she is 32C. Hayden Panettiere (who looks like a twig she is so thin) is 32B too.

Every small famous person who look like they have tiny frames are all 32 Inches across their ribcage.

28 sounds far too thin to be healthy. And then DD sounds dangerously too large. She must practically break her back just walking about each day. 

[Toshiba]

my cocks taller than her 

[Mackydees]

I can't see the need to lie about that stat though?  It's not like anyone's going to read 32C and think "wobblegut"...not even Toshiba is that picky!

[Toshiba]

I can't see the need to lie about that stat though?  It's not like anyone's going to read 32C and think "wobblegut"...not even Toshiba is that picky!

i'm even worse with tits sizes, small or big, thats me 

[AnthG]

I can't see the need to lie about that stat though?  It's not like anyone's going to read 32C and think "wobblegut"...not even Toshiba is that picky!

I am not suggesting they are lying. I am suggesting there is something very freaky with the girl being that slim if the stats aren't a typo.

I did some further googline. Danielle Harris who is 4ft 10" she is a 34C. Nicole Polizzi who is a minuscule pipsqueak at 4ft 8" she is a 32C.

I am just hoping Amour have maybe done a typo as 28DD sounds anorexic its so thin.

Is there any photos of her anywhere to see how she looks?

[Toshiba]

I am not suggesting they are lying. I am suggesting there is something very freaky with the girl being that slim if the stats aren't a typo.

I did some further googline. Danielle Harris who is 4ft 10" she is a 34C. Nicole Polizzi who is a minuscule pipsqueak at 4ft 8" she is a 32C.

I am just hoping Amour have maybe done a typo as 28DD sounds anorexic its so thin.

Is there any photos of her anywhere to see how she looks?

im sure they just think of a number and run with it

[Jessamy]

To be honest now that you have pointed her out. I just cannot believe, or if its true then I am actually really curious about, the whole 28DD.

Hope you don't mind me jumping in here as I haven't met the lady in question. Just wanted to post a link to a helpful site that shows real women in a huge variety of bra sizes. It may give you an idea of what a 28DD looks like.

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[AnthG]

im sure they just think of a number and run with it

You seem to definitely have little faith in agency's Toshiba. 

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Thanks for this Jessamy, to be honest seeing 28DD on that site, is not the image I had in my head of what 28DD looked like. (just goes to show how little I know about women and breasts)

But I say this as I have seen a few girls with DD breasts before and they were literally Pamela Anderson style type huge. But apparently according to that site this is 28DD which are tiny (am not sure how that is even possible as that definitely does not seem like DD to me, they seem more like A cups to me?)

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To be honest after this Autumn really is peaking my curiosity as a 5ft red head sounds literally like my ideal girl. Has anyone actually seen her before and if so what was she like?

[Toshiba]

Hope you don't mind me jumping in here as I haven't met the lady in question. Just wanted to post a link to a helpful site that shows real women in a huge variety of bra sizes. It may give you an idea of what a 28DD looks like.

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how about her just putting a pic of her tits on here, job done 

[Toshiba]

You seem to definitely have little faith in agency's Toshiba. 

Thanks for this Jessamy, to be honest seeing 28DD on that site, is not the image I had in my head of what 28DD looked like. (just goes to show how little I know about women and breasts)

But I say this as I have seen a few girls with DD breasts before and they were literally Pamela Anderson style type huge. But apparently according to that site this is 28DD which are tiny (am not sure how that is even possible as that definitely does not seem like DD to me, they seem more like A cups to me?)

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To be honest after this Autumn really is peaking my curiosity as a 5ft red head sounds literally like my ideal girl. Has anyone actually seen her before and if so what was she like?

i trust no one in this game, don't be deluded in thinking they give a fuck about anything but the till ringing, ever 

[AnthG]

don't be deluded in thinking they give a fuck about anything but the till ringing, ever 

To be honest after what Frankie May has did to Denyason this week. It was just a further stamping home of how truly out and out mercenary this game is and how unpleasant many of the people in it are. And also that any belief of making friends in this business is just wishful thinking and will only ever be a one way street friendship even if you do try.

I know Denyason was to many people just really annoying and bit odd. But this only made the fact that it appeared he was getting along with her so well just cheer inducing so to speak. And thus I really was routing for the guy big style just to be the one good luck story.

So trust me when I say I do accept and take your word that this is a very unpleasant industry to be a customer of. And I think everyone else should be under no illusions of that fact too.

[Toshiba]

To be honest after what Frankie May has did to Denyason this week. It was just a further stamping home of how truly out and out mercenary this game is and how unpleasant many of the people in it are. And also that any belief of making friends in this business is just wishful thinking and will only ever be a one way street friendship even if you do try.

I know Denyason was to many people just really annoying and bit odd. But this only made the fact that it appeared he was getting along with her so well just cheer inducing so to speak. And thus I really was routing for the guy big style just to be the one good luck story.

So trust me when I say I do accept and take your word that this is a very unpleasant industry to be a customer of. And I think everyone else should be under no illusions of that fact too.

Sorry AG i dont know what has happened?

But yes they never fool me coming on here being all nicey nice so their business appears to be so caring when all that matters to all of them is money, not sex, not being nice , just money.

They will conive, lie, cheat, act, etc etc to stay in the game.

Never forget that

[AnthG]

Sorry AG i don't know what has happened?

In a nutshell he has paid the £5000 for her to get her breasts done last month (and also a shed load of other stuff for her too). And what it seems like straight away after she has got rid saying she will never see him again because he writes "silly reviews" about her.

[David Larry]

To be honest after this Autumn really is peaking my curiosity as a 5ft red head sounds literally like my ideal girl. Has anyone actually seen her before and if so what was she like?

I'm with you on this AG... petite + small tits + redhead = serious boner

Never been a big tit man. Just a big tit.

[David Larry]

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Would love a nosh on that.

[AgedCases]

My last punt said she wanted to keep in touch, help me get a gf, be a friend, etc. She text me once a month to ask me how I was (the texts have stopped now) but I feel I can't go back as this site has convinced me not to get attached. Shame as she had nice tits and was great company.

What would you guys do?

[dino1990]

My last punt said she wanted to keep in touch, help me get a gf, be a friend, etc. She text me once a month to ask me how I was (the texts have stopped now) but I feel I can't go back as this site has convinced me not to get attached. Shame as she had nice tits and was great company.

What would you guys do?

walk away. At the end of the day she's getting paid to fuck for a living and will say anything to keep you coming back.

[AnthG]

how about her just putting a pic of her tits on here, job done 

Agree, its really odd why there are no photos for her as I remember in the past Stacey has said its a requirement for girls being on the the site to agree to get photos put up and if the girl dodges or refuses to go and get them done she is soon removed (which is what happened with Kat from the Kit/Kat twins, she kept dodging getting photos done so she was removed).

I really haven't noticed Autumn on the site at all till you have pointed her out and its odd as she literally sounds like potentially my ideal girl. So I was looking through the site history and it seems she joined them back in March 12th. (so been with them for two months and two weeks now) And yet no photos up whatsoever, the wrong stats for her (as this topic shows) and then looking further she has only worked for 12 single days in all this time. And from that 4 of those was for incall.

So that is 4 working days out of literally 70+ days of being on the site. It feels like what is the point in even having her listed as she clearly is not interested in doing this job.

I really would like to see some photos of her to be honest.

My last punt said she wanted to keep in touch, help me get a gf, be a friend, etc. She text me once a month to ask me how I was (the texts have stopped now) but I feel I can't go back as this site has convinced me not to get attached. Shame as she had nice tits and was great company.

What would you guys do?

Call her bluff, you will find it was just a throwaway sentence said to be polite and nothing more. Girls have said it to me during bookings and I have called their bluff and said, "great, yeah, when". Then all of a sudden its major backtracking from it.

[dino1990]

best petite, red head with small tits was emily from nne. awesome girl and the best ass for rimming.

[AnthG]

best petite, red head with small tits was emily from nne. awesome girl and the best ass for rimming.

Yeah seen her when she worked for EscortsNorthEast (I think that is the same girl as I know she moved to NNE after ENE closed). She was really nice. Am not sure where she vanished to to be honest.

[dino1990]

she told me was stopping soon as she was finishing her studies and had a good lined up.

[Fragilehand]

do any escorts without legs count?  I don't know of any bout at the worlds so PC in this ages theres bound to be 1 around somehere and we shouldn't discriminate