Lorena Deluxe Toblerone Sucker?

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Lorena Deluxe
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Saw Lorena recently in a dingy basement flat with overhead dimmed lighting in a swanky part of Bayswater close to Marble Arch.
Claims to be Swiss Romanian and I have no reason to doubt this as she is clearly a skilled linguist. Not a skilled cunning one like me though
Sadly she exhibited rather more of her Romanian than Swiss side as I will try to explain.

Looks

Body. She has the most stunning size 8 body with absolutely perfect breasts. Beautiful ass too!
Face. Pretty, but she actually reminded me of one one of those blow up dolls = but in a nice way! ( Not that I have ever owned or used one..)

Attitude

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Lorena Deluxe
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This was going to be a Neutral review but on reflection it justs tips into the Neg.

Saw Lorena recently in a dingy shared basement flat with crappy overhead dimmed lighting in a swanky part of Bayswater close to Marble Arch.
Claims to be Swiss Romanian and I have no reason to doubt this as she is clearly a skilled linguist. and speaks some Spanish too.
Sadly she exhibited rather more of her Romanian than Swiss side as I will try to illustrate.

Looks

Body. She has the most stunning size 8 body with absolutely perfect breasts. Beautiful ass too!
Face. Pretty, but she actually reminded me of one one of those blow up dolls = but in a nice way! ( Not that I have ever owned or used one..)

Attitude

Hard edged, matter of fact down to business type. No subtle sensuality at all. Paperwork sorted £120 for the hour. She put on some ok Buddah bar music. Fiddled with her phones for a bit.

The Negatives.

This is a strange one. I really like to kiss as its such a turn on. French kissing like many other things was on her likes list but not available. Now I have perfect oral hygiene but it was not about that.

Lorena is basically untouchable from the waist up ! - which might suit some of you lads out there - but not me!
Super sensitive neck, ears etc. No touching, kissing or licking.

As to those perfect breasts. I have never met a girl with such sensitive nipples. Anything beyond light tongue brushing stopped her in her tracks and I mean in a bad way.

Tried to instigate some RO. Happy with that but again, absolutely no vaginal fingering - despite my immaculately groomed fingernails - Anal play and most likely Anal too ( which I was not after ) was right off the menu.

I used a simple clitoral finger technique to bring her off as I hoped it might soften and warm her up a little. It did so decided to have a little OWO.
She started to rubber me up. Hang on I thought that was included? Oh no! an extra £30. At this point and largely because I really hate covered oral. I agreed and she went ahead with her giving a reasonable but not very deep attempt. I am not small though so not blaming her for that.
Eventually it was on with the cover and into some doggy followed my mish. Despite cim being on her likes lists I could see that was not going to happen either so allowed her to finish me off with a fairly well executed and wet hand job. No ball work though. She gives all the signals of being experienced but in fact she is not and it was a somewhat sub-optimal punt for me.

Very vanilla all round sadly. Shan't be returning.

[The_Don]

She has 1 other neutral   review  and this negative 

@ OP: Thanks for the review and sharing, I hope this helps others avoid her (as with any W/G YMMV)

It bad that at £120 P/H (and your time spent  ) on this bad excuse for a W/G with matching (poor) level of service   


 

Hard edged, matter of fact down to business type. No subtle sensuality at all. Paperwork sorted £120 for the hour. She put on some ok Buddah bar music. Fiddled with her phones for a bit.

The Negatives.

This is a strange one. I really like to kiss as its such a turn on. French kissing like many other things was on her likes list but not available. Now I have perfect oral hygiene but it was not about that.

Lorena is basically untouchable from the waist up ! - which might suit some of you lads out there - but not me!
Super sensitive neck, ears etc. No touching, kissing or licking.

As to those perfect breasts. I have never met a girl with such sensitive nipples. Anything beyond light tongue brushing stopped her in her tracks and I mean in a bad way.

Tried to instigate some RO. Happy with that but again, absolutely no vaginal fingering - despite my immaculately groomed fingernails - Anal play and most likely Anal too ( which I was not after ) was right off the menu.

 
Eventually it was on with the cover and into some doggy followed my mish. Despite cim being on her likes lists I could see that was not going to happen either so allowed her to finish me off with a fairly well executed and wet hand job. No ball work though. She gives all the signals of being experienced but in fact she is not and it was a somewhat sub-optimal punt for me.

 Shan't be returning.

Indeed, can see why and @ her lack of 

Real GFE

Independent  why do these W/G (and or pimps) try and pull the wool over our eyes.

Another member on this board made a good point, we can never truly know if they are or not unless we know what they do 27/4!

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It bad that at £120 P/H (and your time spent  ) on this bad excuse for a W/G with matching (poor) level of service   

Thanks Don. Sadly I ended up paying £150 p/h with the OWO so it really was poor VFM. Live and learn eh 

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Romanian - What did you expect? 

Sounds a bit like mixture of being Romanian and up her own arse. i.e. too good todo her job.



Cheers for the contribution

[Tim20]

Cheers for the review ! Very misleading profile which I'm sure many fall for ! Just her opening paragraph stating adventurous and 100 % open minded and naughty would make you believe she's not as restrictive as she is ! Plus she says a true GFE ! Well that alone you'd think you'd be kissing ! What she should say is I don't kiss and I don't do OWO , that way she's not going to mislead people,she also says she enjoys her job  :lol:more like offering a dull boring service 

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Just to clarify. She does do Owo but it's an extra 30 notes! 

[adindas]

When I punt, I was not looking for GFE, but I am looking for good looking, nice body and realtively young WG and she met my requirement. To me oral on her is more important then kissing ....

Those who are looking for GFE will be disappointed ...

But hey I just paid £50 for half hour ...

When you are hunting and try to pull a girl like this in real life in the pub, discotique, how much is it going to cost you ?

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When you are hunting and try to pull a girl like this in real life in the pub, discotique, how much is it going to cost you ?

Why agreed of course, that's why punting is so much better VFM.

I still want what it says on the tin though! and don't see why that would alter my opinion in this case.