Lexi Ryder - Bradford

[kiltedviking]

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So this punt has been a while in the planning,  and will also likely be my first and last.  For reasons completely nothing to do with Lexi I think I've figured that punting really isn't for me.  Anyway,  less of my personal feelings and more about the punt.

Texts and a call made this morning,  very friendly,  nice voice and made me feel very relaxed. I had mentioned on another thread that I felt intimidated by her photos,  all a bit too "porn star face"  for me.  However someone said she was very down to earth and "normal".  They were not wrong,  she's a lovely girl who helped out a nervous first timer at ease.

I think in amongst these other reviews that go into sometimes self - indulgent or technical detail that it's important that this aspect of the punt experience isn't overlooked.  It can be an overwhelming experience to approach an escort,  especially one as famous as Lexi but she herself is a nice sounding and relaxing girl to communicate with.

Into the experience itself.  I booked 30 mins and found the place easily  from her texts.  Quick buzz and she let me in. I had no specific dress requirements for her so she opened  the door in killer heels and a very small vest and g string.

Figure was lovely,  firm enhanced boobs,  very blond hair,  slim flat tummy and pierced navel. Very much like her photos to be fair.

Only thing that I doing a little weird was the big pouty  fake lips,  especially when kissing.

Had a quick shower and laid on bed,  talking about likes and dislikes.  Kissing,  French,  tongues,  nice noises,  feeling my cock and balls.  I got a chance to play with tits and nipples then went down on her for some RO. Very fresh,  clean shaven,  slid finger or two inside and sucked and licked for a few moments.

She then asked if she could return the favour.  Hell yes. She took my cock in her mouth and proceeded to suck ,  nibble,  kiss,  all the while playing with my balls.

She manoeuvred herself round so I could finger her a bit more and after a few moments she asked if I would like to feel my cock inside her tight pussy .

On with condom and a little lube,  this wasn't  my best ever performance it seems and into reverse cowgirl. She writhed around making some run of the mill appreciative noises and sure  enough I blew my load into the condom in bloody no time.  As I said not my best ever sexual performance.

Quick chat,  then clean up,  another shower,  kiss on cheek and then into the Bradford sunshine with very mixed feelings.

Overall she's a lovely girl,  obviously busy and probably with good reason,  my insecurities probably prevented me from talking full advantage. In retrospect I think the experience had told me that punting really isn't for me,  however much I love reading these forums and browsing AW fantasising about what might be.

No fault of Lexi's as I say, she's what I expected from reading her  profile and reviews on here,  AW and other forms.
 

[anonyorks]

What about it made you decide that punting isn't for you?.

My first time was a mess, I lasted about 10 seconds but left knowing it was for me.

[bod666]

My first time was fairly awful too. Put me off punting for about 6 months then I came across a girl who gave an amazing gfe and was lovely to boot. Never looked back after that.

I think the key thing is that there are many different types of punts and you have to try to find the one that works best for you. Reading the reviews you can see the broad spectrum of what people seem to like. Personally I'm quite fluffy and prefer punts where the girl has made you feel amazing. Unfortunately those are few and far between. If you have one of them you'll be hooked like the rest of us.

Although of course what you may really want is a girlfriend in the real world and this world of fake temporary girlfriends does nothing for you whatsoever.

[kiltedviking]

To be honest it was the feeling of guilt and self loathing that lasted about an hour after I popped.  I figured I simply had too much to lose of I was caught.

That being the case I don't think it would make a difference who  I saw  as the problem is in my head as opposed to the expediency itself. And of course as I have said, no reflection on Lexi herself.

[bod666]

Yes you're right - guilt and self loathing is not a good reaction. I suppose in my morally bankrupt way I justify my actions in my mind to not have those feelings. I only have feelings of guilt and self loathing when I have a shit punt which thankfully doesn't happen very often.

[kiltedviking]

I've been to a few parlours after a night out,  and the drink had perhaps nullified the bad feelings.  Yesterday just proved to me that while I might still seek out a parlour at the end of a night out,  I think I'm not suited to the sober,  pre-planned indie experience.

Seeing an escort always was a personal fantasy,  so I can tick it off now, a three some was still one,  but less chance of it happening now.  The OH is a great sexual partner,  no complaints or  dry spells so I didn't do this due to lack of action at home,  but she wouldn't be interested in a FFM at all. Perhaps I'll find a parlour some time that will do that ☺

[AgedCases]

The OH is a great sexual partner,  no complaints or  dry spells so I didn't do this due to lack of action at home,  but she wouldn't be interested in a FFM at all. Perhaps I'll find a parlour some time that will do that ☺

Stick with the OH, mate. My ex-wife starved me of sex during our entire 7-year marriage only to leave me for another. You're very lucky. Keep it that way.

[cueball]

Sorry to read punting indies ain't got you kilted. Appreciate your honesty and at least you've given it a go. Better effort than some that just sit in their computer chairs throwing one over the knuckle at the thought.

Stay on the forum though bud

[kiltedviking]

My ex-wife starved me of sex during our entire 7-year marriage only to leave me for another

That's crap, I do count myself very lucky that I don't have the kind of issues I read about on here.

Thanks for the comments too cueball, I definitely will stick on the forum, I find a lot of it really interesting and entertaining.  Some good characters around like yourself, so I definitely wanted to get at least one punt in and leave a review (even though it was with a well known and well reviewed WG in the end) to give something back to the forum.