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Author Topic: Suspicious wife  (Read 6467 times)

Offline od13218

Well I wasn't expecting this...2 of my wife's best friends have caught their husbands having affairs with hideous messy consequences. Last night it was all "you think you know someone and then something like this happens- how do I know we're ok?"; she thenrelated how one friend had become suspicious and started searching pockets, checking phones and laptops and caught him that way.
I take all the usual precautions but FFS could do without this...may have to lie low for a bit!
Hopefully back in the saddle once it's all blown over. Jeez!

You have to think worse case scenario at every punt.  Think of a story why you are there mine is normally it's a friends bday or a relations b day and I was buying or looking at something from gum tree at that address etc it's not hard but remember she could be following you!buy her a android phone or I phone and track her think outside the box.

Offline Happyjose

Affairs invariably end up messy, as women become increasingly needy after time and you then have to consider your discretion 24/7. I've had a few over the years and this was my experience.

I find punting much less risky if you take sensible precautions

Offline bod666

The key thing is shagging escorts isn't having an affair. Affairs are messy and leave lots of evidence. If you're careful punting leaves minimal trace.

Still you're right to be careful and to keep your head down for a bit.

Thank fuck I divorced my wife before discovering the world of punting. Feel like there's no place in my life for a relationship now, just meaningless and dirty sex!  :thumbsup:

Offline lancspunter

You need a ready made excuse for the existence of your punting phone and why it only contains the phone numbers of prostitutes. Apart from that it should be plain sailing.
Banning reason: Convicted criminal

Offline Taggart

All it takes is the slightest suspicion, and the wife starts to dig.  And do they dig !!!! Whatever they ask, it should be deny, deny, deny.

You cannot afford to become secretive, be late home from work, leave a paperwork trail, pin code on phone, password on PC, larger than normal cash withdrawals, and the like can trigger the Spanish Inquisition.

Even buying flowers unexpectedly, or buying new pants, changing deoderent and more attentive to personal care can make a women suspicious. And woe betide you if you glance at the girl with the nice arse and legs as you pass by in the car - if she's in the car with you.

Sometime 'normal' behaviour is necessary for a while. I've had too many close ecounters including some very stupid mistakes I've extracated myself from,  but I wouldnt be cocky to say I've perfected it. As I tend to punt 20+ miles from home, there is the risk of a accident, breakdown, speeding ticket etc, and the why were you there question?

One of the safest ways is when you have to be in an area for business. Hard for those who are office based, but I am on the road, so there's more flexibility. I still risk being spotted by someone who knows the family who might ask why I was coming out of a block of flats etc.  I do prefer punting in winter as the dark nights act as a good cover.


Offline thefoxman

IME all women are nosey and often can't help themselves going through your pockets. laptops etc  :rolleyes:

My method is not to be "too clean", i.e. leave a porn browsing history on the laptop,
a bar receipt in pocket etc

I'm sure they're happy having found "something", and I get to admit to the lesser crime when grilled,
without being suspiciously virtuous ...


Offline 306

Affairs invariably end up messy, as women become increasingly needy after time and you then have to consider your discretion 24/7. I've had a few over the years and this was my experience.

I find punting much less risky if you take sensible precautions

this is so true
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Offline lancspunter

IME all women are nosey and often can't help themselves going through your pockets. laptops etc  :rolleyes:

My method is not to be "too clean", i.e. leave a porn browsing history on the laptop,
a bar receipt in pocket etc

I'm sure they're happy having found "something", and I get to admit to the lesser crime when grilled,
without being suspiciously virtuous ...

I like your style.
Banning reason: Convicted criminal

Offline cueball

IME all women are nosey and often can't help themselves going through your pockets. laptops etc  :rolleyes:

My method is not to be "too clean", i.e. leave a porn browsing history on the laptop,
a bar receipt in pocket etc

I'm sure they're happy having found "something", and I get to admit to the lesser crime when grilled,
without being suspiciously virtuous ...

Like it, the double bluff method

Offline tazz

Why on earth people believe that they should only be able to have sex with one person has always been a mystery to me. Dont think humans like the rest of the animal kingdom are programmed for this. Have had tons of women with husbands and partners make moves on me, so i can only suspect most wives have sleept with other guys.

Offline markw

The double bluff sounds too scarey for me! I'd rather appear squeaky clean.

If you can punt on your commute to/from work, it's a good way of always being where you're supposed to be. And the inevitable delays on public transport cover those lost hours.

And beware of Whatsapp - there are a lot of scare stories about it giving the game away.
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Offline markw

Have had tons of women with husbands and partners make moves on me...

You lucky ***!!!!@@***
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Offline tazz

You lucky ***!!!!@@***

Unfortunately not sleept or snogged many due to the difficulties of getting away with it. They often even do this in front of other people, so just shows so many women are hypocrites with having ago at their hubby for having an affair when they would gladly do the same.

Person i work with has been having an affair with a married women for the past 4 years, hes missus who he hardly speaks to knows and doesnt care. Only reason their together is because of the kids and the hassel of selling the house and moving etc.

Offline spkmstr48

IME all women are nosey and often can't help themselves going through your pockets. laptops etc  :rolleyes:

My method is not to be "too clean", i.e. leave a porn browsing history on the laptop,
a bar receipt in pocket etc

I'm sure they're happy having found "something", and I get to admit to the lesser crime when grilled,
without being suspiciously virtuous ...

Sssh, don't give away the best stuff, oops too late :)

Damn right, give them something to find. I'm always lazy with the little sins makes her think I'm crap at hiding stuff.

Plus the three day silent treatment is a bonus!

 :drinks: :diablo: :lol:
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Offline 306

the brown letter from her solicitor
with your name on it

 may give many more than 3 days of  silence!
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Offline spkmstr48

the brown letter from her solicitor
with your name on it

 may give many more than 3 days of  silence!

I think you misunderstood me. The things I allow to be discovered are things like:

Going for a beer or three
Getting a takeaway
Etc.

All on the sly but nothing that's going to lead to divorce, the big things remain well hidden, hopefully.

 :drinks: :diablo: :lol:
Banning reason: Prossie fanboy

Offline hexohm

Been busted for an affair/fling years ago and she still brings it up on occasion, they're not only sneaky fuckers but they can be bitter too! 

The suspicion is always there and she never believes my excuses / reasons any way so i just make sure i dont do anything stupid that will link directly to prostitutes

Offline 306

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Offline hexohm

a woman never forgets .

True, its not just her arse that resembles an elephant  :lol:

Offline Largs43

Punting should be much safer than an affair; there's less personal contact & no ongoing storyline....

You can never be 100% bulletproof though; my nearest falls were;

(1) a lost return train ticket which I'm hoping is now litter, miles away and not in a pocket.
(2) a long auburn hair on my shirt which thankfully I noticed & checked there weren't any more!

Offline spkmstr48

Punting should be much safer than an affair; there's less personal contact & no ongoing storyline....

You can never be 100% bulletproof though; my nearest falls were;

(1) a lost return train ticket which I'm hoping is now litter, miles away and not in a pocket.
(2) a long auburn hair on my shirt which thankfully I noticed & checked there weren't any more!

Good point, must do hair check before going home today, all blondes at home so Romanian hair will be suspicious!

 :drinks: :diablo: :lol:
Banning reason: Prossie fanboy

Offline od13218

Thanks for sharing your thoughts and experiences - as ever UKP a refuge of sanity and good advice!
What pisses me off is that it's some *other* buggers' screw-ups that have put *my* behaviour under the microscope! Yesterday I showed her a facebook post on my phone and she scrolled for ages, saying "sorry I'm just browsing your facebook, feel free to snatch it out of my hand", which was obviously an invitation to incriminate myself by being twitchy about her looking at my phone. Of course, I had no need to be twitchy and wasn't, but I hate that attitude.

Luckily I travel a lot for work and my hours have always been irregular, but I'd better keep things squeaky clean for a while...

Very true.

I was on my way to a punt this weekend past and the following went through my mind

- Drive carefully (no accidents)
- Don't speed
- What if I am seen by OH friends (though I was 30+ miles out of town)

I addressed the first two items by driving carefully. I also have deleted Google Location History (be VERY careful people) and switched off my GPS signal and mobile data

I took the WG address on a stick notepad and memorised the directions (ie I didn't use the car sat nav)

I had a cover story about playing a 2.5hr game of sport, but if I am recognised I would have told my OH i was hunting for stuff on Gumtree. I've travelled 2hrs+ for a Gumtree bargain so I have form here.

In the end the visit was absolutely horrific and I won't be going for FS again for a long while


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