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Author Topic: Valentina Italian  (Read 3767 times)


2 review(s) for this service provider (AdultWork - 2930398) (0 positive, 0 neutral, 2 negative) [Indexed by Admin]


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Saw her for an outcall to my hotel a few weeks ago.

Looks: 5/10
Communications: 10/10
Service: 1/10

A nice enough lady to chat to while at a bus stop but not really interested in doing anything remotely sexual.  She came to my hotel while I was staying in town.  Below average looks, and a bit of a tummy.  But OK, I could live with it.  She was well dressed and well spoken.

I kept wondering when the action was going to start.  She was more interested in chatting, which was nice enough.  We ended up with some kissing and a little light foreplay and some overly gentle owo.  Zero sexual activity beyond that, and zero sexual chemistry for me - although being a shallow typical man I did have a boner and would have appreciated a BJ to climax.  I didn't have the heart to ask for money back, and I really didn't fancy her.  By the time our hour had over-run by 100%, I gave up and made various excuses to get her out of my room.  She is educated but perhaps slightly eccentric.  The whole thing was weird and the most bizarre experience that I have had in punting.  I said goodbye to her and closed the door, rolling my eyes rather than cursing.

Just avoid completely, guys.  Not a scammer but a complete and utter waste of time unless you want to kill some time talking with someone very mildly interesting in the loosest sense.  Utterly bizarre!  Maybe she misunderstood the job description of 'escort'.
« Last Edit: May 15, 2015, 10:08:56 PM by JamesRockford »


2 review(s) found for the service provider linked to in above post (0 positive, 0 neutral, 2 negative)

Offline michaelvolland

Thanks . . . . I was thinking of arranging a meet next week. I like the unusual and bizarre . . . . but preferably with some action too !  Good comms though- I feel I have been to a lecture at the Italian Institute before I have even met her

Cheers !!
Banning reason: Bad attitude

Offline The_Don

Sorry to her it didn't work out for you


Utterly bizarre!  Maybe she misunderstood the job description of 'escort'.


 :scare:

Yes, Don - I can only liken the experience to buying a Mars Bar, taking it home, unwrapping it, and finding that by some freakish accident at the factory it isn't made of chocolate but of dark brown soap.  :unknown:

Offline shagbambi

Did I read it right, no sex of any sort?

Certainly off my hotlist.

Just to be clear:

Shower time: 8 minutes
OWO: 4 minutes
Penetration: 0 minutes
Timewasting, very light foreplay, weak massage, inane chatter about Italy: 108 minutes

Goes into my Hall of Shame.

Offline LL

Shower time: 8 minutes
OWO: 4 minutes
Penetration: 0 minutes
Timewasting, very light foreplay, weak massage, inane chatter about Italy: 108 minutes

£150 for that?!
Unlucky mate! :D

Sorry to hear you had such a shit punt.

What the hell did she talk about for that long? You must have learnt a lot about Italy

Offline LL

Sorry to hear you had such a shit punt.

What the hell did she talk about for that long? You must have learnt a lot about Italy
He learnt that Italian women don't fuck on the first "date"

Offline marty_mcfly

Just to be clear:

Shower time: 8 minutes
OWO: 4 minutes
Penetration: 0 minutes
Timewasting, very light foreplay, weak massage, inane chatter about Italy: 108 minutes

Goes into my Hall of Shame.

At least two good things came out of this punt for you:

1. You paid for an hour but got two hours in return. This is very generous of her.

2. You saved yourself £20 on The Lonely Planet Guide to Italy.
Banning reason: Unstable

Offline PLeisure

Is this some new guerrilla marketing strategy by the Italian tourist board?

TWO HOURS !!!!!
Hope she brought some very good Italian coffee to keep you going  :D

Seriously, though - you are more of a gentleman than I could ever manage to be under such bizarre circumstances.

Offline marty_mcfly

I am surprised James Garner continued to listen to her all that time.
Banning reason: Unstable

Offline shagbambi

Sorry to hear about the no penetration part.  A total piss take.

Offline Vivago

Wow, thank you, thank you JR. Had her lined up for next week. UKP helps me dodge a bullet again. :hi:

Just goes to prove that you cannot trust AW feedback. Here is her last review.

Quote
Sultry, sexy with a serious twinkle in her eyes - v accurate profile and everything as advertised provided with passion and fun. Exceptional GFE - Baci xxxxx


Just to be clear:

Shower time: 8 minutes
OWO: 4 minutes
Penetration: 0 minutes
Timewasting, very light foreplay, weak massage, inane chatter about Italy: 108 minutes

Goes into my Hall of Shame.

Sorry to hear your experience. I guess she was talking about her grandma... ;)


Offline king tarzan

I rang her last week, about incall, she was all booked up, great for that!!!!
Anyway told me i could only pop once in 1 hour... put me right off.. anyway sent me pictures of herself, looked nice, but as written here not nice figure.. so will give her a miss..
So instead i booked _Arisa_ what a BLOODY HORROR SHOW THAT TURNED OUT TO BE...
PLEASE NO ONE BOOK THAT CONNING BITCH WHO THINKS SHE IS SELF ENTITLED!!!
I WILL LEAVE HER REVIEW VERY SOON OF MY HORROR EXPERIENCE WITH HER!!!

password02


Offline LL

I rang her last week, about incall, she was all booked up, great for that!!!!
Anyway told me i could only pop once in 1 hour... put me right off.. anyway sent me pictures of herself, looked nice, but as written here not nice figure.. so will give her a miss..
So instead i booked _Arisa_ what a BLOODY HORROR SHOW THAT TURNED OUT TO BE...
PLEASE NO ONE BOOK THAT CONNING BITCH WHO THINKS SHE IS SELF ENTITLED!!!
I WILL LEAVE HER REVIEW VERY SOON OF MY HORROR EXPERIENCE WITH HER!!!
But why keep us in suspense?
Wait, lemmie guess, it's going to involve mangos again, right? :D  :wacko:

Offline marty_mcfly

Sorry to hear your experience. I guess she was talking about her grandma... ;)



You mean she is the granddaughter of Sophia Loren? By the way, is this what the legendary Ms. Loren looks like these days? Ageing is awful isn't it?
Banning reason: Unstable

Offline king tarzan

But why keep us in suspense?
Wait, lemmie guess, it's going to involve mangos again, right? :D  :wacko:

will let you guys know soon, lets say her hidden conning tricks created a flat airless banana, she felt humiliated that there was not an expensive food spread laid out for her with fine wine and chocolates and that she could not try to con time away with crap about herself!!

I don't want her to catch on to my identity.. just waiting for her deluded mind to get more deluded!!

You mean she is the granddaughter of Sophia Loren? By the way, is this what the legendary Ms. Loren looks like these days? Ageing is awful isn't it?

Yeah that's what I mean. Well indeed ageing is awful. Do we often see an Italian girl like Sophia Loren? :angelgirl:

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I am surprised James Garner continued to listen to her all that time.

Yes as I said this punt entered the Hall of Shame.  I was tired, the punt was turning into a train wreck, and it was like being at a party trapped in a corner by a drunken hag who won't shut up.  I'm too polite sometimes and I believe that Valentina probably left thinking that she had just provided sterling service and a generous dollop of her feminine charms.  As to her AW feedback, I want to find the fuckers who wrote that shit and dump a pile of manure on their fluffy heads.

password02

Just updated my thread on your Negative - I have to say mine was just over the Positive Line.

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=59383.0

Looks - 7/10
Comms - 10/10
Service - 7.5/10

No time for talking as she was sucking my dick most of the time.

When I did a search her Negative did not come up as she had changed her AW profile and number to

https://www.adultwork.com/3009492 or https://www.adultwork.com/Valentina+Italian



Sometimes one man's meat is another man's poison.

Glad that you enjoyed her PW!
« Last Edit: June 17, 2015, 11:40:10 AM by JamesRockford »

Offline Ttm4576

I've had a bid on my RB from her. Sent me some pics which look ok and confirmed that she does CIM and A-levels.

Any of you guys get offered the above or was it not of interest or on the menu?

I'm undecided on her as to whether to see her or not based on the reviews on here so if anyone's got any more info is be grateful.

Cheers

Ttm




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