Finally decided to get off my lazy arse and write my first review, so I'll do the best I can.
This review is for the following profile: https://www.adultwork.com/2902096
I use the phrase "for the profile" as it was a Bait and Switch. The meeting itself was on the 7th of May.
I was hoping to get some decent interest on a reverse booking, but didn't find anyone that really excited me, so scoured the AW search function. The two services that I look for in a booking are "A" and owo, found HighClassCarmen19 who appeared to tick the right boxes, decent English over the phone. The booking was for an hour, at £120 all inclusive.
I made an initial enquiry early afternoon as to if she was available later in the evening. Then when I finished work, let her know I was on my way and would be around 30 mins. I was told to come to Belgrave Road (in between Victoria and Pimlico stations) and call again.
Once I got to Belgrave Road, I tried to call again, and it went straight to voicemail. I sent a text to "Carmen"... no reply for a few minutes. I was starting to think that my time had been wasted... waited a few more minutes and decided if I did not get an answer, I'd walk.
I was directed to the hotel she was staying at, made another call, and was finally given the room number. I found my way to the correct room, knocked and was greeted by an EE appearing blonde woman (hair just past shoulders), skinny, small boobs (A cup probably, almost non-existent). What's worse, she appeared around 30. The room itself was your typical three star hotel room, double bed, not that big.
The question I'm still asking myself, and I will no doubt get flack for, why the fuck didn't I walk?? Instead like an idiot, I double checked she was ok with the services I wanted (A/OWO) and she said yes, so I handed over the money. I wish I could say I was thinking with my dick, but seriously... she was maybe a 5 out of 10. So goodness knows why I stayed.
Anyways... after a quick shower, got onto the bed. She started off with owo, which was not too bad. After a few minutes, I said let's get the condom on... it was weird, she kind of rolled her eyes, the look was almost a "oh, alright then" look.
Sex was in missionary, kinda Meh. After a bit, I asked if we could go on to anal. I got a very bored "which position". I said "shall we go doggie?" - she stayed on her back and said, this is fine. (FFS, why ask?).
With lube applied, we tried anal in missionary. After a bit of unsuccessful trying, I suggested a change of position. She went on her front, reverse mish. This was more successful, and after a few minutes got me to orgasm.
She got up and there was something on the bed, I didn't see what it was before "Carmen" picked it up and went "oh dear"... I asked what was wrong, I didn't get a reply. That was worrying...
I considered leaving at that point, but having had a string of crappy punts, decided I want my hour's worth. She went off to clean herself up, I stayed on the bed, when she came back I said give me a few minutes to recover and I'll be ready for round 2.
She asked if I'd voted that day, I said I do postal votes, did it last week. She then proceeded to talk about the political situation in Poland, how she doesn't vote, how she wished Poland was part of Russia or Germany... and so on and so forth. On another day with another person, perhaps I might have been interested. But in this case I just wanted her to shut up, and so eventually I told her I was ready again.
She asked what I wanted, I said Oral to completion please. At that point she said she doesn't do CIM(even though listed in profile likes), so I should let her know when I'm about to come. Didn't bother me too much... but why list it if you aren't going to do it (yes yes, I know, it's the point of B&S).
After perhaps a minute or two of oral (not quite as good as the first time), she stopped, threw herself on the bed next to me, and said, Ok, my neck hurts, I can't do anymore. I insisted it was what I wanted, she eventually agreed to carry on.
I asked if she'd lick or play with my balls, either/or as I don't mind, as it'd get me to come quicker. She half-arsedly played with them... after a few more minutes I asked could you please lick them, she then said "but you said you didn't mind if I don't"... so I didn't ask again.
Eventually I came, got up and went to the shower to clean up.
You could argue that this should be a neutral, that it was my fault for falling for it... but I remember reading a review somewhere here where the reviewer said that the experience left him feeling cheap... well yeah. I felt cheap. I left wishing I'd not bothered. And in retrospect, should have walked when this person was blonde, not brown haired and at least 12 years older than the profile suggested.
I hope this review passes muster. I also hope the next one will be a positive one.