Two minor funnies... both in my favourite parlour.. happened on the same day... banging away when the lights went out.. pitch black and nothing.. both of us laughing, shout to the other girls outside to turn the lights on.. another girl walks in and apologises... whilst my girl's legs are around my neck... "no probs hun" "you enjoying yourself?" "yep, thanks" ... very matter of fact.. nice when your so relaxed somewhere... On completion I go for a shower and the tiny, dried out, old towel falls down on the way, I look round and there are three girls smiling looking at my fat arse..ah afternoon ladies...hiiii... "don't be bashful darling" my girl says... "Its ok they've all seen it before... When am I ever going to say that again? Made me chuckle.