Author Topic: Punting bag... (Read 3595 times)

KenniLingus · « **on:** May 10, 2015, 04:18:10 pm »

I like many of us have a punting bag. I was just wondering what other guys kept in their punting bags.

Mine the following:

Stainless Steel Cock ring;
Inflatable dildo;
Pussy pump;
Lube;
Tape;
Nipple clamps; and
TENS Machine with internal probes.

I think this is quite an extensive set. What do you other punters have?

JV547845 · « **Reply #1 on:** May 10, 2015, 04:19:53 pm »

wet wipes, condoms, lube, flavoured lipsil.

spkmstr48 · « **Reply #2 on:** May 10, 2015, 04:26:15 pm »

Rice, equestrian riding crop, cable ties, slave collar...

Type_O_Negative · « **Reply #3 on:** May 10, 2015, 05:00:47 pm »

Fuck me - just imagine you have accident on your way to prossie. A car hits you and all toys spill on the road. And then witnesses/police/paramedics see them laying everywhere around

I don't have punting bag...

Zeusthedoc · « **Reply #4 on:** May 10, 2015, 05:02:06 pm »

a wallet with fee
punting phone

RedKettle · « **Reply #5 on:** May 10, 2015, 05:02:08 pm »

I am doing well if I am organised enough to have the cash ready...

yorkshire123 · « **Reply #6 on:** May 10, 2015, 05:03:14 pm »

If it doesn't fit in my pockets then it doesn't come with me

KingAlpha · « **Reply #7 on:** May 10, 2015, 05:14:47 pm »

Quote from: yorkshire123 on May 10, 2015, 05:03:14 pm

If it doesn't fit in my pockets then it doesn't come with me

+1

threechilliman · « **Reply #8 on:** May 10, 2015, 05:26:22 pm »

My punting bag contains some very full balls, topped off with a stiff cock. What else do I need??

tcm

MancSean · « **Reply #9 on:** May 10, 2015, 05:41:22 pm »

Quote from: spkmstr48 on May 10, 2015, 04:26:15 pm

Rice, equestrian riding crop, cable ties, slave collar...

I guess I am naive but what's the rice for

spkmstr48 · « **Reply #10 on:** May 10, 2015, 05:44:27 pm »

Quote from: MancSean on May 10, 2015, 05:41:22 pm

I guess I am naive but what's the rice for

Put uncooked rice on a hard floor and the girl kneels on it. It was a Victorian punishment for children.

spkmstr48 · « **Reply #11 on:** May 10, 2015, 05:45:47 pm »

Quote from: yorkshire123 on May 10, 2015, 05:03:14 pm

If it doesn't fit in my pockets then it doesn't come with me

On one recent punt, just a squeezy jar of marmite.

Ben4454 · « **Reply #12 on:** May 10, 2015, 05:52:50 pm »

Wallet
Punting Phone
Stake and garlic

MancSean · « **Reply #13 on:** May 10, 2015, 05:54:57 pm »

Quote from: spkmstr48 on May 10, 2015, 05:45:47 pm

On one recent punt, just a squeezy jar of marmite.

Nice one like the idea

spkmstr48 · « **Reply #14 on:** May 10, 2015, 05:55:40 pm »

Quote from: Ben4454 on May 10, 2015, 05:52:50 pm

Wallet
Punting Phone
Stake and garlic

Hadn't thought of that with all these Romanians. Better see them in daylight

spkmstr48 · « **Reply #15 on:** May 10, 2015, 05:57:28 pm »

Quote from: MancSean on May 10, 2015, 05:54:57 pm

Nice one like the idea

Hence Claudia, Bristol, aka Marmite Girl

And unwitting participant in the "delicious cum" experiment.

Thepacifist · « **Reply #16 on:** May 10, 2015, 05:58:54 pm »

Quote from: KenniLingus on May 10, 2015, 04:18:10 pm

I like many of us have a punting bag. I was just wondering what other guys kept in their punting bags.

Mine the following:

Stainless Steel Cock ring;
Inflatable dildo;
Pussy pump;
Lube;
Tape;
Nipple clamps; and
TENS Machine with internal probes.

I think this is quite an extensive set. What do you other punters have?

How Vanilla

I have never carried a bag, nor would I want to. I can understand why one would though. All you really need to carry is the correct amount of £ and a phone.

spkmstr48 · « **Reply #17 on:** May 10, 2015, 06:01:23 pm »

Quote from: Thepacifist on May 10, 2015, 05:58:54 pm

How Vanilla

I have never carried a bag, nor would I want to. I can understand why one would though. All you really need to carry is the correct amount of £ and a phone.

For certain punts it depends whether the WG has the necessary equipment. If not...

Ben4454 · « **Reply #18 on:** May 10, 2015, 06:04:01 pm »

Quote from: spkmstr48 on May 10, 2015, 05:55:40 pm

Hadn't thought of that with all these Romanians. Better see them in daylight

I once spoke to one WG girl who said some guy always had a backpack with him. Within this backpack was about 20 dildos of varying sizes and colours, nipple clamps, vibrators, all kinds of bondage and a milk lactator device. Apparently he liked her to hold a fleshlight in place while he fucked it - then went home.

Which one of you was it?

PLeisure · « **Reply #19 on:** May 10, 2015, 06:18:00 pm »

Quote from: Ben4454 on May 10, 2015, 05:52:50 pm

Wallet
Punting Phone
Stake and garlic

Now, that's what you call prepared for any eventuality..

carefree · « **Reply #20 on:** May 10, 2015, 06:20:46 pm »

Quote from: KenniLingus on May 10, 2015, 04:18:10 pm

I like many of us have a punting bag. I was just wondering what other guys kept in their punting bags.

Mine the following:

Stainless Steel Cock ring;
Inflatable dildo;
Pussy pump;
Lube;
Tape;
Nipple clamps; and
TENS Machine with internal probes.

I think this is quite an extensive set. What do you other punters have?

Jesus, you are serious right?

306 · « **Reply #21 on:** May 10, 2015, 06:56:18 pm »

Spoke to one wg said punter always came with ruch sack .but never opened it.
Some time latter she found he. Was nicking her underware and dresses when she went out of the room!!!!!!

charming_red · « **Reply #22 on:** May 10, 2015, 07:17:01 pm »

I bet your bags look like this

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PLeisure · « **Reply #23 on:** May 10, 2015, 07:20:54 pm »

Quote from: 306 on May 10, 2015, 06:56:18 pm

Spoke to one wg said punter always came with ruch sack .but never opened it.
Some time latter she found he. Was nicking her underware and dresses when she went out of the room!!!!!!

Fkn weirdo ....... sheesh - it takes all sorts

Sonny Crockett · « **Reply #24 on:** May 10, 2015, 07:21:53 pm »

For a certain escort, I take with me a bottle of baby oil to pour over both ourselves!!!!!

Roth · « **Reply #25 on:** May 10, 2015, 07:27:10 pm »

Add a towel for hotel incall punts.

Otherwise in some cases you end up using the same towel as the last few punters.

Only exception was Naughty Slut Soph of Bristol who I remember had a stack of clean towels in her hotel room.

DeWallenFan · « **Reply #26 on:** May 10, 2015, 07:42:41 pm »

Large bottle of water
Towel
Shower gel
Mouthwash
Tubed cigar
Book

PLeisure · « **Reply #27 on:** May 10, 2015, 08:01:38 pm »

Quote from: DeWallenFan on May 10, 2015, 07:42:41 pm

Large bottle of water
Towel
Shower gel
Mouthwash
Tubed cigar
Book

Book ??
Are you planning on reading a favourite chapter to her...

DeWallenFan · « **Reply #28 on:** May 10, 2015, 08:11:28 pm »

Quote from: PLeisure on May 10, 2015, 08:01:38 pm

Book ??
Are you planning on reading a favourite chapter to her...

The book is merely to hide my face on the train after a punt, as I will be giggling like mutley

PLeisure · « **Reply #29 on:** May 10, 2015, 08:20:18 pm »

Quote from: DeWallenFan on May 10, 2015, 08:11:28 pm

The book is merely to hide my face on the train after a punt, as I will be giggling like mutley

Muttley's more of a throaty snigger, but yep - get the point. Good call

mastershifu · « **Reply #30 on:** May 10, 2015, 08:32:14 pm »

Just the fee.. even my wallet stays at home. I do carry my the punting phone too

(for comms and gmaps).

KenniLingus · « **Reply #31 on:** May 10, 2015, 08:42:00 pm »

Quote from: spkmstr48 on May 10, 2015, 05:44:27 pm

Put uncooked rice on a hard floor and the girl kneels on it. It was a Victorian punishment for children.

I'll have to try that on my kids in revenge for me standing on lego / stickle bricks in the dark!

KenniLingus · « **Reply #32 on:** May 10, 2015, 08:43:31 pm »

Quote from: spkmstr48 on May 10, 2015, 06:01:23 pm

For certain punts it depends whether the WG has the necessary equipment. If not...

...take marmite!

(i prefer bovril)!

KenniLingus · « **Reply #33 on:** May 10, 2015, 08:44:51 pm »

Quote from: charming_red on May 10, 2015, 07:17:01 pm

I bet your bags look like this

Hidden Image/Members Only

Mines more pink!

sticko · « **Reply #34 on:** May 10, 2015, 09:12:43 pm »

massage oil, blindfold, restraints, sildenafil

Any more than this is going to be VERY difficult to explain if the wrong person happens to look in the wrong bit of my work bag. Rice I could probably get away with but that sounds painful. I'm fairly vanilla anyway so I'm never going to be packing an enema kit and spurs...

S

KenniLingus · « **Reply #35 on:** May 10, 2015, 09:20:11 pm »

Quote from: sticko on May 10, 2015, 09:12:43 pm

massage oil, blindfold, restraints, sildenafil

Any more than this is going to be VERY difficult to explain if the wrong person happens to look in the wrong bit of my work bag. Rice I could probably get away with but that sounds painful. I'm fairly vanilla anyway so I'm never going to be packing an enema kit and spurs...

S

I have taken an enema kit too! - oh and used it

spkmstr48 · « **Reply #36 on:** May 10, 2015, 10:25:27 pm »

Quote from: KenniLingus on May 10, 2015, 08:42:00 pm

I'll have to try that on my kids in revenge for me standing on lego / stickle bricks in the dark!

And the TENS for extracting the truth.

freddiej · « **Reply #37 on:** May 10, 2015, 10:27:13 pm »

Stop watch, inflatable paddling pool and a Mars bar.

I sometimes get hungry.

KenniLingus · « **Reply #38 on:** May 10, 2015, 10:29:54 pm »

Quote from: spkmstr48 on May 10, 2015, 10:25:27 pm

And the TENS for extracting the truth.

PMSL, also nipple clams as thumb screws!

(on a serious note - I don't torture my kids)

spkmstr48 · « **Reply #39 on:** May 10, 2015, 10:39:07 pm »

Quote from: KenniLingus on May 10, 2015, 10:29:54 pm

PMSL, also nipple clams as thumb screws!

(on a serious note - I don't torture my kids)

That's it shatter the illusion. Note to self, OH and I must stop having inappropriate conversations in front of kids before they get old enough to understand our innuendo.

spkmstr48 · « **Reply #40 on:** May 10, 2015, 10:56:28 pm »

Wait forgot to add to the punting bag:

Paper, pen and tape measure.

Sureshot · « **Reply #41 on:** May 10, 2015, 11:16:12 pm »

Fee, phone and car key (with all other keys etc taken off). Go in with as little as possible on me

freddiej · « **Reply #42 on:** May 10, 2015, 11:20:19 pm »

Quote from: Jackson808 on May 10, 2015, 11:16:12 pm

Fee, phone and car key (with all other keys etc taken off). Go in with as little as possible on me

Good tip. I'm always on the lookout for more things to be paranoid about.

spkmstr48 · « **Reply #43 on:** May 10, 2015, 11:23:45 pm »

Quote from: freddiej on May 10, 2015, 11:20:19 pm

Good tip. I'm always on the lookout for more things to be paranoid about.

I would generally be carrying a lot less visiting a new girl than one I knew well.

Ben4454 · « **Reply #44 on:** May 10, 2015, 11:46:45 pm »

Quote from: DeWallenFan on May 10, 2015, 07:42:41 pm

Large bottle of water
Towel
Shower gel
Mouthwash
Tubed cigar
Book

I like your book idea. One can read it while the time waster ones jabber on and then you can walk.

Roth · « **Reply #45 on:** May 11, 2015, 05:03:23 am »

Quote from: The Crockett Man on May 10, 2015, 07:21:53 pm

For a certain escort, I take with me a bottle of baby oil to pour over both ourselves!!!!!

Now your talking!

Jay-Jay · « **Reply #46 on:** May 11, 2015, 04:44:43 pm »

This all reminds me of the scene from the film SE7EN when Det Mills is interviewing the doorman at the brothel where Lust was acted out with the use of a bladed strap-on:

Mills:- Did you see anyone going in with a parcel ?
Doorman:- Dey all goes in wid parcels....some of 'em have got fuckin' suitcases full of shit !

Jay

Yoda69 · « **Reply #47 on:** May 15, 2015, 09:03:52 pm »

Quote from: spkmstr48 on May 10, 2015, 04:26:15 pm

Rice, equestrian riding crop, cable ties, slave collar...

Rice?

Ben4454 · « **Reply #48 on:** May 15, 2015, 09:06:30 pm »

Perhaps hes going to cook a currey while recovering

Type_O_Negative · « **Reply #49 on:** May 15, 2015, 09:08:41 pm »

or rice pudding

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