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Offline Roth

Add a towel for hotel incall punts.  :thumbsup: Otherwise in some cases you end up using the same towel as the last few punters.  :vomit:

Only exception was Naughty Slut Soph of Bristol who I remember had a stack of clean towels in her hotel room.   :thumbsup: :rose:

Large bottle of water
Towel
Shower gel
Mouthwash
Tubed cigar
Book


Offline PLeisure

Large bottle of water
Towel
Shower gel
Mouthwash
Tubed cigar
Book

Book ??
Are you planning on reading a favourite chapter to her...  :D

Book ??
Are you planning on reading a favourite chapter to her...  :D

The book is merely to hide my face on the train after a punt, as I will be giggling like mutley  :D

Offline PLeisure

The book is merely to hide my face on the train after a punt, as I will be giggling like mutley  :D
Muttley's more of a throaty snigger, but yep - get the point. Good call  :hi:

Just the fee.. even my wallet stays at home. I do carry my the punting phone too   :D  (for comms and gmaps).

Put uncooked rice on a hard floor and the girl kneels on it. It was a Victorian punishment for children.

I'll have to try that on my kids in revenge for me standing on lego / stickle bricks in the dark!

For certain punts it depends whether the WG has the necessary equipment. If not...

...take marmite!

(i prefer bovril)!


Offline sticko

massage oil, blindfold, restraints, sildenafil

Any more than this is going to be VERY difficult to explain if the wrong person happens to look in the wrong bit of my work bag.  Rice I could probably get away with but that sounds painful.  I'm fairly vanilla anyway so I'm never going to be packing an enema kit and spurs...

S

massage oil, blindfold, restraints, sildenafil

Any more than this is going to be VERY difficult to explain if the wrong person happens to look in the wrong bit of my work bag.  Rice I could probably get away with but that sounds painful.  I'm fairly vanilla anyway so I'm never going to be packing an enema kit and spurs...

S

I have taken an enema kit too! - oh and used it :)

Offline spkmstr48

I'll have to try that on my kids in revenge for me standing on lego / stickle bricks in the dark!

And the TENS for extracting the truth.  :lol:
Banning reason: Prossie fanboy

Offline freddiej

Stop watch, inflatable paddling pool and a Mars bar.

I sometimes get hungry.

And the TENS for extracting the truth.  :lol:

PMSL, also nipple clams as thumb screws!

(on a serious note - I don't torture my kids)

Offline spkmstr48

PMSL, also nipple clams as thumb screws!

(on a serious note - I don't torture my kids)

That's it shatter the illusion. Note to self, OH and I must stop having inappropriate conversations in front of kids before they get old enough to understand our innuendo.
Banning reason: Prossie fanboy

Offline spkmstr48

Wait forgot to add to the punting bag:

Paper, pen and tape measure.
Banning reason: Prossie fanboy

Offline hexohm

Fee, phone and car key (with all other keys etc taken off).  Go in with as little as possible on me

Offline freddiej

Fee, phone and car key (with all other keys etc taken off).  Go in with as little as possible on me

Good tip. I'm always on the lookout for more things to be paranoid about.

Offline spkmstr48

Good tip. I'm always on the lookout for more things to be paranoid about.

I would generally be carrying a lot less visiting a new girl than one I knew well.
Banning reason: Prossie fanboy

Offline Ben4454

Large bottle of water
Towel
Shower gel
Mouthwash
Tubed cigar
Book

I like your book idea. One can read it while the time waster ones jabber on and then you can walk.
Banning reason: Ignored admin warning after temporary banning and signed up to malicious troll anti-UKP site

Offline Roth

For a certain escort, I take with me a bottle of baby oil to pour over both ourselves!!!!!

Now your talking! :lol: :lol: :wacko: :lol: :lol:

Offline Jay-Jay

This all reminds me of the scene from the film SE7EN when Det Mills is interviewing the doorman at the brothel where Lust was acted out with the use of a bladed strap-on:

Mills:- Did you see anyone going in with a parcel ?
Doorman:- Dey all goes in wid parcels....some of 'em have got fuckin' suitcases full of shit !

Jay

Offline Yoda69

Rice, equestrian riding crop, cable ties, slave collar...

Rice?
Banning reason: Creating multiple accounts + Making trash posts. Also known as Bonker1972 / Yoda007 on other forums.

Offline Ben4454

Perhaps hes going to cook a currey while recovering  :sarcastic:
Banning reason: Ignored admin warning after temporary banning and signed up to malicious troll anti-UKP site



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