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Author Topic: francescabambi - memorable experience in a number of ways!  (Read 1355 times)

7 review(s) for francescabambi (3 positive, 2 neutral, 2 negative) [Indexed by Admin]

https://www.adultwork.com/1839431 or https://www.adultwork.com/francescabambi

£150 = 1hr including all services.

It was very hard deciding between 'positive' and 'neutral' on this one. Francescambi is a smoking hot, totally filthy escort who somehow manages to simultaneously be unprofessional and very committed to her job.

Texted her about 8.30, managed to get a 1-hour appointment for 10.30. She texts me just before 10.30 asking if I can arrive at 11. No problems there as I was running late myself. I did have to wait in the street for 15 mins, but shit happens. Great comms set the scene for a good encounter.

When francesca opened the door, I was delighted. She looked amazing, with a flawless body, nice tan, sexy lingerie and slutty pornstar lips. Probably the hottest girl I've ever fucked. She was very friendly and was apologetic about making me wait. At the same time she had the demeanour of a hyperactive teenager. She was immediately rabbiting on about how disorganised she was that day, having just got back from Las Vegas. My first impressions were that she was either totally crazy or pretty coked up - or both. She later told me that she has ADD, which doesn't surprise me. However, she was very down-to-earth and seemed very aware of how crazy she was, which was actually quite endearing.

She makes me shower, and we get down to business. When the sex starts, things just get weirder. Seeing her go from 'crazy mode' to 'sexy mode' just made the 'sexy mode' seem all the more fake. Don't get me wrong, I know it's a job for these girls and they don't really want to fuck you. But when you see the girl suddenly switch gears, it's just weird.

That said, she fucked me like a pornstar from the start.I have never had such enthusiastic, dirty sex from a WG. If anything, she was actually TOO dirty. She was doing all these 'porno-style' moves that don't really get me off, like gagging on my dick and slapping herself in the face with it. However, she responded very well to my instructions and did whatever I asked her to.

However - and this is probably why I didn't give her a positive review - she also managed to say some quite insulting things to me. I've noticed that WG's will sometimes make these random snide remarks to you, because deep down they resent you, or they just resent men in general. Francescabambi called me 'frigid' on a couple of occasions, mainly because I told her I wasn't into being dominated. She also told me I had a shit tattoo. However, she was strangely aware of how blunt she was and was immediately apologetic. I wasn't impressed though - I'm a sensitive dude and I don't pay good money to be insulted.

We started off on the bed, she then insisted that we move to the floor so I could watch her blowing me in the mirror. I was very impressed . Then we moved to the bed and did doggystyle. Eventually switched to anal, she took it really well but eventually complained it was hurting a bit. She rode me, we did a bit more oral, then finished with more doggystyle.

We chatted for a bit and listened to music. For round two, I just wanted oral, but as we got started her alarm went off. She told me time was up, but she would give me an extra 15 minutes for messing me around at the start. I was taking a while to finish and she said "don't worry, I'll make sure you cum". I was very impressed at her dedication, and she even said that she cared about doing a good job. I have to give her a real thumbs up for that.

- Fucking amazing body
- Insane dirty talk - I actually told her to dial it down by 50%
- Gave me a glass of wine upon request
- Went out of her way to give me the best and sluttiest sex experience possible
- Cares about giving a good service

- Seemed a bit disorganised - left the room a couple of times to get things
- Phone went off a couple of times and we had to stop  - she was very apologetic though
- Sex moves were a bit OTT at times
- Unwarranted negative comments - she actually said at one point "I'll shut up - men go floppy when I talk". Fucking hilarious.
- She seems to have an almost split personality. She plays the dirty pornstar so well, but then seems to get a bit sensitive. She got a bit annoyed at me for not saying 'please' when I told her I wanted her to suck me off. WTF?

All things considered, she is one of the best WG's I've seen and I would recommend her to anyone who wants a pornstar experience from a very hot, young-looking girl. She is also quite funny just because she's so crazy. She loses a lot of points for the negative comments though.

« Last Edit: May 09, 2015, 10:46:59 PM by Honestperv »

7 review(s) found for francescabambi linked to in above post (3 positive, 2 neutral, 2 negative)

Offline closeshave

tempted but I ntoice shes says doesn't play with asses and no strap on mentioned so don't see how she can do the dom bit fully


says on aw she is a published pornstar, anyone got any evidence of that?

I looked her up before I went to see her - looks like she has a few vids under the name Sofia Cortez. She looks just as fantastic in real life, but she has plumped up lips now too. Her ass is a 10.

Offline PLeisure

um, yeah - bi-polar...... big time.

She makes some hilar comments, though ! Not sure if I would have handled it as well as you...

This one?


Just seems to be solo girl vids from what I've found.

Profile says she's English - Honestperv, what was her voice/accent like? Sounds like you heard enough of it!

Definitely English. Northern lass. Sounded like she was from Leeds or somewhere near.

Online Zeusthedoc

She has a look that reminds me of Tiana - ex-Maxes Angels.

Thought she had returned for a minute!

http://www.punterx.com/details.php?id=721&q= - that's Tiana. Out of the game though!

Offline handyandy

Oh my word, I remember Tiana, one of the most gorgeous girls I've ever had the pleasure to fuck :)

I saw her at a Max's party about 5 years ago, she was the star of the party.

Very petite with a gorgeous face ( especially with 2 cocks stuffed in her mouth ) ;)

For a small girl she could take a big cock. Remember her taking a Huge black guy in doggy whilst she sucked/wanked me and another guy off. She took that double facial really well.

Think that was the only party she did, hope she returns to escorting.
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I saw her in Leeds aged ago, she had clearly been sniffed up the night before and wasn't really able to give it her best - wasn't impressed. Glad it was OK for you though.

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