Agadir Morocco

[rizzy00]

Thanks very useful information

[nike]

Arrived in Agadir last night. The place is jam packed. Last weekend before the schools and uni's start again, on Mon. Got here quite late and hadn't bothered to book apartment in advance, everywhere is fully booked. Booked a hotel for 2 nights checked in and spent a couple of hours in our room and as we are about to go for dinner the receptionist tells us we cannot go to each others rooms. Wtf.
I sweet talked him and he said fine. To seal the deal, I gave him 100 dirhams, even though he had already agreed . Was going to add this place to the wiki but now I think I won't bother.

[rizzy00]

Arrived in Agadir last night. The place is jam packed. Last weekend before the schools and uni's start again, on Mon. Got here quite late and hadn't bothered to book apartment in advance, everywhere is fully booked. Booked a hotel for 2 nights checked in and spent a couple of hours in our room and as we are about to go for dinner the receptionist tells us we cannot go to each others rooms. Wtf.
I sweet talked him and he said fine. To seal the deal, I gave him 100 dirhams, even though he had already agreed . Was going to add this place to the wiki but now I think I won't bother.

Going in April, would be good to see how the scene is.

[Mikey123]

Arrived in Agadir last night. The place is jam packed. Last weekend before the schools and uni's start again, on Mon. Got here quite late and hadn't bothered to book apartment in advance, everywhere is fully booked. Booked a hotel for 2 nights checked in and spent a couple of hours in our room and as we are about to go for dinner the receptionist tells us we cannot go to each others rooms. Wtf.
I sweet talked him and he said fine. To seal the deal, I gave him 100 dirhams, even though he had already agreed . Was going to add this place to the wiki but now I think I won't bother.

Did you bring a girl with you or just booked separate room with your male friend?

[nike]

That's the thing. I booked in with the girl and he didn't say anything when booking in. We booked 2 rooms.

[Azerty007]

Hi can someone please tell me or write a list of all massages parlors , erotics in agadir?

[a1b2]

Hi can someone please tell me or write a list of all massages parlors , erotics in agadir?

Let us know your name and address and will post the information to you...

[Azerty007]

a1b2 is it important to tell you my name ?

[misterali]

a1b2 is it important to tell you my name ?

How else would we know who it's for?

[ss23]

I'm planning on checking out Agadir soon, as this will be my first visit there I haven't got any contacts there yet. I know I can get a apartment on arrival, but I'm planning on getting the apartment sorted before arrival, if I can.

Anyone with reliable agadir apartment contact and a realible taxi driver PM me, i can share my Marrakech apartment contact and tangier tips in return. 

[a1b2]

a1b2 is it important to tell you my name ?

Yes.   I will send via recorded delivery.

[CoolTiger]

Hi can someone please tell me or write a list of all massages parlors , erotics in agadir?

Have you read the Marrakesh threads in Detail?

If you have been lazy, perhaps have you read the last 10~20 pages?

If you had, the answers are all there.

[nike]

Hi can someone please tell me or write a list of all massages parlors , erotics in agadir?

Now this dude looks as dodgy as fuck, just from his user name. AZERTY007. Care to explain why u chose that name?

[misterali]

Now this dude looks as dodgy as fuck, just from his user name. AZERTY007. Care to explain why u chose that name?

Quite obvious the French equivalent to QWERTY. Must be a Moroccan infiltrator or spy...

[James999]

Now this dude looks as dodgy as fuck, just from his user name. AZERTY007. Care to explain why u chose that name?

And the bell end reported you for that post 

[nike]

And the bell end reported you for that post 

Hahaha.
The newbie has a lot to learn. Or does he? Maybe a genuine enigma?

[Flunt]

Many thanks for all the contributions and inspirations, especially the Wiki!

If anyone sees an old, fat bloke looking miserable with no pussy next week then say hello. Failing that, I will try to offer some useful additions to the eating and drinking section when I can.

[Flunt]

For those of you thinking UK civil servants are an officious bunch of cunts, they have nothing on Agadir passport control! An hour and half of a slow moving queue with jobsworths sitting around full of their own self-importance, pointing and shouting, I finally got the stamp to signify my arrival.

Having read most of this thread I figured heading out around 11pm in search of the English and Irish pubs might not be such a bad thing. I found the English pub easily enough, it's on the main road. I walked past it initially to avoid the crowd gathering at the entrance, my first mistake. Just past the entrance I was approached by a dodgy looking woman who looked like she would give me a blow job for a cigarette and slit my throat for free while she smoked it. Despite my best efforts I had made a new friend, whether I wanted one or not. I turned back to the English pub and she offered to join me for a drink for 20dh, I declined. The crowd at the entrance had thinned to three dark skinned locals who were involved in an aggressive and heated debate with the bouncers, more shouting and pointing, I decided to try another night.

My new friend had become my new shadow and she was there when the local drug dealer started to push hash and coke in my direction. I don't mind a little selling but when they can't take no for an answer then it starts to get annoying. By this time arsehole number three arrived, a 12 year old boy wanting 1dh. We soon became the local attraction, the tourist, the pro$$ie, the drug dealer and the beggar! Next up was a motorbike with two local police aboard! "What are you doing with this woman? What are you doing with this man?" The Arab way, I assume they thought I was there to shag the boy? Which is probably the only acceptable behaviour out of the three. Plod shooed the riffraff away and suggested I get a taxi back to wherever I was staying.

The Irish pub is a little harder to find but I eventually got in, the bouncers confiscating my bottle of water at the door. It was before midnight and the place was pretty much deserted. It wasn't long before the night shift started piling in. Provocatively dressed and well made up, the dark punctuated by disco lights, they looked better than most of my recent punts. After a long day of travel I wasn't really looking to buy anything more than beer, a pint of local piss at 50dh went down quite well.

There are many things I enjoy travelling, new experiences being one. From the Wiki the Tildi spa seemed like a good place to try a Hammam, have a decent massage and see what happens. The Hammam is an interesting experience, I don't think I've been washed like that since I was about 6 years old? The massage was good (100dh for the Hammam, 350dh for an hour massage). The old cc swipes and the occasional tickle of the tackle had little Flunt paying attention. On turning over the woman disappears and comes back with a towel over the important bits. I'm not sure why she bothered as she moved it out the way to stir things fully to life. At this point I had high hopes of being offered a little more. It was not to be, she moved up top and stuck her tits in my face in some sadistic taunt, as if to say you can't have these either. I left horny and the cleanest I've been in years!

My second visit to the Irish pub I sat at the bar to see what came my way. I was early again and had the bar to myself with a good view of those arriving. One of the first in was the lady in red who looked incredible. Still horny from my visit to Tildi earlier I couldn't help but smile. Things improved even more when she took the stool behind me, unfortunately that was as close as we were to get for the night. She was quickly replaced with another fair maiden, a little older and not quite as jaw dropping but still...

To stop this from becoming an epic length post, 100dh to the bouncer on the way out, her friendly taxi driver a whatsapp message away (100dh for the taxi) and we are back at my apartment 1000dh for the night.

[rizzy00]

Whats the dress code to get into the clubs?

[misterali]

I am enjoying your report Flunt...keep it up 

How long are you in Morocco?

[VFM]

Whats the dress code to get into the clubs?

None, you can get in with jeans and trainers.  Most won't care as long as you can pay the entry fee and buy drinks.

[a1b2]

Mr Flunt.

I am eagerly awaiting part 2. 

Awesome read so far.   Keep it up....

[Flunt]

I am enjoying your report Flunt...keep it up 

How long are you in Morocco?

Just for the week, if only I enjoyed your talent spotting abilities and successes. 

I haven't gone to the clubs yet, for the Irish Pub I think that so long as you look like you can afford to buy what's on offer then they'll let you in. The bouncers make their money when you leave with company.

A dry night last night, my taxi driver has arranged a massage for me later which is a blind shot and I have no idea where I am going.

[nike]

None, you can get in with jeans and trainers.  Most won't care as long as you can pay the entry fee and buy drinks.

Ur right to a degree. They will not let u in if ur wearing sandals or other open toed type footwear.

But then again, there's a lot of Pain Chaud's everywhere.

[Flunt]

I have established my taxi driver is not punter friendly, the final nail was the hint I might enjoy couscous after Friday prayers 

I went along to the massage and hammam to a place called Natea, 200dh for the hammam was expensive 250dh for the massage a reasonable price, if you want to try the hammam then go to Tildi. I guessed Natea would be very straight when they gave a thong, all wrapped up like they used to sell in the vending machines. The massage was, perhaps, one of the best I have ever experienced, the only sexual comment I can offer is that all the women I saw there justify the existence of glory holes.

I joined Tinder Tuesday morning, whilst here in Morocco, and sat swiping right on the ones that I fancied and who might be liberal in their views to sex before marriage. I got a match! I sent her a pleasant greeting and told her I was only here for the week. She replied a couple of hours later telling me she was an escort.  Three messages later and we're chatting on Whatsapp. I wasn't sure whether I was pissing her off with awkward messaging, she would send me a voice message in English which wasn't easy to understand and I would type a reply from what I thought she meant. In the end I told her I had paid 1000dh for a night and she was happy with that. A decent looking woman whose looks would improve with better complexion but a superb figure more than made up for the odd spot.

I wish I could boast some more about my sexual prowess but I think the hammams are a bit of a killer on my libido. That along with a very vanilla offering meant little Flunt wasn't overly keen to get involved. I read about the bareback offerings here but it seems the two I have met are very safe sex orientated. No kissing, covered oral and number two score not liking RO. After a couple of false starts and great effort on her part we were away. She almost shit a brick when I went outside to smoke, it seems I haven't picked the best location to stay in Agadir! One truly unique experience is to watch a Bollywood film dubbed into German in an apartment in Africa.

Other useful info for travelers: I found a place called the Jeans Shop and bought some decent looking 501s for 170dh, I don't think they bother too much with a variety of leg lengths as they offer a tailor service to cut the leg to the correct length for an extra 20dh. My reason for choosing Agadir ahead of Kesh was the sea and the beach, The Atlantic doesn't warm up much even this far south, needless to say the swimming gear is unnecessary baggage.

[nike]

The Atlantic is cold all year round, even in the middle of summer.

[Old.Glory]

Evening Chaps & Chappettes, or rather, morning...

I arrived back last week so apologies in the delay but work has been hectic!

Dates in Agadir - Sat 10th Feb - 13th Feb.

Acc - Mr A - 8000 D for two 2 bed apartments for 3 days (thank you for the info Nike! )

Vehicle - Peagoet 4X4 2017 for £110 (3days- full insurance) - we got 2 cars as there were 4 of us

Arrived at 7pm - Mr A waited patiently as we went through the joyous passport control of any morrocan airport where they seem to forget that without all of us lovely foreigners they would have mass redundancies. Anyone with any colour will be asked to recite an autobiography by the lovely 40-something year old men before they give you the stamp.

I digress, Mr A waited patiently, I apologiesed to him for the hold up but he didn’t seem too bothered- he was really friendly and discreet. Told us to follow him - took us to the apartments - we had 2 Asians in the group, a half white half Arab chap and myself being mixed too - the 2 Asian chaps had some man looking at them for a little while and then telling Mr A he doesn’t want Asians - mr A fought our case which was very nice of him and the man agreed after a 20 minute discussion in Berber I presume.

As a thank you I invited mr A and his wife to dinner with us, my treat, which he seemed happy about - after that we headed back to the apartments - my apartment was clean / spacious / nice shower only issue was toilet seat broken - and the other apartment was very nicely decorated but only issue was no hot water and one of the bed sheets had a thumb sized blood stain - but we didn’t want to bother mrA again so he decided to crack on

First stop - at 11.30pm was Zanzibar - quite busy - a lot of “older men” (we are all between 24-26) - equal girls/ guy ratio - we got a couple drinks and a shisha - I can’t remmeber the exact cost - plenty of looks and smiles but no girls seemed too keen. At 1am we attempted to enter Papagayo (club next door) but were told to try again at 2am when it gets busier - came back at 2 - got a table - 1500D - about 20 people inside - no real lookers, had a girl approach me (only me and 1 friend were in the punting business) but she was a 4.5-5 - so I cba and said no thank you very politely - she walked off - aboit 4am there were 40 ish people - 2 girls 7/8’s but had some guys approach them already .
5.30 am called it a night and left was a bit drunk and tired -saw a girl in the car park called bushra got her number but she wasn’t interested in coming back that night said call me tomorrow. Fine.

Next day had a pre-arranged tinder date who came to the apartment (told me mate to make himself scarce for a few hours) she sat had some coke (coca cola ya filthy bastards) and then we made out - I lifted up her top sucked some titties and thought any minute now she will give me an over inflated price (we had been speaking for a month online) - she was stunning - 8.5/9 with an amazing body. I tried to get to third base but as soon as my finger flicked the minge she pulled my hand away and said she is a Virgin and only her husband can do that *yawn* - I said ooooook. Then she made out with me a little more with her titts out and said let me get you ice cream - we went out for ice cream which cost like 450 D or something with a generous tip included along the marina - I was hoping she would just give me a bloody price but she didn’t and seemed like she wanted a relationship - I dunno. Anyways we didn’t have sex. So I was horny AF!!!!!!!!!
She went home as her curfew was 7.30pm (she works in some office as a PA)
Went to McD and walked along the marina
Went to Actor’s got a table (1.30am) 1500 D again - not many girls- 2.30am saw 2 girls - one was a 5.5 the other 6 face / 8 body - I took that one back - mate took the other - at 4am they said let’s go we said cool. Some stunners were walking in just then and I thought bloody hell shouldbe waited!
Paid the coat guy 50D / bouncer 100D / taxi 100D put them in car (saw dodgy guy in white t shirt call someone) 5 mins later Police stop us and want 1000D - I said F off they said 200D per chica I said ok here’s 420D - girls said 1200D we stay here for your whole trip. We said 1000D - 25 mins later we agreed to 1200 D lol - they danced around had some ciroc I went twice - condom on - kissing - Bj with condom - went to sleep - woke up at 12 kicked them out and went to see my little Virgin for lunch - won’t bore you chaps with that
Fast forward to 8pm - went for some lovely steak and then shisha to sky lounge - it’s ok - nothing special - the coffee shops along marina are buzzing with girls (mostly 5/6’s)
At 2am off to a club just down the road from Papagayo , don’t know the name but it was FLIPPING AMAZING!
30/40 girls - 7/8 guys - about 10 of the girls were 8’s or better - one of them took a liking to me and called me over - I went over but she couldn’t speak English - LOL. So we danced and I sat back down then she cane over and made out with me - IN FRONT OF EVERYONE! Security comes over - says mate you can’t kiss her on the lips (I’m parapgrassing) - I said sorry - btw service was amazing - 1500 D table but felt like a king
Girls friend translates - she wants 2000D - I said no chance 1000D she said ok 1500D and she’ll stay with you for as many days as you like - she was a 7.5/8 so i said ok give me your number - we left separately I texted her - I got home but no reply - I lay down and fell asleep woke up to 4 missed called but they came 55 minutes after I had got home and obviously I had fallen asleep.

Anyways off to the airport then. Going to Kech & Agadir in March for a week now - hope some of this info is of use to someone

Hoping for 2 ladies in the week coming March - one needs to be a 9 PLEAAESEEEE! Haha

[CoolTiger]

Evening Chaps & Chappettes, or rather, morning...

I arrived back last week so apologies in the delay but work has been hectic!

Dates in Agadir - Sat 10th Feb - 13th Feb.

Acc - Mr A - 8000 D for two 2 bed apartments for 3 days (thank you for the info Nike! )

Did you mean D800? i.e. approx £65
Assume this rate was per night?

[Flunt]

Reading Old Glory's comments I'm pleased I didn't put the effort into multiple pursuits!

I only had one other reply from my Tinder efforts. I sent her a message and received some strange response, I'm not sure if it was a load of question marks or the local lingo. I've enjoyed a repeat with my Tinder escort and rediscovered my libido, I'm blaming the hammam.

Not much to add apart from saying that I'm surviving pretty well as a cheapskate and enjoying overnights with a decent looking 32 year old with a superb figure for £80 a time (doesn't drink or smoke). No taxi fares, no bouncer fees, just some good old fashioned making out on the sofa in front of the TV before heading to the bedroom for some enjoyable vanilla.

For food recommendations: I could quite happily live on Chiche Kabab, a superb double burger cooked to order with fries is 33dh and they give your a tray of sauces to add.

[nike]

Did you mean D800? i.e. approx £65
Assume this rate was per night?

Come on CT. sometimes I really despair with ur attention to details. The Op said 8000 dh for 2 apartments for 3 days.

[CoolTiger]

Come on CT. sometimes I really despair with ur attention to details. The Op said 8000 dh for 2 apartments for 3 days.

SHGTS 

[Old.Glory]

Haha yes as Nike said. It’s orite though, we all get caught up in the excitement at times

In March I will go through MrA again, 3 days in Agadir / 2 days in Marrakech - 2 of us - with a car - will drive from Kesh to Agadir - be careful though guys, a Norwegian mate of mine told me the motorways between the cities are swamped with speed cameras - he got 2 tickets! So stick to the limit - or you know, 10% + 2 over 

I am keen to go down to Taghazout and Paradise Valley in Agadir too - my tinder Virgin offered to show me around. If anyone has any recommendations I’d be grateful

Side note: one of the girls said people usually get a hotel too - so I may get a hotel too, a back up place perhaps- keep our suitcases etc there - anyone do this before?

[nike]

Haha yes as Nike said. It’s orite though, we all get caught up in the excitement at times


Side note: one of the girls said people usually get a hotel too - so I may get a hotel too, a back up place perhaps- keep our suitcases etc there - anyone do this before?

I know a couple of guys who do that but for me it's a waste if time and money. The only reason would be if ur getting absolutely "pisshed" and u would not notice someone walking out with ur suitcase. Most apartments I've been in have key locked doors, cannot be opened, even from inside without key.  Lock the door and put the key somewhere safe.
However, not too long ago, my mate got shit faced drunk and went to his room, locked the door and fell asleep. He wakes up early doors and starts banging on the door , shouting someone has locked him in and taken the keys. We tried to reason with him but he was adamant the girls had locked him in, after a while he falls back to sleep. My other mate and I  took our girls out for breakfast, around 11am, got back to apartment at around 1pm and our drunk friend has sobered up a bit and managed to find his key, under his pillow.

[Old.Glory]

Haha amazing! I can imagine the panic in the poor chap’s face

[Maximus]

Has Mr A moved to Agadir from Kesh? Or are we talking about a diff Mr A?

[Tom Murphey]

Hi new on here so not sure if this is the correct area, I have read all the posts on the Agadir topic and decided to take the plunge and go (never punted in my life).
Just returned from very first trip to Agadir wanted to add a great Hammam place in Agadir which was introduced to us while staying at the hotel.
A place called Zen Ahlam Agadir Spa, this guy picks you up from your place and drops you back, it cost us 350 Dirham each for a 1h Hammam which was brilliant, breasts hanging out over her swim suit and 1h massage this was a not deep tissue massage but rather a soft tease massage, her name Sarah did tease with the C swipes but I just could not get the little man stand to attention, this could be due to nerves.
I was asked if I would come back again but unfortunately was flying back the next day.
(Admin please remove anything which is not supposed to on as first post)

[good fella]

Tom - what your views on agadir - in terms of girls quality , availability and costs ..? cheers

[Tom Murphey]

Tom - what your views on agadir - in terms of girls quality , availability and costs ..? cheers

Good Fella - Agadir is a great place for your normal sight seeing etc different culture, in terms of "girls quality", the attractive ones are rare during the day but at night there more out and about.
I found it was easier to determine who was a prossie as they were always using watsapp.
I did not have the courage to get any numbers as I am a novice and learning every day and the main reason being not having any contacts or guide to introduce me to a working girls and residing in a hotel not a apartment.
A shisha club called Naya Lounge in Agadir had a lot of girls coming in and out always rushing upstairs most were 6/7 our of 10.
In terms availability and cost I am not sure as only tried the Hamams which were your average between 250 Dirhams and 350 Dirhams extra services would depend on the quality of girl most tend to say "you want naughty massage".
I hope this helps.

[good fella]

Thanks Tom . Good info

Yes apartment is the way to go !!

[good fella]

Guys - we are getting a 3 bedroom villa  for 3600 dhm / night
Is that reasonable price for July/ aug ?
We tried to get an apartment but there is not 3+ bedroom apartments and nearly none of them allow invites .

We have divided our 7 nights into 4 in agadir n 3 in kech

Is that fair division

Any inputs / comments be appreciated ?

[reviewreader]

Guys - we are getting a 3 bedroom villa  for 3600 dhm / night
Is that reasonable price for July/ aug ?

Way too expensive

[misterali]

Way too expensive

For a villa in the summer? Girl friendly? Also we haven't seen the quality of the villa so cannot really say for sure...

[good fella]

Girl friendly but no pool . They reckon July / aug is peak season .
The issue is no apartments for 3/4 guys 🤔

[misterali]

Girl friendly but no pool . They reckon July / aug is peak season .
The issue is no apartments for 3/4 guys 🤔

Finding three or four bee apartments has always been a pain in the testicles. Villa usually is the option for that.

[Essex3]

Ive been reading through this guide. Marrakech it seems pretty much all hammams offer extras whereas agadir doesnt. I know about tildi but does anyone know any others that always offer 'extras' 

[a1b2]

There's a few in town.  Tarboujt.  One in particular was really gud.   Not sure if I am allowed to give the name out on the forum, as I don't want anyone getting in trouble over there

[fezzy197]

Hi alb2
what was the price and what did you get - just to get an idea of likely charges
thanks

[good fella]

Hey guys - finding it hard to get a 3 bedroom apt . Could anyone assist with 3/4 bedroom villa contacts or pointers . Be appreciated . Thanks

[Steveni86]

There's a few in town.  Tarboujt.  One in particular was really gud.   Not sure if I am allowed to give the name out on the forum, as I don't want anyone getting in trouble over there

The hotel next to hotel tildi does!

[rizzy00]

Just came back from a 4 day trip from Agadir. Did'nt bother with Tinder, thought i'd punt in the Lounges and Clubs. Seems like Naya Lounge is the place to be, places like factory and Actors seems to be quiet. So stuck with Naya Lounge as the quality on show was a lot better. Place starts to get busy at 12, and soon starts to fill up with WG's and young asian lads. Going rate 800-1200 for the girl, +drinks for yourself and her, + 100 to bouncer, 100/200 to taxi, and security, no matter where you go in Agadir these guys want a slice of the pie. It seems everyone is linked and it seems like a carefully coordinated business.

Anyway my 2 bobs worth, get to know the bouncers and they will get some girls to come sit with you if you dont have the courage to go up to them. The way I see it they are all working in there, and you are more or less guaranteed. Treat them with respect and they will look after you.