Author Topic: LANA SUMMER 22  (Read 2358 times)


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Offline Riprock

Lana was my plan C yesterday, as I was determined to punt.  In hindsight I should’ve fuct off home and knocked one out.

Decent comms. Got off at West ham and found the place no probs.  Once inside I opted for the hour. 
80 notes exchanged and down to business.

At this point it all goes pete tong:

‘Don’t do this, don’t do that…’don’t touch my face/hair, no kissing’.  So many restrictions. 
She had a very surly and disinterested attitude which was rapidly killing the mood. 
To make things even worse, she was determined to dictate the proceedings rather than be attentive to the punter’s needs. 
A big turn-off and infuriating.

What’s more, she was content making absolutely zero effort.  Gentlemen, I can’t stress this enough. 
I tried to warm her up by cracking a few jokes. 
Just wasn’t happening with this moody clearly jaded bint.

Got down to some OWO which was half-decent.  Within 5 mins I was at the edge. 
I wanted to pinch it off to prolong the blowjob, but she sensed this and forcibly finished me off by hand, completely ignoring me.
Sneaky and annoying.

Round 2 was always gonna be a struggle with her lack of work ethnic.  I requested a shoulder massage, but her ridiculously long fake nails would make this a non-starter.  Some lucklusture OWO combined with a sour atmosphere meant I had no chance. 
Made a solo (obviously unassisted) effort.  Still nothing. 

In frustration I got off the bed and stood up. She asked me if I wanted a shower. 
I declined and said I would be leaving (half-time) and she should consider returning at least £20 as a fair compromise. 
Her response was that I’d been there longer than 30 minutes as the clock started ticking when I walked through the front door and not when the actual punt commenced.

This drew some angry words from me but she stuck to her guns.  Saying I should take up my grievance with ‘Elizabeth..’ (Her Majesty). 
Before angrily switching off the light and moving into the next room to start jabbering with her flatmate in Hungarian who found it all amusing. 

Deciding to exit before any security turned up, I got dressed and made for the door.  Before leaving I parted with some choice words. 
Which was calling her lazy bitch who should consider other employment, blaming her size for my inability to produce a 2nd erection, and finally a cunt for good measure. 

A truly disgusting service. 
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Buyer beware.
I’m now in punting hiatus…

RR

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Offline punk

what a night mare,that group has some very good but some very bad prossies, i include the west ham,hendon,queensbury and walthamstow  flats.

seen her once in passing and seemed like a total fat rip off cunt.
« Last Edit: May 09, 2015, 11:48:23 am by punk »

Offline Makka124

Good on you, fat cow thinks she's worth more, problem is she will still mug people off

Offline punk

cause she got her pussy split in a couple of porn films,hungarian porn whores are two a penny,cheep and will debase themselves for very little money.

Offline Riprock

Come again....how do you know this out of interest?

cause she got her pussy split in a couple of porn films,hungarian porn whores are two a penny,cheep and will debase themselves for very little money.

Offline punk

Come again....how do you know this out of interest?

Why do you think the porn companies base themselves in Hungary? Though this is changing now, a lot of the women come from poor villages outside the capital or poor towns.And will do a lot of shit for a lot less dollars than say an american,brit of French or german porn star.
« Last Edit: May 10, 2015, 11:20:36 am by punk »

Offline lewishamguy

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Why do you think the porn companies base themselves in Hungary? Though this is changing now, a lot of the women come from poor villages outside the capital or poor towns.And will do a lot of shit for a lot less dollars than say an american,brit of French or german porn star.

Very much true and later they join in AW as so called pornstrar.

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Sorry OP you had a bad punt, looks like she very hit and miss


Sounds more jaded than before!



Offline PumpAction

I saw her Hendon duo partner, Pamela, a little while ago. I really should do a negative/neutral review. Half decent owo and cim but everything else was poor. The biggest problem was that her breath smelled and she had body odour which was a real mood killer.

Like Punk says that group has some very good (Tanya Babe) but some very bad prossies.

Offline Riprock

Yes mate, beyond jaded, a complete and utter trollop.

Sounds more jaded than before!

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This is actually worse than a bad punt. This is borderline scammer territory.

Not only did she not do kissing or give you the terms of her discretion or any of the services that are listed on her profile, she said time started as soon as you entered the apartment.

This is not how it works

If a caropractor said to you that you are charged as soon as they enter the building what would your response be?

You would probably tell them where to stick it and choose another caropractor. What if a taxi driver put his meter on as soon as you entered the taxi without telling him where you want to go? While you're sitting there his meter is going up. You would get out again and find another or ask him to switch it off so you can discuss prices.

All good working girls would never expect time to start as soon as you enter their premises. I actually had an agency girl once try to tell me that 15 minutes have gone because she couldn't find my hotel. I simply phoned her agency up and cancelled there and then and told them that their girl just tried to scam me.

Of course money should be exchanged when services are discussed as soon as possible but this is a big misconception about punting that I would like to see changed.

What I like to do is discuss services before money exchanges hands. When you are listening to her response do not focus on the words but focus your attention on her body language and manner. Any slight hint of a lie and i will walk.
« Last Edit: May 10, 2015, 07:38:48 pm by Ben4454 »

Offline Riprock

Absolutely, this is not how it should work.

This one was so lazy, she couldn’t even be bothered to go through the motions. 
She honestly expects to be paid for doing as little as possible.   
Asking her to do the littlest thing was met with a look of incredulity or outright refusal.

This is actually worse than a bad punt. This is borderline scammer territory.

Not only did she not do kissing or give you the terms of her discretion or any of the services that are listed on her profile, she said time started as soon as you entered the apartment.

This is not how it works

Offline Riprock

I didn’t see anything untoward.  But it may explain why fingering was off the menu along with almost everything else. 

cause she got her pussy split in a couple of porn films,hungarian porn whores are two a penny,cheep and will debase themselves for very little money.

Offline punk

Very much true and later they join in AW as so called pornstrar.

 ;)

true, i think they earn around $500 depending on company and have to work long hours with a camera stuck near their arse, with 1 or more blokes fucking them on and off for hours, positions,camera,lighting, waiting for their scenes etc.

How better to fuck punters at £80 an hour minus the pimps cut, must be money in it.