Lana was my plan C yesterday, as I was determined to punt. In hindsight I should’ve fuct off home and knocked one out.
Decent comms. Got off at West ham and found the place no probs. Once inside I opted for the hour.
80 notes exchanged and down to business.
At this point it all goes pete tong:
‘Don’t do this, don’t do that…’don’t touch my face/hair, no kissing’. So many restrictions.
She had a very surly and disinterested attitude which was rapidly killing the mood.
To make things even worse, she was determined to dictate the proceedings rather than be attentive to the punter’s needs.
A big turn-off and infuriating.
What’s more, she was content making absolutely zero effort. Gentlemen, I can’t stress this enough.
I tried to warm her up by cracking a few jokes.
Just wasn’t happening with this moody clearly jaded bint.
Got down to some OWO which was half-decent. Within 5 mins I was at the edge.
I wanted to pinch it off to prolong the blowjob, but she sensed this and forcibly finished me off by hand, completely ignoring me.
Sneaky and annoying.
Round 2 was always gonna be a struggle with her lack of work ethnic. I requested a shoulder massage, but her ridiculously long fake nails would make this a non-starter. Some lucklusture OWO combined with a sour atmosphere meant I had no chance.
Made a solo (obviously unassisted) effort. Still nothing.
In frustration I got off the bed and stood up. She asked me if I wanted a shower.
I declined and said I would be leaving (half-time) and she should consider returning at least £20 as a fair compromise.
Her response was that I’d been there longer than 30 minutes as the clock started ticking when I walked through the front door and not when the actual punt commenced.
This drew some angry words from me but she stuck to her guns. Saying I should take up my grievance with ‘Elizabeth..’ (Her Majesty).
Before angrily switching off the light and moving into the next room to start jabbering with her flatmate in Hungarian who found it all amusing.
Deciding to exit before any security turned up, I got dressed and made for the door. Before leaving I parted with some choice words.
Which was calling her lazy bitch who should consider other employment, blaming her size for my inability to produce a 2nd erection, and finally a cunt for good measure.
A truly disgusting service.
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I’m now in punting hiatus…
RR
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