Absolute piss take of a profile and service!
Decided I needed a distraction from the regular girl I see, in order to get some perspective. TOFTT with a girl that had no reviews but some okay feedback. Had a few emails on AW but nothing arranged. Called last minute and she was free (not surprised). £120 for an hour but she wanted extra for owo which I refused so she included it.
Comms were a little strange - she seemed to not get all my texts and vice versa. Place was a tiny hotel room 10 mins from Shepherd's Bush. Didn't answer the call at first then asked for 2 mins. Then no one answered at reception so had to wait another 2 mins for her to turn up.
On arrival she was very good looking. Beautiful young ebony - about the only thing as advertised! She's British and with a very casual tone to the point of sleepiness.
In the room I asked if everything was okay in my text - DFK, owo and CIM. (Which she never got) Apparently no CIM. Even though on AW she makes a big point of wanting it! Well okay, handed over the money.
10 seconds of light FK and she went to owo. Stopped and complained and sent me to the bathroom (I'm clean) even though there was no soap. Then second attempt she said I had a rash - not true. Maybe it was red from where she tugged it! Then she revealed there was no RO as she gets some infection if a guy does it. Never heard of that before. By this point the atmosphere was flat. She then gave me a lecture about the 'ocean of disease out there' and couldn't understand why I wanted it. I pointed out how she's advertised on AW and demanding that men 'eat it'.
At this point it became obvious she's not independent and not happy with almost anything advertised. She said 'we don't give refunds' and took the money and went to he bathroom to call her agency. I started to become very nervous - the hotel was very secluded. She argued with the agency and came out and said we started so she can't give money back.
I argued it, saying it's not as advertised and I was due a refund. At the back of my mind was that she may have a pimp in the hall. She offered back £40 for a half hour service and I argued with her it should be more. She gave back £50. It all felt very uncomfortable and I just wanted it over.
She is gorgeous and I'd effectively lost £70 for nothing so I decided to ask if I could still do something as I'd paid for half hour. She wanted another £10 back! By that point I just wanted something and to take my frustration out on a few minutes of average sex. She even pulled a 'where's the packet of condom's stunt', as if I'd stolen them in order to get something back from the evening.
When I tried kissing her again, she felt 'too claustrophobic' and was totally passive apart from when she was trying to wriggle into a position to make me finish quicker. Once done, she ignored me. Until I started moaning about the service to her and she said it's the agency's fault. I don't care! I got her profile up and she seemed very bemused and sort of upset. Difficult to tell with her flat tone.
I mentioned the profile even said A-levels included. To my shock, this actually was okay with her!!! But extra! Showed her the two different places it says included much to her surprise again.
It was so stop-start and pathetic. She knew every trick in the book to make it a shit service. Such a shame as she's really hot. But unless you want to pay over the odds for a few minutes of unsatisfying sex don't bother. The likes list is pure fiction! Pathetic waste of money.https://www.adultwork.com/ViewProfile.asp?UserID=2827538