I've had a 'nice guy x x'
That was all. Nice? What the fuck is 'nice'? 'Nice' is just so fucking insipid and non-descriptive. Danish pastries are 'nice'.
'Polite lovely man etc' and 'Lovely man...etc' from the same girl. I must not have been so polite the second time. Can't remember.
'Very lovely sexy gentleman' ... Now you're talking, but 'gentleman'? Really? Must have been the way I said, 'Make me cum in your mouth then snowball me. Please.'.
'Clean & friendly..Respects you blah blah blah.' Well, if you're reading this, so you were you...and I definitely respected the way you took it in the mouth. Then spat it on the carpet, because, 'That was really a lot'. And the way you wiped it off the carpet with a towel. Classy. I must get round to doing a review of this one.
And last but by no means least..... 'Brilliant nipple-kisser
It's all a load of old bollocks, really, but for some reason, my last three punts have asked me to make an AW booking, as well as on the phone. So, you know, 'Chwaraewch y gêm', as they say.