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Author Topic: "phunomia"  (Read 746 times)

This creature is always in my BD1 search results and I always pass right by, the scary picture is enough to put the fear of god in me.

Today however I noticed her latest status update.


*SORRY IM CURRENTLEY IN HOSPITAL WITH PHUNOMIA*


Got to hand it to these women for trying their best, but FFS who in their right mind?

https://www.adultwork.com/2207633 or https://www.adultwork.com/Catherine440

Offline p3ngu1n

She looks like the type that leave the toilet seat up! I'd rather put it in a wood chipper :drinks:

And what on earth is "phunomia"??

She definitely looks rather "man-ish".

Offline bod666

Why the hell did I click on that link?  :scare:

Probably means pneumonia but can't spell.  :wacko:

I know bod, I scary proposition indeed. I reckon you'd catch worse than "phunonia"!

Classy bird she looks more like a bloke than I do. £80 an hour with BB on offer for "a little extra" well who could refuse an offer like that? :scare: :scare: :thumbsdown: don't know about phumonia she's certainly got dyslexia. Or perhaps I should say dicks lessia in case she reads this and wonders what I'm talking about.


somebody will come around saying pics don't do her justice  :D

Offline p3ngu1n

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Im a BBW dress size 18-20 with green eyes and auburn hair, attractive and have 40dd bust

She definitely has a cracking sense of humour I'll give her that!! :lol:

Offline p3ngu1n

On a high note, any of you chaps seen AnnaBella (https://www.adultwork.com/2814344)?? Looks TGTBT

On a high note, any of you chaps seen AnnaBella (https://www.adultwork.com/2814344)?? Looks TGTBT

Very attractive for 37 years old woman, or skilled photographer :D

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On a high note, any of you chaps seen AnnaBella (https://www.adultwork.com/2814344)?? Looks TGTBT

Beautiful looking girl, love the style of photos.  Too far away from me unfortunately but perhaps worth a TOFTT.

Mind you minimum booking 90 mins at £190, seems a bit steep and a bit of a gamble.

Offline jimmytick

Half of the AW girls are like that, bit fat munters that rate themselves at 100 quid an hour! 5 star experience!

Offline p3ngu1n

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For anything from overnight GFE to half an hour of passion

Yet as if by magic, the prices start from 1.5hrs?? She's not the shiniest pebble on the beach is she!?  I hope she's priced herself out of work so she learns :music:




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