lauraescortscotland ( Hamilton )

[mavgoose]

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Seen this girl over the weekend .........
Oh my God. In 10 years + punting , the ultimate all time worst punt. I've previously stated there should be more than 3 options ( positive , neutral , negative ). This should have its own description too.
Negative x 100.

Couldn't get a hold of a couple of girls I'd seen before. Laura's profile intrigued me. Thought I'd take a gamble. Comms were a little bit vague at first , but eventually a time agreed. Even when I was outside , waiting for the agreed time , I was trying to get a hold of plan A&B. Should have trusted my instinct.

Went up to flat , above a pub , was let in by Laura wearing civvy clothes , but cute enough. Definitely the girl in the pics. Curvy , fresh faced & clean. This is where it started to go downhill - I asked for a shower , she said it was within the 30 mins. ok I think , no prob , quick shower & 20/25 mins fun. Into bedroom ( lovely and clean and bright ) , she stands at end of bed & we start chatting. She's stripped to nice underwear at this point. I think , ok she's warming to me. Getting along fine , then " do you know you have 15 mins left ...? "

Now , I'm pretty sure she had said she wasn't entertaining anyone else after me , so I'm a bit taken aback by this. But ok , I guess 30 mins is 30 mins , start getting closer....

No DFK.
Don't touch my nipples too hard. Don't rub my pussy too hard. Despite the 5 or 6 piercings she has down there. And both nipples are pierced. "  you have 5 minutes left ".

At that point my dick is going into reverse. I seriously thought about giving up and asking for a part refund.
Didn't imagine I'd be successful with that....! Ended up having a wank over her tits for 80 quid.

Clothes virtually thrown at me and I'm sure the front door caught my elbow on the way out as she closed it.
If this was someone's first punt , they would be mentally scarred. Me , I'm away to restore my faith in working girls by seeing a regular today.

Laura thinks as she is young , people will keep trying her. But , young + attitude + no customer care = short shelf life as a working girl. Avoid at all costs.

[AccountSummary]

Thanks for the review.  Chatted with her on cam and she seemed nice enough that i considered meeting her after she was finished uni one day.     Really glad you posted this review because there isn't a hope in hell i'll be spilling my hard earned cash on a punt like this now.

True benefit to this forum,  money and time saved for a better time

[seeker]

Carefull there Mav
She's probably got some admirers who won't like you
dissing their bird 
She has 57 positive feed backs ...
but I always say
bro's before hoes
hope you have a better punt next time 
She's a wee bit too Fat for my liking.

[mavgoose]

She'll be doing extremely well to find admirers on here. Just the usual AW brigade fearing to leave honest feedback.

But this is an open forum , anyone who has had the pleasure of her company , please contribute.

[seeker]

You never now mav 
There might be a white donkey somewhere being
preped to make a charge ...
and a night in rusty armour willing to defend the
Fat lady in distress .
Shocking how time flys when your under pressure 
"1 minute left "

[chico1000]

Thanks for the review another one to avoid

[SaneOnes]

Wow, my hotlist just became 2 wg lighter in the last 5 minutes. Thank fuck for this site. Cheers!

[chilly]

Thanks for the post , just added her to my blacklist , was considering her as well .

Sounds like were doing her a favour by not visiting her , she doesn't seem to like what she does

[Cb76]

Seen her in Glasgow...I do need to start writing reviews!

Flat up near the herald building above a shady pub.

Nice enough girl.

Do I think she is 19...no.

Photos are accurate.

Decent enough owo but no cim or facial. Did hit me as being automated service and remember her saying do you want to finish yourself off....

Would I go back no.

[Tjkooker]

You never now mav 
There might be a white donkey somewhere being
preped to make a charge ...
and a night in rusty armour willing to defend the
Fat lady in distress .
Shocking how time flys when your under pressure 
"1 minute left "

I've found a new vest for you seeker. Just to make you stand out from all the donkeys.
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[seeker]

Don't worry about me tj.
you just get your thumb out of
which ever hookers are
It's lodged in

[Tjkooker]

Don't worry about me tj.
you just get your thumb out of
which ever hookers are
It's lodged in

I'm assuming you mean arse. Punctuations not too good either.
Oh I prefer to stick my cock up a prossies arse than my thumb anyway  I'm not a fan of brown stuff on my fingers.

[Old enough to know better]

Met her a couple of months back too. Looked good from the profile pictures, tbf they are pretty accurate. Done the same as OP, shower first, again informed this was coming out of 30min meeting. Told me she had to go see her mother afterwards, fair enough. Asked if I wanted a massage, said no. Started giving the wee man a tug and thought it was time for the check list.....get it hard, stick it in her mouth for a bit of oral (had said earlier in first comms I wanted deepthroat and make it sloppy)
Tried to pop on a rubber mid wank, asked her if she was gonna blow me first. Reluctant yes but with the rubber on..slightly disappointed at that but not half as disappointed as her shot oral technique.
Asked me if I wanted to throw it up her...ok then.
Three thrusts into building up my rythm she starts asking me 'are you gonna cum for me?'
No I fucking well am not!! I've got 13 minutes left! I plan on using at least 8 of them before I shoot my load!!
Piss poor punt and the door DID hit me in the way out.
What is it with the wooden stairs in the close? Thought she was squatting in a condemned building?
Her place was actually ok once inside though, not that I'll ever be going back.

[mavgoose]

Met her a couple of months back too. Looked good from the profile pictures, tbf they are pretty accurate. Done the same as OP, shower first, again informed this was coming out of 30min meeting. Told me she had to go see her mother afterwards, fair enough. Asked if I wanted a massage, said no. Started giving the wee man a tug and thought it was time for the check list.....get it hard, stick it in her mouth for a bit of oral (had said earlier in first comms I wanted deepthroat and make it sloppy)
Tried to pop on a rubber mid wank, asked her if she was gonna blow me first. Reluctant yes but with the rubber on..slightly disappointed at that but not half as disappointed as her shot oral technique.
Asked me if I wanted to throw it up her...ok then.
Three thrusts into building up my rythm she starts asking me 'are you gonna cum for me?'
No I fucking well am not!! I've got 13 minutes left! I plan on using at least 8 of them before I shoot my load!!
Piss poor punt and the door DID hit me in the way out.
What is it with the wooden stairs in the close? Thought she was squatting in a condemned building?
Her place was actually ok once inside though, not that I'll ever be going back.

Don't know if I feel better that I'm not the only one , or that this girl is still pulling this Shit.
All we can do is keep letting people know.

[chico1000]

I agree the more accurate reports the more girls like this will be forced to either up their game or get out.

[mavgoose]

Don't know if I feel better that I'm not the only one , or amazed that this girl is still getting away with pulling this Shit.
All we can do is keep letting people know.

Is how my post above should have read....

[jamesdean1964]

Lucky escape guys phoned her yesterday as she had been my hotlist. Couldn't see me in time I wanted, so was going to call her today until I read this review.
TFF UKP

[mavgoose]

Glad to see her feedback on AW has stalled @ 89.
No feedback for a while.
Hope to Fck it has something to do with the comments on here. !!!!@@#$#@!!!!@

[youngatheart]

The problem is, she could start up again with a different name and perhaps a different venue, but same shit service.

Thanks to all who have discussed their experiences with her

[bananaman]

Laura was one of my first punts and I had pretty much the same experience! Felt like I was being chased out the door and was on clock watch to the second. At the time I just thought all WG's were gonna be the same but had a few good experiences since and have to say now I wouldn't waste my time or money on her again and I would advise others to steer clear as well.

[mavgoose]

Laura was one of my first punts and I had pretty much the same experience! Felt like I was being chased out the door and was on clock watch to the second. At the time I just thought all WG's were gonna be the same but had a few good experiences since and have to say now I wouldn't waste my time or money on her again and I would advise others to steer clear as well.

You should have warned me before I went......
No matter.
How about sharing your good experiences..?

[bananaman]

Pretty new to seeing WG's so not got an extensive list but had a decent experience with Scarlett Skies and Lucy Santangelo. Nice girls, good looking, decent chat and a no bad shag. Looking for something a we bit different though. I'm still relatively young and can pick up half decent birds in the pub for a quick shag. Looking for girls who will take it in every hole, rough and hard. Like a bit of something different and a wee slap about whilst I'm banging them. I thought I'd chance my luck pulling Scarlett's hair whilst doing her doggy and got a telling off for it. 

[jamesdean1964]

Look like she's back under new profile " Glasgowindependant". Can't post link as am on phone but will do when on computer. But def looks like her?

[mavgoose]

Yes. Name change , but still her.
Timely reminder to everyone of her "performance".

Avoid.

[oldboy73]

I had a punt with her a couple of weeks ago, she's still terrible and the close she's in is a dump, but her flat was quite nice inside!

Showed no interest and was just going through the motions, paid for half an hour and think I was out in 20!!

Her muff tasted rotten too, like battery acid!!

[jamesdean1964]

Now another new profile

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[seeker]

I'd say she is set in her bad ways 
Probably 1/2 romanian
She was consigned to the blacklist after mavs negative review
And since she's not had even one punter on here
With a good word for her ....
Must be  a rotton whore.
Avoid

[oldboy73]

She seems like a nice enough girl, was chatting a lot about finishing her law degree next year but also trying to take over her dad's cleaning business. Must have spent a good 5 minutes going on about this crap to start with!!

Pretty sure she's not 1/2 Romanian, deffo Scottish.

She's not interested in providing a decent service though, her furious wanking to start with gave me the impression she wanted me out swiftly!

Wouldn't see her again if you paid me!

[tbig_man]

It's a shame about these reviews. She's got huge tits and seems to love anal and DP.

Would not go near her with these reviews though! You'd think she's see these and buck up her service!

[mavgoose]

Wee reminded of how awful this girl was.
New profile on AW. Curvybustypierced is her new name.

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[mavgoose]

Looking up the thread, she has already tried changing her name.

Cow.
Be warned. Don't waste your money.

[Old enough to know better]

She's been reviewed loads on here. I fell for her profile a while back, got almost the exact same service as the OP. She's fucking terrible! Can't believe anyone on here would even consider her.

[Glasgowman69]

she has caught my eye a couple of times but reading these comments/reviews not a chance!

seems like she likes the money but isn't willing to put in the effort

you will have a short shelve life sweetheart believe me cheerio   

[Loki]

aww, maybe she's changed her attitude with the new profile....

 

 

[mavgoose]

Another attempt to disguise her profile. Last few profiles were similar. This one made me to look twice. But.
Still her.

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Be aware.

[chico1000]

Christ Mav she's put on the beef also.  Wouldn't mind a re-visit to her old sparing partner Megan super tits. But Laura is a definate no thank you.

[auldie63]

What is it with Hamilton? From what you hear on here it seems to be our own mini Romania with all the hoors bloody useless.
Nearly as bad as Paisley.

[Hoorayhenry]

Bit of a Romanian invasion happening at the moment in buddie town.

[Squire Haggard]

I'll add the link with the AW number on it so that it shows up in a search. I hate her kind.

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PS Perhaps unnecessary, as she's kept the same AW number, which is interesting to know.

[mavgoose]

I'll add the link with the AW number on it so that it shows up in a search. I hate her kind.

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PS Perhaps unnecessary, as she's kept the same AW number, which is interesting to know.

Yes. I noticed the number was the same.
However, her first few profiles were her, her, her.
This one is a clear effort to appear "different".

[mavgoose]

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Another new name. And struggling to get her review count up.
Hopefully this thread helping.

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[EL1M1N8OR]

aww, maybe she's changed her attitude with the new profile....

 

 

She ha confused attitude with screen name.

She's in Aberdeen now.

[mavgoose]

New profile again. Same girl.

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[Clattypats]

Sounds awful..Dusty phone for her,though even after bad reviews some mug will still see her

[ickydicky]

Sounds awful..Dusty phone for her,though even after bad reviews some mug will still see her

that is always the case clatty. there was even someone who admitted guess who was on his hit list until i put him right.

[guns]

This girl should should just give it up unless she's going to change her ways , which i don't think is going to happen .
I saw her about a year ago and my visit mirrors what others have said , very poor service , uninterested and basically trying to get me out the door as soon as possible. Total waste of money . Shame because i thought she was a good looking girl and nice and curvy too , which i like .
AVOID !

[Bigger69]

Fuck me, looks like I dodged a bullet with this one.

She was in my hot list for ages and I made two bookings with her, both of which she cancelled last minute.

I would never give a wg a third chance, and thank fuck I never.

[seeker]

"Scottish anal queen"
More like "scottish shite service queen"
She obviously doesn't like doung this whatsoever
But probably hasn't the brain to do anything ekse