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Author Topic: Booked girl to go on short break  (Read 7077 times)

Fantasist of the highest order. Complete bollocks.

Offline cueball

Fantasist of the highest order. Complete bollocks.

Must admit, it's looking that way

Not done an overnight with her, and fly off to somewhere as hot as a Turkish prison?  What do you do all day when you've not got the shits from the local food?  How many times did you get to fuck her?


password02

Fantasist of the highest order. Complete bollocks.


+1 - he has been online today so no reason why he cannot confirm - but looking like a complete dick !!!   :thumbsdown:

Offline jar001


+1 - he has been online today so no reason why he cannot confirm - but looking like a complete dick !!!   :thumbsdown:

I  think both of you are dicks, just because I didn't  post straight away doesn't warrant abuse from anyone. Anyway trip went well, weather was good. However, in hindsight would probably not do again, probably my fault for not laying down the ground rules  beforehand. I have done a review on the girl I went with. Feel free to ask any questions.

password02

I  think both of you are dicks, just because I didn't  post straight away doesn't warrant abuse from anyone. Anyway trip went well, weather was good. However, in hindsight would probably not do again, probably my fault for not laying down the ground rules  beforehand. I have done a review on the girl I went with. Feel free to ask any questions.


Apologies - feel free to post a review of the trip - 

Offline jar001


Apologies - feel free to post a review of the trip -

Accepted. Just  wasn't expecting abuse on forum because I hadn't posted update. Not much to post about trip. Was all inclusive resort, ended up as going on holiday with a friend with some benefits as opposed to spending most of time in bed!

Online Hertsgent

A life experience all the same I guess, and you can chuckle about it in the years to come hopefully. And probably better than "former friend with now very few benefits", otherwise known as the wife!


Offline jar001

A life experience all the same I guess, and you can chuckle about it in the years to come hopefully. And probably better than "former friend with now very few benefits", otherwise known as the wife!

True.

I  think both of you are dicks, just because I didn't  post straight away doesn't warrant abuse from anyone. Anyway trip went well, weather was good. However, in hindsight would probably not do again, probably my fault for not laying down the ground rules  beforehand. I have done a review on the girl I went with. Feel free to ask any questions.

So where was is this all went wrong ? What were the pros and cons ?

This is what I'd do:

http://www.katarina-line.com/cruises/naturist-cruises.html

You must know, you will book this cruise, and the only girls on board will be the staff, all the passengers will be males

Offline Daffodil

Taking a prostitute on holiday  :dash:


As for taking someone with you like an escort, I have had an escort ask me, about last years holiday, and what resort it was

Told her it was Italy, which she has never been there, but would like to go, and she would like to go with me the next time I go there, so I would be acting as a holiday rep, showing her the sights

We even discussed the sex side, and sharing bed or even a room, now I told her the hotel I go to has single rooms on the 5 th floor, so would be next to each other, she liked this idea

This was going to be a holiday for her, and for me fringe benefits, I wouldn't need to pay for sex, but I would need to take out on show her round the sights in the area

Now unfortunately I took ill I didn't go on holiday that year, so the trip didn't go ahead, but the escort on my recommendation went to the resort, and fully enjoyed her self, and she took along one of her female friends for company 

Offline Daffodil

Why not just go local

Exactly, the op sounds like he wanted to fuck her for the duration. Fair enough, but just pick a Premier Inn down the road.

If you want to travel then go with pals/alone and see the sights.

As I've inferred in another thread, paying a prostitute for social time is pretty sad in my eyes.

Offline spkmstr48

You must know, you will book this cruise, and the only girls on board will be the staff, all the passengers will be males

Yeah, but I'll be the male passenger with the naked girl with the spanked arse!
Banning reason: Prossie fanboy

Online hendrix

Done this plenty of times with a  regular, always a good time. The whole idea of "going local" only works if there actually is any local talent easily available. A complete minefield in the USA for instance. Taking one with you makes it much easier to join the mile high club too. Unless somebody here is aware of an airline that provides prossies on board?

Offline Daffodil

Done this plenty of times with a  regular, always a good time. The whole idea of "going local" only works if there actually is any local talent easily available. A complete minefield in the USA for instance. Taking one with you makes it much easier to join the mile high club too. Unless somebody here is aware of an airline that provides prossies on board?

If you want to fuck a girl for two days just go the Travelodge down the road.

If you want to travel, travel. Don't pay a prostitute to go on holiday.

If you want company on a holiday go with a friend. Surely everybody can make at least one friend.

If you want sex on a holiday try your luck. Girls, in my experience, are more up for it when on their hols. Or woo the locals with the "exotic man from Scunthorpe" routine.

If you really can't find a fuck then have a wank.

Don't pay to take a prostitute on holiday  :hi:

Offline Ben4454


Good to hear you had a good time mate.

I heard you said it was like taking a friend.. you didn't book SummerSexy did ya?
Banning reason: Ignored admin warning after temporary banning and signed up to malicious troll anti-UKP site

Online hendrix

If you want to fuck a girl for two days just go the Travelodge down the road.

If you want to travel, travel. Don't pay a prostitute to go on holiday.

If you want company on a holiday go with a friend. Surely everybody can make at least one friend.

If you want sex on a holiday try your luck. Girls, in my experience, are more up for it when on their hols. Or woo the locals with the "exotic man from Scunthorpe" routine.

If you really can't find a fuck then have a wank.

Don't pay to take a prostitute on holiday  :hi:

Thanks for your expert advice in this matter. But........ Nah :hi:




Offline Daffodil

Thanks for your expert advice in this matter. But........ Nah :hi:

When you don't struggle for friends/relationships outside of prostitutes you'll hopefully change your tune  :hi:

Online hendrix

When you don't struggle for friends/relationships outside of prostitutes you'll hopefully change your tune  :hi:

Have you posted about fucking a hot twenty something in the airport, on a plane and then the beach with people watching and wanking?  If so, please introduce me to your "friends"!  :thumbsup:

Us mere mortals will pay a prossie for the experience instead :hi:

Why on earth would you even punt with friends like that? Really sad in my view.

Offline JV547845

When you don't struggle for friends/relationships outside of prostitutes you'll hopefully change your tune  :hi:

It's possibly got more to do with the fact that he can afford it, and can spend his money however he wants.

Online hendrix

It's possibly got more to do with the fact that he can afford it, and can spend his money however he wants.

There's the truth.

The really sad, fluffy fuckers here aren't the ones who write long reviews or do what they want. It's those who think there way of punting is the only way. Really, they should invest in a fleshlight instead of wasting money on prossies. They won't even have to say "Hello" to the fleshlight which should suit them  :thumbsup:

password02

Accepted. Just  wasn't expecting abuse on forum because I hadn't posted update. Not much to post about trip. Was all inclusive resort, ended up as going on holiday with a friend with some benefits as opposed to spending most of time in bed!

To the OP - Can you run through some of the good and bad points and if you were to do again what would you do different?


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