£60 - 30 mins
£100 - 60 Mins
Went for the £100 like a total cunt after saying to myself that £60 is the way forward for a first time with a new girl.
One eyed jack had got me into this situation because he wouldn't take no for an answer as the person I wanted to see wasn't available and I was in the area - I actually wanted to see MissTenderLove https://www.adultwork.com/2883976
but she was busy or should have opted instead for isabel28 as she's got some decent reviews. Anyway in the words of Derek & Clive, ' I had the fucking horn'
Apartment is one of the notorious blocks on Sloane Ave, easy in and out no questions from the concierge as they are fully aware of whats going on and simply don't give a toss.
Emily looked like any of the Chinese young women you see shopping in Kensington, well dressed, slim body, pretty etc.
Good body, quite big erect nipples on small tits and a very hairy pussy (surprisingly)
Oral was offered with or without, I went with, but before this she sprayed the old man and got out her wet wipes and a large wad of toilet roll. Now I turn up fully showered and have no problem taking another shower if that's what the lady wants but she kept doing this weird thing of whatever part of the body she licked (only my balls, thighs, chest and nipples) she would then grab toilet roll and wipe her mouth. Im not a hairy fat bastard, I don't smell, and am well mannered but this was pissing me off so I said, is their a problem? Suddenly the English isn't very good again and she smiled and carried on.
Anyway she applied baby oil to the condom and carried on with oral - which was actually quite good and deep, first time I've ever seen someone suck a condom with baby oil on it though, I thought it must be some flavoured lube but nope it was regular Johnsons Baby Oil - She said to tell her when I wanted to have sex, I looked at her and said oral first then sex after, I realised then that Id wasted £40 and should have just done a £60 - 30 mins.
Anyway the sex was in mish which she kept her eyes closed the whole time, so I changed to doggy after all I am MrDog ! It was all very dull and very mechanical.
She then got up, put a towel around her, started spraying her mouth with something (there was no FK or even kissing which is a real negative and I wasn't going to waste £20) and then started swigging blue Listerine mouth wash I guess to wash away the baby oil !!!
This was a one pop shop whether you like it or not.
All in all a disappointing punt. Maybe if you like a naturally hairy pussy it will be your thing but too much weirdness going on in the actual punt to be anything but a -ve for me and I wouldn't return. Way too mechanical, and there are better ladies out there for the same price.
Well Chinese has been ticked off the list even if it was unspectacular, fancy doing an Indian chick so any recommendations of pretty, slim, mid 20's would be appreciated ( not some old hag though !)