Emily.Chang - hairy pussy

[MrDog]

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£60 - 30 mins
£100 - 60 Mins

Went for the £100 like a total cunt after saying to myself that £60 is the way forward for a first time with a new girl.
One eyed jack had got me into this situation because he wouldn't take no for an answer as the person I wanted to see wasn't available and I was in the area - I actually wanted to see MissTenderLove External Link/Members Only or External Link/Members Only but she was busy or should have opted instead for isabel28 as she's got some decent reviews. Anyway in the words of Derek & Clive, ' I had the fucking horn'

Apartment is one of the notorious blocks on Sloane Ave, easy in and out no questions from the concierge as they are fully aware of whats going on and simply don't give a toss.

Emily looked like any of the Chinese young women you see shopping in Kensington, well dressed, slim body, pretty etc.
Good body, quite big erect nipples on small tits and a very hairy pussy (surprisingly)
Oral was offered with or without, I went with, but before this she sprayed the old man and got out her wet wipes and a large wad of toilet roll. Now I turn up fully showered and have no problem taking another shower if that's what the lady wants but she kept doing this weird thing of whatever part of the body she licked (only my balls, thighs, chest and nipples) she would then grab toilet roll and wipe her mouth. Im not a hairy fat bastard, I don't smell, and am well mannered but this was pissing me off so I said, is their a problem? Suddenly the English isn't very good again and she smiled and carried on.
Anyway she applied baby oil to the condom and carried on with oral - which was actually quite good and deep, first time I've ever seen someone suck a condom with baby oil on it though, I thought it must be some flavoured lube but nope it was regular Johnsons Baby Oil - She said to tell her when I wanted to have sex, I looked at her and said oral first then sex after, I realised then that Id wasted £40 and should have just done a £60 - 30 mins.
Anyway the sex was in mish which she kept her eyes closed the whole time, so I changed to doggy after all I am MrDog !  It was all very dull and very mechanical.
She then got up, put a towel around her, started spraying her mouth with something (there was no FK or even kissing which is a real negative and I wasn't going to waste £20) and then started swigging blue Listerine mouth wash I guess to wash away the baby oil !!!
This was a one pop shop whether you like it or not.
All in all a disappointing punt. Maybe if you like a naturally hairy pussy it will be your thing but too much weirdness going on in the actual punt to be anything but a -ve for me and I wouldn't return. Way too mechanical, and there are better ladies out there for the same price.

Well Chinese has been ticked off the list even if it was unspectacular, fancy doing an Indian chick so any recommendations of pretty, slim, mid 20's would be appreciated ( not some old hag though !)

[yumyum3]

Now I turn up fully showered and have no problem taking another shower if that's what the lady wants but she kept doing this weird thing of whatever part of the body she licked (only my balls, thighs, chest and nipples) she would then grab toilet roll and wipe her mouth. Im not a hairy fat bastard, I don't smell, and am well mannered but this was pissing me off so I said, is their a problem? Suddenly the English isn't very good again and she smiled and carried on.

Sorry to hear about that but not surprising.
I saw her profile pop up in my area but I stopped seeing asians a while ago because of the very crap service and conceits you describe. The stupid fucking disingenuous smiling-no-understand-English-very-well, constant wet-wiping and vanilla service. I used to be a regular at the place near Clapham Junction that's been negatively reviewed on here until more and more women working there started pulling that shit.
Thanks for the review

[pumps]

I'm not surprised  I've punted in mainland china, macau and hong kong and a few of these woman carry on with  the crazy processes you described. They've been taught it's the way to prevent stds.

One main thing a lot of Chinese birds do is keep a bucket near by to keep spitting into it after they use their mouth on you.

Needless to say thanks for the review.

[closeshave]

Tenderlove on to hl

Thanks for that

[nervyfooker]

thanks for the detailed review.she doesn't sound much fun and i hate
the constant wiping nonsense,but thinking with my dick i am slightly
tempted to try the 30min option,
but wouldn't hand over cash without confirming services.
 
do you think if you pay for extras she will deliver?
is it her who answers the phone?

[endomorph]

Baby oil with condoms is not recommended as the oil degrades the condom fairly quickly. Better a water, or silicone based lubricant.

[vt]

Baby oil with condoms is not recommended as the oil degrades the condom fairly quickly. Better a water, or silicone based lubricant.

All that wiping and spitting to avoid oral STDs and she puts baby oil on the condom which quickly deteriorates the latex and could enable it to split and spill the contents inside her vag!! 

[pumps]

All that wiping and spitting to avoid oral STDs and she puts baby oil on the condom which quickly deteriorates the latex and could enable it to split and spill the contents inside her vag!! 

if she's anything like the chinese I've done, she would of changed the condom to a new one before sex. 


xx

[dmitri]

the only reason I dislike Chinese girls for their hairy pussy it is like bushes.

[MrDog]

if she's anything like the chinese I've done, she would of changed the condom to a new one before sex. 


Yes she did change the condom !

At £60 I guess its not bad vfm (thanks for reminding me I overpaid!) , but I wouldn't pay more for the extras because as her service was so mechanical I would presume that it would be the same regardless.   

[fitalic]

I actually want to see that hairy pussy, it is so rate these days.

[sweetas]

MR DOG is she attractive, does she have a pretty face?

[the lurker]

Was gunna do my own review but no time so I'll add to this one. All the negatives the OP gives are spot on, except that 2 pops in an hour wasn't a problem. Kissing and owo were 20 extra each so I declined. Pretty girl but no connection and a robot shag BUT her massage was really erotic, fantastic touch. As a normal review it would be a negative without doubt but I think I might go back, if you book her as a massage for 30 mins with a very basic shag to empty your nuts at the end where HE wank would normally be then I think you won't be disappointed.

[xxxlondon]

Bought her private gallery pics. No face shot. Hairy pussy. That said maybe for half hour I'll give her a try . Bend her over and ram in hard :-)

[MrDog]

MR DOG is she attractive, does she have a pretty face?

[not bad at all, yes I would say she is attractive.]