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Offline Zeusthedoc

People have been jailed for shit like that. Disgusting behaviour.
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/pervert-who-ejaculated-colleagues-coffee-5453499

I think there is a difference between cumming in someone's shoes and cumming in their coffee....
Not a particularly massive one - but a difference all the same.

Maybe TCM might have just got a slap on the wrist.

I think there is a difference between cumming in someone's shoes and cumming in their coffee.... Not a particularly massive one - but a difference all the same.

Maybe TCM might have just got a slap on the wrist.

But still disgusting. And fuckin weird and creepy.

This business does have its fair share of weirdos.

Offline Zeusthedoc

But still disgusting. And fuckin weird and creepy.

This business does have its fair share of weirdos.

I wasn't justifying it.
Mind you if you look back to page one - i accidently came in a girl's shoe....
1) it was an accident
2) she was getting a facial and ducked
3) i gave myself 10 pts.

Offline mh

Shit, I've just remembered this... When I was still but a wee teenager I was sharing a house with some others and the neighbours were being complete cunts about everything. Parking, noise, bin spaces, litter - we complained about the lot.  :D Only kidding, they were on at us for everything and we thought we were being angelic. I accept that we probably weren't, but they really made mountains out of molehills.

It had been a particularly bad week with them and I was on my way back from the pub having not got off with any girl (quite usual) and despite having drunk a lot, as a teenager I still had a raging hard on. As I passed this neighbours car parked a few doors down the road at about 1am in the morning I suddenly realised I could relieve my tension and get one over on them. So I wanked onto the door handle of their car - it didn't take long! I left a huge sticky mess on there for Mr or Mrs Cunt to grab a handful of the next morning.

Well it amused me at the time...

Shit, I've just remembered this... When I was still but a wee teenager I was sharing a house with some others and the neighbours were being complete cunts about everything. Parking, noise, bin spaces, litter - we complained about the lot.  :D Only kidding, they were on at us for everything and we thought we were being angelic. I accept that we probably weren't, but they really made mountains out of molehills.

It had been a particularly bad week with them and I was on my way back from the pub having not got off with any girl (quite usual) and despite having drunk a lot, as a teenager I still had a raging hard on. As I passed this neighbours car parked a few doors down the road at about 1am in the morning I suddenly realised I could relieve my tension and get one over on them. So I wanked onto the door handle of their car - it didn't take long! I left a huge sticky mess on there for Mr or Mrs Cunt to grab a handful of the next morning.

Well it amused me at the time...

Nice one! :bomb:

tcm


Threeheelman, you're a bad lad ha ha

Judging by some of the disapproving responses, I'd better not post some of the other places I've cum....

tcm

Offline cueball

Judging by some of the disapproving responses, I'd better not post some of the other places I've cum....

tcm

No no, there's mileage in this, I can morph threechilliman into all kinds of things, we've got threeheelman, we can have threeteaman, threemashpotatoman..... aaaahh, so much food for thought

Offline King Kenny

Lingerie store changing room.

remembered another...in the ex wifes ass on the diving board of a swimming pool

remembered another...in the ex wifes ass on the diving board of a swimming pool
Hopefully u scored 6's across the judging panel  :dance:

Offline raylondoner

Hopefully u scored 6's across the judging panel  :dance:

Could maybe depend on how much splash there was?  :yahoo:

Offline GalaxyMan

How clean was the entry?

:-)

GM

Offline sam55

Path lab toilet at the hospital. Had the snip couple of months before and had left the previously prepared sample at home.
Contrary to popular belief they don't give you a dolly bird nurse to help out, or even a grubby copy of Mayfair. Well, they didn't with me anyway, maybe I should have asked.  :rolleyes:

Offline webpunter

remembered another...in the ex wifes ass on the diving board of a swimming pool
trust you had her positioned like a sheep on the edge of a cliff !
that's what the welsh contingent on UKP get up to me thinks  :sarcastic:

Lingerie store changing room.

Was this before or after you tried on the lingerie?

Path lab toilet at the hospital. Had the snip couple of months before and had left the previously prepared sample at home.
Contrary to popular belief they don't give you a dolly bird nurse to help out, or even a grubby copy of Mayfair. Well, they didn't with me anyway, maybe I should have asked.  :rolleyes:
Should have gone private  :D

Wasn't me guv, but a mate of mine!

Going out with a local girl, and her old man, didn't think I was good enough for her.

Fucked her on his Sofa, then wiped my cock over his velvet curtains, Makes me laugh every time I pass his fucking house, and it was years ago! :yahoo:


Offline j1st11

An ex tossed me off on a busy train once, just sat in a seat and she starts rubbing my cock. I lean forward and she sits on the edge of the seat so as not to make it to obvious what's going on (the carriage is nearly half full). Eventually leading to a splatter on the inside of the train window.
Same girl sucked me off whilst I was driving and spat it out the open window leading to a white stripe down the side of my car. Dirty bitch she was too :D

Offline sam55

Signal box!

Many years ago in my 20's I worked as a signalman on BR (as was).
Met a mate after work and went for a pint, ending up pulling a milf in her 50's, took her back to our place and the 2 of us and another house mate banged the living daylights out of her, she fucking loved it the dirty cow.
Anyway a couple of days later I'm on nights and she turned up at the signal box about 11.30. Fucked her on the floor a couple of times and kicked her out at 5.30 just before the early shift guy arrived!
She wasn't the only one either  :D
Happy days!



Offline MrFox

Just seen this thread and thought I'd share as it came to mind. Wasn't me (honest  :D).

A met a young fella from my old job when I was on a night out a few years back. He was fairly pissed and gloatingly decided to tell me what he had done to get back at his old MILF boss who gave him a hard time (she was a horrible boot), 

Although I seen no evidence that this was true at the time he did go into a bit of detail which leaves me wondering maybe it happened.

He said he used to stay back late at work and wank off into her hand cream that sat on her desk then watch her use it the next day. He had wanked off into her shoes, wanked over her keyboard and desk all on a regular basis. He had even wanked into her lunch once then put it back in the fridge for her to eat later on.

I did tell the fella that it was weird as fuck to do all that, he defended himself saying it was years ago and immature, maybe so but he wasn't ashamed.

The fella was harmless enough but if true it makes you wonder what the fuck goes on in people nuts!

Offline insignia

4am on the floor in a taxi office where I worked


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