Shit, I've just remembered this... When I was still but a wee teenager I was sharing a house with some others and the neighbours were being complete cunts about everything
. Parking, noise, bin spaces, litter - we complained about the lot.
Only kidding, they were on at us for everything
and we thought we were being angelic. I accept that we probably weren't, but they really made mountains out of molehills.
It had been a particularly bad week with them and I was on my way back from the pub having not got off with any girl (quite usual) and despite having drunk a lot, as a teenager I still had a raging hard on. As I passed this neighbours car parked a few doors down the road at about 1am in the morning I suddenly realised I could relieve my tension and get one over on them. So I wanked onto the door handle of their car - it didn't take long! I left a huge sticky mess on there for Mr or Mrs Cunt to grab a handful of the next morning.
Well it amused me at the time...