Just rung up my gum clinic and they confirmed that as the test results came back negative I definitely didn't have either chlamydia or gonorrhea so i am most definitely slandering poor Sensual Amy. She's not carrying any unpleasant things around in the back of her throat!
It is however a complete mystery as to how I got non-specific urethritis. I thought the simplest answer of it was owo would be it. But maybe not. Weird.