bit off topic but since we are reminiscing does anyone remember "the wee mad asian" that used to walk about the RLD around this time 10-15 year ago, wee fat thing wearing very little, always had tits almost hanging out and they were big uns too, a walkman or summit with headphones wandering about talking to herself. 
every single time i went round the RLD she was there, i dunno if anybody actually punted with her because she could never hear anyone with those headphones blaring in her lugs to hear any offers. she looked like a right "whooosher" -- a few times i was tempted more out of curiosity than anything else but never got round to it 
DID ANYONE i wonder (cmon guys own up) 
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Guilty as charged, not my proudest moment admittedly. Pissed after a works night out, "missed" the last train again - was pouring with rain, very few girls out and had about 20 mins before the last late bus. So, with no alternatives and steaming horny desperate into the bargain, I took the plunge. No sex, just "a gam" as was the vocabulary used by some of the WG's way back then.
Wasn't the worst outside punt ever, no attempt at pickpocketing like some of the junkie skanks would try. I'm not even sure she was on anything, just a wee bit out there.
Could write a book (as no doubt many on here can) of my exploits in Glasgow's two RLD's over a good 20 year period.
Right guys, I can't be the only one to have experienced the wee asian. Absolutely no idea what her name, real or otherwise was.
