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Author Topic: SOPHIA LAWRENCE  (Read 12328 times)


4 review(s) for sophia_lawrence (3 positive, 1 neutral, 0 negative) [Indexed by Admin]


this man really has it in for me....

Here's some nice porn to raise your spirits, KT...  ;)


Hands down, the best review I've read on this site. Keep 'em coming King Tarz!  BTW, where can I find a woman's kiwi?

Offline fredpunter

Hands down, the best review I've read on this site. Keep 'em coming King Tarz!  BTW, where can I find a woman's kiwi?

They're always complaining that men can't find them

Offline king tarzan

Seen her many times

Super excellent
Intense dfk

My top high class honey!!

Offline The_Don

Seen her many times

Super excellent
Intense dfk

My top high class honey!!

Though you were banned  :unknown:




Offline king tarzan

I requested admin and they after a lot of thought have given me another chance.
Mr don you have been busy!!

Though you were banned  :unknown:





I hope he has had a good lesson. Otherwise Admin might consider another banning, could be permanently.. :sarcastic:

Offline king tarzan

I hope he has had a good lesson. Otherwise Admin might consider another banning, could be permanently.. :sarcastic:

I have learned my lesson.



Offline smiths

I have learned my lesson.

How many times have I read this on here. :rolleyes: You are one LUCKY poster to be allowed back.

what lesson ?  Not to be a mango penis ?



 :sarcastic: cracked me up

Welcome back Tarzan

Offline king tarzan

Saw her in duo with
Angela escort London
Super excellent

Plan to see her separately again

Very intense gfe I have with her

All round looks wise service wise

SIMPLY 1 of the best on adultworks


Her rear end is the best I have ever felt and seen on this earth so far
Antonia ADDLESTONE her rear end a shade less better than this babes..

Offline Hobbit

Saw her in duo with
Angela escort London
Super excellent

Plan to see her separately again

Very intense gfe I have with her

All round looks wise service wise

SIMPLY 1 of the best on adultworks


Her rear end is the best I have ever felt and seen on this earth so far
Antonia ADDLESTONE her rear end a shade less better than this babes..

How many mango's did you have to give to be allowed back?

On a serious note, are you positive Sophia does DFK? I read a review where she doesn't. In fact, all your reviews the girls seem to do DFK, so either you're very good at picking them or you are a very handsome man that girls can't resist.  :D Can we also just confirm that our understanding of DFK match up. DFK = very deep kissing where tongues are deep inside mouths when kissing.  Did that happen? I only ask because I have noticed on this forum that many people have a different understanding to Deep French Kissing, so it makes it a tad difficult when choosing girls based on reviews as results can vary.

Offline king tarzan

How many mango's did you have to give to be allowed back?

On a serious note, are you positive Sophia does DFK? I read a review where she doesn't. In fact, all your reviews the girls seem to do DFK, so either you're very good at picking them or you are a very handsome man that girls can't resist.  :D Can we also just confirm that our understanding of DFK match up. DFK = very deep kissing where tongues are deep inside mouths when kissing.  Did that happen? I only ask because I have noticed on this forum that many people have a different understanding to Deep French Kissing, so it makes it a tad difficult when choosing girls based on reviews as results can vary.


Look I am not a handsome man
In fact I look like a scary brown gorilla
( Asian origin)
I am pretty good at picking the beautiful babes that do deep tongue French kissing.
For example to Miya baby I made very clear that I don't her film Mickey Mouse lip
Kisses as I am paying £250 for 1 hour.
With lovely Dyana men had issues of her shit kissing or no kisses at all
I paid the extra £30 and had deep tongue kissing that was soft and sensual and prolonged.
For example my deep tongue kissing with Angela escort London is basically wet tongue wrestling done at passionate high velocity speed. Basically face eating!!
I confirm service and put £20 in hands and I get 3 second deep tongue kissing then I proceed
If not get my money back and leave.
At the high end of beauty the prices are steep and therefore the ladies know very clearly they have a small pool of customers that they have to keep satisfied..
At £200+ for an hour they are not going to have 10 to 16 sausages a day to suck and fuck.
They keys are

Be freshly clean
Smell fantastic deodorant under arm anti perspirant
Expensive strongish cologne
Good command of speaking
Be gentle and polite mannerisms
Fresh breath with mints and chewing gum handy
Always works for me..

Offline king tarzan

Miya baby porn name is miya rai
Pathetic Mickey Mouse lip kisses
I told her very clearly that I want passionate deep tongue kissing

She told me as long as I was freshly showered fresh breath not a problem..

Lip kisses is bullshit
Not for me

A woman I wanted to review but the bitch profile has gone
She agreed deep tongue kissing but adamant I have to give her full amount
I put full amount partially in her hand myself holding tip of notes we went to kissbitch done close mouth I snapped my money back all of it and told her this shit not for me and left

In fact I look like a scary brown gorilla
( Asian origin)

So you're an Asian beast? ;)

Offline king tarzan

So you're an Asian beast? ;)

I have never hid the fact that I am a brown man
No man or woman should ever be ashamed of the colour of there skin.
( a few racist comments were made to me which I just ignored)

So you're an Asian beast? ;)
That other Asian beast (McFly) was a DFK obsessive, maybe him and Tarzan are from the same village in Asia ?

Offline king tarzan

That other Asian beast (McFly) was a DFK obsessive, maybe him and Tarzan are from the same village in Asia ?

Apparently this Marty was obsessed with a levels and timing

I AM NOT

THERE IS YOUR ANSWER


Meant a levels and rimming

He was also obsessed with his standing in the punting community.

Some of your adultwork feedbacks indicate the same thing like the one you mention your fans on uk punting.  :sarcastic: :sarcastic: :sarcastic:

« Last Edit: February 10, 2017, 05:31:24 PM by virtualwaster »

Offline king tarzan

He was also obsessed with his standing in the punting community.

Some of your adultwork feedbacks indicate the same thing like this one "As is well known by my fans on uk punting I love delicious sweet completely shaved mango.."   :sarcastic: :sarcastic: :sarcastic:


Well anyway I am not him
I am not a midget

And chaps some of you respect my reviews and some of the chaps absolutely hate me.
That's life

Offline king tarzan

He was also obsessed with his standing in the punting community.

Some of your adultwork feedbacks indicate the same thing like the one you mention your fans on uk punting.  :sarcastic: :sarcastic: :sarcastic:

Also to appease others to keep a so called pedestal Standing on here I would
Change my style of reviews.
His reviews from memory of what I saw were written in serious mode.
Whilst mine are and always will be written in a jovial funny at times foul language way.

Offline king tarzan

He was also obsessed with his standing in the punting community.

Some of your adultwork feedbacks indicate the same thing like the one you mention your fans on uk punting.  :sarcastic: :sarcastic: :sarcastic:

Just a metaphor..
A few of the chaps liked my reviews and it was let's say a spirit of king tarzan lives on guidance guide.
For the plenty of haters for me I couldn't give two bollox really..




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