MEETING DETAILS: Escort name:
Leona (alias names: Leone, Marla, Kleopatra)Website: http://www.agencybarracuda.co.uk/escort/leona-2
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Agency Phone: 07912673063
Date of Visit: April 2015, Type of Visit: Incall (SW3, South Kensington)
Incall price structure: 1h: £150, 2h: £250, 3h: £350 (outcalls extra £50)
Time Spent: 1 hour, Fee Paid: £150 PREAMBLE:
A positive experience overall but I rate the review neutral because at £150 the bar is higher. I would have given a positive if she was priced £100-£110. Anyway as I said many times in the past for me the heading rating is just semantics. Read the review and decide by yourselves whether this girl is for you. AGENCIES:
Leona works for several type A agencies (definition of type A here
). Given the opportunity I would like to introduce this list
where I comment about the customer service and other aspects of several agencies. Please update this wiki page if you have any negative experience with receptionists, etc. Remember agencies are ten a penny. They are all advertising the same girls, so if a receptionist of one agency has bad attitude and you want to meet a certain girl then simply tell them to fuck off and move on to the next agency. And don't worry you won't easily run out of London agencies – there are more than 90! You would expect with all this competition both between agencies and from Adultwork some of these fuckers would improve but instead some like Diva and Admirals are getting worse and are becoming increasingly arrogant fuckers treating punters like numbers and/or shit. ABOUT THE VENUE: (mostly positive)
A shared flat in a well-known block of serviced apartments in South Kensington SW3, 6mins walking distance from South Kensington tube station. Arguably the biggest single pool of escorts in London. Leona’s bedroom is ensuite with the bedroom about 12-14 square metres and the bathroom around 2.5sq. metres. Quite clean and tidy. The bed gets a bit squeaky during hard pounding in some positions but anyway rigid enough. Although a clean towel was handed to me I suspect that she runs out of towels at some point later on (there were only 2 clean towels on sight and I used the one). But I may be wrong-I got a clean towel myself so I can't complain and she may have towels stored somewhere else. Anyway overall a decent place especially for the purpose.ABOUT THE ESCORT’S PHYSICAL APPEARANCE: (positive)
Leona is a cute Romanian girl in her late 20s (I estimate 27-28y.o.). The pictures are genuine. Below I display her most accurate pictures about her face (85-90% accurate). About her body the pic on the right is 98% accurate. Yes the pics are professional and retouched but only skin retouching (no digital nosejobs, no body slimming etc). Her body is quite hot. She is 5ft6in (1.67m) tall (barefoot), dress size 8, with soft skin, a nice bum and a nice handful of full cup 34B boobs (some may pass them for cup C but nope it's full cup B). ABOUT THE ESCORT’S PERSONALITY AND OTHER FACTS: (mostly positive)
She is friendly and polite. She has been in UK since March 2015 and her spoken English level is currently B1 as that is defined by CEFR
. Conversation was a bit one-sided always initiated by me but if you have good social skills and humour the whole thing becomes a bit more natural and playful. ABOUT THE MEETING: (A) Meeting arrangement: (positive)
I arranged a booking with 45minutes notice. I booked for 1hr via Agency Barracuda
as (in case I wanted to extend, something I didn't do) the fee for 2hrs is £250 (whilst in all other agencies it is £300). (B) During the meeting: (mostly positive)
Opened the door dressed only in her underwear. Made the payment and went straight to the business with a shared shower and giving me a wet handjob and blowjob. Out of the bathroom and started FK, body kissing and then RO and 69. Next was sex in some missionary variations, followed by OWO, then she went on top for some cowgirl and inverted missionary. Then again onto OWO and finally CIM. End of round 1. Some conversation while fondling and kissing and it was time for round 2. More of the same but at different positions like for example the cuissade/scissors
. For the finale, I took off the rubber and came over her tummy and tits. A brief chat and as the time was almost up I took a shower and left after a French kiss. POSITIVES
1. Playful enough.
2. Quite willing to please asking you what you want to do.
3. Shower together at the beginning was a nice touch. Especially the wet handjob/blowjob.
4. Very good blowjob (OWO).
5. CIM/COB available (I made use of both - in CIM she spits and then goes to have a mouthwash).
6. She never rushed me to cum and it appears that during the paid time cum times are unlimited.
7. No clockwatching. Also including my shower meeting went 5 minutes overtime.
8. She doesn’t seem to take back to back bookings.
9. Immaculate clean (also showered again with me). Generally excellent hygiene using mouthwash etc
10. Punctual (meeting started on time). NEUTRALS
1. French kissing was with tongue but I didn't like the technique. It was like the tongue swirling outside of the mouth. Not much lip-locking, or true open mouthed kissing etc. Not very sensual but instead mostly perfunctory. It got slightly better with time when she begun to be more playful.
2. She has a straight to the point attitude that many would think it destroys the GFE illusion. The constant questions about what I like to do or whether I enjoy it, albeit well-intentioned kept interrupting the natural flow every time I tried to change position. That said she have a “fuck-doll” attitude willing to get positioned where you want her and do what you want within her limits. So if you like fuck dolls she is for you.
3. She didn’t quite get into it. Apart from 3-4 moments she was mostly going through the motions and seemed rather passive.
4. She fiddled with her phone twice for a total duration of 20 seconds (well I am being ultra-harsh here)
5. No fingering (clit rubbing is fine but no fingers inside)
6. No striptease/lapdancing.
7. Not much dirty talking (apart from 1-2 glimpses) NEGATIVES
Some of the neutrals could be considered negatives but they were not prominent enough to be considered as such in my judgement.VERDICT:
Q. Do I recommend her? A. I believe that if you are not a very experienced punter you will find Leona pretty good. However if you are an experienced punter you will know that there are plenty of girls offering a similar package (of looks, available services, service delivery, attitude, location and premises) for £100-£110. And unlike some other reviewers who commit to the common “outliers’ fallacy” I am not referring to 3-4 gem cases. Anyway if £150 is not considered much, Leona is a decent ‘punt-once’ agency girl to be employed as a plan C. Remember most good VFM Adultwork girls (especially those with reviews here) are often unavailable and/or unreliable in their comms thus a reliable albeit overpriced plan C is sometimes handy-much like buying milk, bread or water from a small 24hrs open store. If you proceed to meet Leona I wouldn't recommend a booking longer than 1 hour. I know it is tempting to book 2hrs as it is £250 thus average per hour is £125 but in my experience it wasn’t worth doing it. In any case better book 1hr and if you like her then extend.
Q. Would I meet her again (going back in time)? A. Yes. She is a decent girl and I didn't regret meeting her despite the £40-£50 surcharge from what I consider to be her “fair value”.
Q. Will I meet her again in the future? A. Possibly as a plan D but I have so many girls in my list that I doubt it.DETAILED SCORES ABOUT THE ESCORT:
Attractiveness/Beauty: 8.2/10 (face score: 7.8/10; body score 8.4/10) – ratings are based on this scale and criteria
Patience & Politeness/Friendliness: 10/10
GFE illusion: 6.5/10
Willingness to please: 9.2/10
Participation & Enthusiasm: 8.4/10
Expression of enjoy: 8.4/10
Available services: 9.0/10
Quality of available services: 8.8/10
Hygiene Standard: 10/10
Health level: 10/10
English level: 6.5/10
Smoker status: Smoker (but uses mouthwash)
Tattoos: Yes, one discreet on the lower right part of her abdominal region.
Piercings: Yes, 2 small metallic balls in her pubic area (just above her pussy, in vertical arrangement)
Pubic hair: Fully shaven
Quality/price ratio: Overpriced (fair price £100-£110ph) PROFILES OF THIS ESCORT ON SEVERAL TYPE A AGENCIES:
1. Leona, 001 London Escorts
, 2. Leona, Abella escorts
, 3. Leone, Abby69
, 4. Leona, Admiral escorts (lying greedy scumbags)
, 5. Always Escorts
, 6. Milena, Aurora Escorts
, 7. Leona, Babes of London
, 8.Leona, Babylon Girls
, 9. Leona, Dating London escorts
, 10. Marla, Diva escorts (arrogant cunts)
, 11. Leona, London GFE
, 12. Leona, Loyalty escorts
, 13. Leona, Peachy escorts
, 14. Kleopatra, Premier Models
, 15. Leona, Perfect London escorts
, 16. Leona, Rosebud London Escorts
, 17. Leona, Satisfaction London
, 18. Leona, Secret Models
, 19. Leona, Top Secret Escorts NONMENCLATURE OF SUBSECTIONS RATINGS: positive
=4.5 or 5 stars, mostly positive
=3.5 or 4 stars, mixed
=2 or 3 stars, negative
=0 or 1 starsneutral
=something that either doesn't bother me personally generally or didn't bother me at the time although it would be preferable if it were available or avoided (depending on the subject). It might be decisive for others though that is why is mentioned.OTHER FEEDBACK ABOUT LEONA: 1