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Author Topic: Producing delicious cum: an experiment  (Read 4408 times)

Offline spkmstr48

So having snowballed my cum, Lindsey and MissKDD both agreed that it was pretty nice tasting.

Rigorous scientific enquiry at work folks... :)

What, both at the same time?

I hate you  :lol:
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Offline Sylvester

What, both at the same time?

I hate you  :lol:

Look, I know I make it sound like fun, but it's all work, work, work with those two... :D
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Offline spkmstr48

Look, I know I make it sound like fun, but it's all work, work, work with those two... :D

Yeah I know and it's them doing all the work.

Reading Clooney's review of Lindsey on her own was enough for me.

I have a lovely Roman sex slave roleplay I'd love to discuss with her
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Offline Sylvester

Yeah I know and it's them doing all the work.

Reading Clooney's review of Lindsey on her own was enough for me.

I have a lovely Roman sex slave roleplay I'd love to discuss with her

Nice.
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Offline d00fer

So having snowballed my cum, Lindsey and MissKDD both agreed that it was pretty nice tasting.

Rigorous scientific enquiry at work folks... :)

I don't think this is quite as scientific as Sylvester is making out, as it was only KDD that managed to do the Pepsi challenge with the other preparatory diets on offer

Offline spkmstr48

I don't think this is quite as scientific as Sylvester is making out, as it was only KDD that managed to do the Pepsi challenge with the other preparatory diets on offer

Sod the Pepsi challenge I've gone off-topic, my only imaginary problem with those two is which arse to spank first!
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Online hendrix

I don't think this is quite as scientific as Sylvester is making out, as it was only KDD that managed to do the Pepsi challenge with the other preparatory diets on offer

Correct. KDD had already sampled our contributions to this experiment, so I reckon her taste buds might have been influenced by our non pineapple/coconut diets.

Offline Sylvester

Correct. KDD had already sampled our contributions to this experiment, so I reckon her taste buds might have been influenced by our non pineapple/coconut diets.

I didn't say mine was any better or worse than yours, just that they said it was nice tasting.

I'm sure you both have nice tasting junk too.... :drinks:
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Online hendrix

I didn't say mine was any better or worse than yours, just that they said it was nice tasting.

I'm sure you both have nice tasting junk too.... :drinks:

:D further experimentation required I think.. Tough job, but we'll just have to keep a stiff upper lip about it.

Offline maxxblue

I didn't say mine was any better or worse than yours, just that they said it was nice tasting.

I'm sure you both have nice tasting junk too.... :drinks:

What is happening here - has UKP been taken over by Gaydar,or what?

Offline spkmstr48

:D further experimentation required I think.. Tough job, but we'll just have to keep a stiff upper lip about it.

About 2/3 L of pineapple & coconut drunk today 1 1/3 L to drink tomorrow then test the theory, with a girl whose already tasted my standard cum, on Friday.

How should we present the results, tabular or graphically?
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Offline d00fer

About 2/3 L of pineapple & coconut drunk today 1 1/3 L to drink tomorrow then test the theory, with a girl whose already tasted my standard cum, on Friday.

How should we present the results, tabular or graphically?

Why not both? That said I think we'd need to increase the sample size so to speak. I'll be in the control group.

What is happening here - has UKP been taken over by Gaydar,or what?

I think it was invitation for cuckold sessions  :wacko:

Offline Sylvester

I think it was invitation for cuckold sessions  :wacko:

Dude - maybe if you were a little more confident in your own sexuality you wouldn't feel so intimidated by guys talking about jizz and stuff  :P



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About 2/3 L of pineapple & coconut drunk today 1 1/3 L to drink tomorrow then test the theory, with a girl whose already tasted my standard cum, on Friday.

How should we present the results, tabular or graphically?

How about all over her face?

tcm

Dude - maybe if you were a little more confident in your own sexuality you wouldn't feel so intimidated by guys talking about jizz and stuff  :P

Don't worry about my confidence in my sexuality. You better worry about yours.  :sarcastic:

Have recently started having a homemade smoothie everyday for breakfast mainly banana, pineapple, kiwi, grapes, melon, mango and coconut water, and just got back from seeing my regular where I just deposited a copious amount into her mouth, where after swallowing pronounced that actually tastes nice.   :kissgirl:   

Offline Sylvester

Have recently started having a homemade smoothie everyday for breakfast mainly banana, pineapple, kiwi, grapes, melon, mango and coconut water, and just got back from seeing my regular where I just deposited a copious amount into her mouth, where after swallowing pronounced that actually tastes nice.   :kissgirl:

In order to achieve some balance, one of us should probably spend a couple of days eating nothing but scotch eggs, kebab meat with chilli sauce, and picked onions and see what the girl makes of it. 

Probably best not to try it out on anyone you plan on seeing again.
« Last Edit: April 16, 2015, 08:12:39 PM by Sylvester »
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Offline sticko

In order to achieve some balance, one of us should probably spend a couple of days eating nothing but scotch eggs, kebab meat with chilli sauce, and picked onions and see what the girl makes of it. 

Probably best not to try it out on anyone you plan on seeing again.

someone suggested Monster Munch and asparagus.  Sounds like a winning combination.  Anyone seen someone really skanky recently and want to get their own back?

S

Offline Sylvester

someone suggested Monster Munch and asparagus.  Sounds like a winning combination.  Anyone seen someone really skanky recently and want to get their own back?

S

That was me too.  I have a mean streak...!
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Offline Siadwel

In order to achieve some balance, one of us should probably spend a couple of days eating nothing but scotch eggs, kebab meat with chilli sauce, and picked onions and see what the girl makes of it. 

Probably best not to try it out on anyone you plan on seeing again.

I'm willing to do that, if someone else pays for the punt.

Perfect 'girl' to experiment on would be : https://www.adultwork.com/ViewProfile.asp?UserID=811805

I'd love to get my own back on that fucker.


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Offline random

I'd recommend 2 boxes the day before.  (£1 each box)

She'll drain your pipes and swallow every drop with enthusiasm, even if she doesn't advertise it!.. :hi:



Out of interest does the quality make any difference. That looks like garbage pineapple juice with added sweeteners making it possibly even worse for the stomach.

Offline LL

I've found this thread very interesting reading.
So I drink 2 litres of pineapple juice the day before a punt in order to turn my jizz into a delicious cocktail that any WG will gulp down with a smile - a peñile colada if you will.  :hi:

Offline spkmstr48

Results for pineapple and coconut juice 2L over preceeding 48 hours

Claudia https://www.adultwork.com/2228027

Claudia: "You need to do it for longer"

But I could smell pineapple on her breath afterwards!

Next...
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Offline sticko

Results for pineapple and coconut juice 2L over preceeding 48 hours

Claudia https://www.adultwork.com/2228027

Claudia: "You need to do it for longer"

Loving your work spk, and clearly I need to move to Bristol.  What a minx!

S


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