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Author Topic: Producing delicious cum: an experiment  (Read 4385 times)

Offline spkmstr48

drinking pineapple juice for two days straight to please a hooker is just plain wrong!

In my case it's a Dom thing, has to with getting a smug sense of happiness out of being able to make the girl happy through your actions that she has no control over.

A kind of childish, chest beating, look what I did, kind of thing.  :unknown: :lol:
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Offline sticko

drinking pineapple juice for two days straight to please a hooker is just plain wrong!

And in mine it's an attempt to curry favour in exchange for free pro$$ie time.  Doesn't cost me much and definitely worth a try.  As the thread says too, it's an experiment.  I'm curious about the results so it's as much for me as for her.

You're right about the pineapple juice though; i feel slightly like I'm full of battery acid.  Probably won't be doing this again unless the results are spectacular.

S

Offline spkmstr48

And in mine it's an attempt to curry favour in exchange for free pro$$ie time.  Doesn't cost me much and definitely worth a try.  As the thread says too, it's an experiment.  I'm curious about the results so it's as much for me as for her.

You're right about the pineapple juice though; i feel slightly like I'm full of battery acid.  Probably won't be doing this again unless the results are spectacular.

S

Yeah, I'm hoping Squeezebox's suggestion of pineapple/coconut will be kinder on the gut.

Read somewhere once that pineapple is not only acidic but also contains a compound that stimulates the production of stomach acid.
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Offline Sylvester

In keeping with the spirit of this thread, I am on a strict pineapple and coconut juice diet today.

Some lucky girl is going to get treated to my special brand of Piña Colada tonight..... :rose:
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In keeping with the spirit of this thread, I am on a strict pineapple and coconut juice diet today.

Some lucky girl is going to get treated to my special brand of Piña Colada tonight..... :rose:

Ladies & Gents, a new cocktail has been created: Punt Colada

As a chef a have unlimited and free access to all ingredients i need. I did many experiments. The answer is: rich mango juice.  :thumbsup:

Offline spkmstr48

Ladies & Gents, a new cocktail has been created: Punt Colada

Or Punter Colada?

One measure of Bacardi topped up with generous amounts of specially treated cum, blended with crushed ice and served in the girl of your choice.
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Or Punter Colada?

One measure of Bacardi topped up with generous amounts of specially treated cum, blended with crushed ice and served in the girl of your choice.

Yup. That sounds better. Optionally served in a condom shaped glass.  :)

Offline george r

have tasted my spunk quite a few times in spunky kisses after I have shot my load and it tastes ok but my diet is mainly curries  :cool: 
works for me !!

Ladies & Gents, a new cocktail has been created: Punter Colada

 :thumbsup:

Get it in on Punting Wiki quick... :P
« Last Edit: April 15, 2015, 05:02:22 PM by squeezebox »

Yeah, I'm hoping Squeezebox's suggestion of pineapple/coconut will be kinder on the gut.

Read somewhere once that pineapple is not only acidic but also contains a compound that stimulates the production of stomach acid.

You'll be fine. I'll be thinking of you....hang on, that's sounds wrong on many counts...

Offline sticko

Or Punter Colada?

One measure of Bacardi topped up with generous amounts of specially treated cum, blended with crushed ice and served in the girl of your choice.

Brilliant.  I used to work in the booze trade and know a winner when I see one.

I can now report that after much consideration, my WG Jilly Goolden stand-in, one LilyHart, declared that my cum was not sweet necessarily but more delicately flavoured than most, and a very good, creamy consistency.  Before she swallowed the lot.  (report to follow).

A moderate success therefore, and one I will pursue further, next time with mango juice.  An excellent tip, Type O.

S

Offline spkmstr48

Using both Sticko's pineapple cum and Type O's mango cum, the following cocktails seem possible:

 Arnie's Drink:
Mango Cum, Pineapple Cum, Vodka

Big John's Strawberry Mango Margarita:
Mango Cum, Strawberries, Tequila, Triple Sec

Kiss Me I'm Irish:
DeKuyper Pucker Island Blue Schnapps, Hornitos Plata Tequila, Mango Cum, Pineapple Cum

PeachyKeen:
Mango Cum, Orange Juice, Passion Fruit Juice, Peach Schnapps, Tommy Bahama Golden Sun Rum

Pimpy's Paradise:
Absolut Vodka, Mango Cum, Peach Schnapps, Pear Nectar

Sassy Lassi:
7-Up, Amaretto, Mango Cum

Skeletons in Your Closet:
DeKuyper Pucker Island Blue Schnapps, Hornitos Plata Tequila, Mango Cum, Pineapple Cum

The Kiss on the Lips:
Grenadine, Mango Cum, Peach Schnapps

The next task guys is to provide the AW link for the girl that each one should be served in?
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Offline tristen92

It's funny, because I've often wanted to conjure a recipe for the most foul-tasting cum, not jerk for a week, and have the poor gal gag in disgust and not be able to remove the taste for days. Probably just me on that.
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Offline spkmstr48

It's funny, because I've often wanted to conjure a recipe for the most foul-tasting cum, not jerk for a week, and have the poor gal gag in disgust and not be able to remove the taste for days. Probably just me on that.

And a link to the lucky girl you'd like to do that to would work?
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Offline Gothic D

Almonds and Honey work well.An ex always said mine tasted better after eating those.
Marzipan does the job too.

Offline sticko

Using both Sticko's pineapple cum and Type O's mango cum, the following cocktails seem possible:

 Arnie's Drink:
Mango Cum, Pineapple Cum, Vodka

Big John's Strawberry Mango Margarita:
Mango Cum, Strawberries, Tequila, Triple Sec

Kiss Me I'm Irish:
DeKuyper Pucker Island Blue Schnapps, Hornitos Plata Tequila, Mango Cum, Pineapple Cum

PeachyKeen:
Mango Cum, Orange Juice, Passion Fruit Juice, Peach Schnapps, Tommy Bahama Golden Sun Rum

Pimpy's Paradise:
Absolut Vodka, Mango Cum, Peach Schnapps, Pear Nectar

Sassy Lassi:
7-Up, Amaretto, Mango Cum

Skeletons in Your Closet:
DeKuyper Pucker Island Blue Schnapps, Hornitos Plata Tequila, Mango Cum, Pineapple Cum

The Kiss on the Lips:
Grenadine, Mango Cum, Peach Schnapps

The next task guys is to provide the AW link for the girl that each one should be served in?

I feel really quite sick.  But also tempted to open a bar.

S

Offline DannyJames

If I drink just a thimble of pineapple juice I end up shitting through the eye of a needle. A couple of cartons' worth and my arse would be like a chewed orange.

Offline Aspen

drinking pineapple juice for two days straight to please a hooker is just plain wrong!

Why is it wrong?

There seems to be a macho element here that wants to make the girls' lives as difficult and unpleasant as possible.

I'm no fluffy, and well know that most prostitutes are psychopathic greedy bastards. But you reap what you sew, and a little bit of effort sometimes goes a long way. If some guy wants to drink pineapple juice for days on end because he 'thinks' he might end up with a half decent punt, where's the harm in that?
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Offline sticko

I'm no fluffy, and well know that most prostitutes are psychopathic greedy bastards. But you reap what you sew, and a little bit of effort sometimes goes a long way. If some guy wants to drink pineapple juice for days on end because he 'thinks' he might end up with a half decent punt, where's the harm in that?

My punting philosophy in a nutsack.  I mean nutshell. 

S

Offline Sylvester

So having snowballed my cum, Lindsey and MissKDD both agreed that it was pretty nice tasting.

Rigorous scientific enquiry at work folks... :)
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Offline webpunter

My punting philosophy in a nutsack.  I mean nutshell. 
S
Priceless.  +1

Offline sticko

So having snowballed my cum, Lindsey and MissKDD both agreed that it was pretty nice tasting.

Rigorous scientific enquiry at work folks... :)

Loving your work Mr Sylvester.

S

Offline Sylvester

Loving your work Mr Sylvester.

S

The satisfaction of a job well done is all the reward I require.

That and a nice long lie down in a darkened room.
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Offline sticko

I know what you mean.  I'm somewhat heavy-eyed after a morning with LilyH.  I can only imagine what you must feel like.  I'm about to watch House of Cards with Mrs Sticko though, and she expects me to understand it and explain the plot.  Only another hour to get through...

S


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