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Author Topic: Enemas?  (Read 1625 times)

Offline NIK

There are very few topics which haven't been discussed (usually several times) since UKP began, but I can't recall anyone ever mentioning enemas.

I have seen this in porn movies, but never ever read in a report about anyone having one. Do prossies actually provide this service and has anyone ever had it? Never having experienced it I wonder what the sensation is like? Is it painful? Is there any pleasure to be had from it? I assume it is more likely to be offered in a dom medical role play scenario?

I also assume that with the massive penchant for anal stuff and gaping arseholes in porn these days, which always appear squeaky clean, that porn actresses have to have a good clean out pre filming?  :D

Offline sticko

A few years ago I got myself colonically irrigated several times.  Not strictly an enema but close enough.  My observations:

- it's pretty invasive; you need to be very comfortable with arse play for it to be psychologically ok
- the tube thing up the arse doesn't hurt but as you gradually fill up with liquid you can get some interesting cramping
- if a finger or a toy up the jacksy makes you feel like you need to take a shit, that much fluid in the system increases this feeling by a factor of 10
- the process is very, er, cleansing.  I felt great afterwards and was told by several people how much energy I seemed to have
- in this context at least enemas are not remotely sexy.  that said I do quite like a bit of enema porn, so maybe on the right woman as a part of a regular booking it might work

Worth a try anyway; you've got me thinking...

S

Online Jimmyredcab

I assume it is more likely to be offered in a dom medical role play scenario?



You assume correctly.

This lady offers medical services.

http://www.ladyrochester.com/mistress

Offline Zeusthedoc

I enjoy a bit of anal play with a WG. I usually just try and make sure I've had a good enough opportunity to drop the kids off a the pool prior to visiting. Usually means a strong coffee and a fibre-filled breakfast in the morning. A lunchtime punt and then a hearty lunch. I visited Alexis (in my reviews) with this in mind and she ended up suggesting that she perform an enema given the session we had planned. She has the enema apparatus (not sure of the actual name of it: http://i00.i.aliimg.com/photo/v103/477494044/Enema_apparatus.jpg), not that exact one but something similar enough.

There is an odd sensation that runs through the body when it gets done, kinda tingly, but nothing alarming. You then sit on the bog and push it all out. Straight-forward enough and you can do it a few times (as necessary).

Depending on why you're doing it...I'm not sure of the 'need' to be ok with arse play. If it's pseudo-medical then it's a straight-forward procedure, akin to the doctor checking your prostate/nutsack. Just be an adult about it. If it's due to sexual exploration, then I'm guessing you'd already be ok with the whole arse play thing.

The main thing I would suggest is that cleanliness is paramount. I've seen Alexis' cleaning method and am comfortable with it. Hence, allowing her to do it. I've only done it with this WG so I can't speak much to others' experiences.

Are you considering it / done it / just wondering about it?


Offline Taggart

You then sit on the bog and push it all out.


Bit like the night after a vindaloo, then?  :lol:

Offline James999

Would you really want a pro$$ie to stuff a tube up your arse that's probably been up Tom, dick, Harry, Abdul & Jeromes arse recently and just had a wipe with a wet wipe in between  :vomit:

Offline Zeusthedoc


Bit like the night after a vindaloo, then?  :lol:

Much the same, except there's not really a burning sensation.


Would you really want a pro$$ie to stuff a tube up your arse that's probably been up Tom, dick, Harry, Abdul & Jeromes arse recently and just had a wipe with a wet wipe in between  :vomit:

Hence the point about cleanliness/hygiene. Theres a difference between a wipe down with a wet wipe and then using 'incubator' type equipment with boiled water and proper disinfectant. There's a difference between sanitising such paraphernalia and then the good old fashioned DFK having just swallowed Tom, Dick, Harry, Abdul & Jeromes respective loads. Bottom line is you do what you feel comfortable doing. If I actually thought it was unlikely to be clean / safe I wouldn't do it.

I'm sure you've also been in the situation with a civvie where the opportunity for BB has come up and I'm more than sure you've insisted on the use of a condom. We're adults and we take calculated risks.

Would you really want a pro$$ie to stuff a tube up your arse that's probably been up Tom, dick, Harry, Abdul & Jeromes arse recently and just had a wipe with a wet wipe in between  :vomit:

You can always bring your own clean "hardware"  :crazy:

Offline James999

Hence the point about cleanliness/hygiene. Theres a difference between a wipe down with a wet wipe and then using 'incubator' type equipment with boiled water and proper disinfectant. There's a difference between sanitising such paraphernalia and then the good old fashioned DFK having just swallowed Tom, Dick, Harry, Abdul & Jeromes respective loads. Bottom line is you do what you feel comfortable doing. If I actually thought it was unlikely to be clean / safe I wouldn't do it.


Seriously pro$$ies dont like time having a shower, they are unlikely to bother with all that and as for spending additional money on equipment, most don't even like spending out on mouthwash and when they do they treat it as an ornament as opposed to using it.

The reality, is as soon as the clients out the door the wet wipe he / she used will be dug out of the bin and any visible shit wiped off the tube, then it will be chucked in the drawer waiting for the next "victim"

Offline Zeusthedoc

Seriously pro$$ies dont like time having a shower, they are unlikely to bother with all that and as for spending additional money on equipment, most don't even like spending out on mouthwash and when they do they treat it as an ornament as opposed to using it.

The reality, is as soon as the clients out the door the wet wipe he / she used will be dug out of the bin and any visible shit wiped off the tube, then it will be chucked in the drawer waiting for the next "victim"

I would be inclined to agree with you. And I think in many cases this is what happens. But when you've seen the equipment and you've seen it being used, and you've seen it being cleaned etc....you kinda do need to accept that maybe, just maybe, there are some WGs out there that actually clean up properly. I'm not saying it's all of them, i'm not even saying most of them. I'm saying there are some out there that do it.

When all is said and done, you'll believe what you choose to believe. I'll take the risks I take and you can take the ones that you take.

Online Jimmyredcab

Seriously pro$$ies dont like time having a shower, they are unlikely to bother with all that and as for spending additional money on equipment, most don't even like spending out on mouthwash and when they do they treat it as an ornament as opposed to using it.

The reality, is as soon as the clients out the door the wet wipe he / she used will be dug out of the bin and any visible shit wiped off the tube, then it will be chucked in the drawer waiting for the next "victim"

How many sessions have you had with a Medical Dominatrix, none by the sound of it.     :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

Offline James999

Spot on Jimmy, if I need my arse washed out I'd go to a doctor not a pro$$ie  :hi:

Offline Zeusthedoc

Spot on Jimmy, if I need my arse washed out I'd go to a doctor not a pro$$ie  :hi:

I can't speak much about medical dominatrix stuff, but I'm happy to have a little bowel cleanse and a blow job/FS to boot!

Suits me down to the ground!

Offline Toby

A proper medical enema feels as though you are trying to shit your insides out. Not an experience I'd class as erotic.  :scare:

Offline Zeusthedoc

A proper medical enema feels as though you are trying to shit your insides out. Not an experience I'd class as erotic.  :scare:

Which comes back to the point I made in my initial post about 'it all depends why you're doing it'.

I quite enjoy having the chronic shits after a curry if I don't have to get to work, and have a decent book to read whilst sat there.

This for me was  prime bucket list  material, and having found a WG with this on her likes list, I have gone for it.

Agreed  the attraction for me is all a part of the medical/ role play scenario so its all part of the scene.

This Gal had done her research,and knew all the ins and outs,  and carried it out very professionally, in fact a couple of times.
As an experience, no great sensations, but a real big one (3 litres in my case) does take some evacuating, and its a great experience  being in the hands of a sexy nurse taking control  of your basic functions.

More  phycological stimulation than physical, for me anyway, but I would go again, like a shot.

Cleanliness aside, which has already been discussed, is there any danger in allowing an inexperienced girl to perform it?  Can over filling produce too much pressure like an over inflated balloon. Also I guess there is a link with hard sports for those who like messy play.  We certainly get a variety of topics on here!

Offline webpunter

There was an article in one of the papers about celebs having enemas.  Feels great at the time [apparently] but the process clears out the pipes to such an extent that then there is more likelihood of a build up afterwards.  There is another way - 10 pints of lager and a vindaloo.  Works wonders for me & after an enormous dump [or two] i feel fantastic the next morning.  Even light headed after an experience which resembles a WW2 raid that Bomber Harris would be proud of  :lol:

Offline socks

Don't think I'm that fussed about receiving an enema but this thread has delivered me a new bucket list item, to watch a girl have one. I'm not into witnessing the clearing out the debris type but the porn ones where they fill up with milk or something would be hot. I'd happily act as the target for the expulsions as long as I'm confident there'll be no evident coco pops to spoil the illusion of cleanliness! Anyone experienced this?

Offline webpunter

Don't think I'm that fussed about receiving an enema but this thread has delivered me a new bucket list item, to watch a girl have one. I'm not into witnessing the clearing out the debris type but the porn ones where they fill up with milk or something would be hot. I'd happily act as the target for the expulsions as long as I'm confident there'll be no evident coco pops to spoil the illusion of cleanliness! Anyone experienced this?
Strangely no - nor i do i have a desire to do the same.  Is this what punters in the wastelands of Norwich dream about ?   :lol:

Offline socks

Strangely no - nor i do i have a desire to do the same.  Is this what punters in the wastelands of Norwich dream about ?   :lol:
It is now  ;)

Offline Faustus

Cleanliness aside, which has already been discussed, is there any danger in allowing an inexperienced girl to perform it?

In short: yes. Aside from a host of other potentially life threatening adverse effects — outside the control of even an 'experienced girl' — a common complaint is perforation of the anal/rectal wall, either because the tip of the syringe punctures it or there is weakness.

Offline spkmstr48

Cleanliness aside, which has already been discussed, is there any danger in allowing an inexperienced girl to perform it?  Can over filling produce too much pressure like an over inflated balloon. Also I guess there is a link with hard sports for those who like messy play.  We certainly get a variety of topics on here!

Uhm yes. Water on too high pressure, over inflating bowel, either of which could cause a rupture and at best a lengthy stay in hospital, potential infection and at worst bleed out and death.

Also another situation where you would need to be absolutely certain of the cleanliness of any equipment used, you don't want her to be using something that's just been up the last punter's arse!
« Last Edit: April 14, 2015, 07:22:34 AM by spkmstr48 »
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