External Link/Members OnlyExternal Link/Members OnlyHaving had a legitimate massage from a Thai lady earlier in the morning recently, the lady had given me the horn and I found myself in central London later that day. Patsy was highly spoken of in a thread in the regional London section so I decided to see her. Tried booking her through invasian but there was no answer so I tried 007 and got a booking.
Confirmed services including FK & OWO and was told she is an open minded girl
PositivesSloppy blowjob
Friendly girl
Lots of mirrors including on the ceiling
NegativesLooks older than pics and is darker too
Has a flat tyre stomach, unsightly to look at
No FK (lied about the service even when confirmed before handing over the money)
Lip kissing before sex and no kissing during sex
Told to be gentle with her nipples, couldn't suck them properly
No fingers near her pussy (didn't try RO)
Tried to rush me
OTT moaning which put me off
After I popped. No offer for second round or a massage. No sensual touching. Just sat there to chat.
Wasn't chatty, had to instigate conversation
I couldn't stay hard for long during the punt as it lacked any passion. She seemed to be going through the motions and looked like she had just woken up or about to go to sleep. A disappointing punt.
