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Author Topic: Am I expecting too much from a punt  (Read 2374 times)

Offline plow.

Damn... I don't think I can contribute to this post without being biased. Just remember, you are paying for sex... Make of it what you will.

Offline Sylvester

I stand corrected!  I contributed to a review on Pandora.  But go ahead and contact Admin if you find me so offensive and get me banned.  Do you think I care?  “Care about what other people think and you will always be their prisoner.” - Lao Tzu

Westie?  Is that you?
Banning reason: Prossie fanboy (Atticus Finch)

Offline MrFluffy

I'm a "Self Agrandising Tool" Sylvester?  One of the reasons I say little about my life experiences - is that most people would not believe me - and at my age I don't like to be called a liar.
Banning reason: Troll

Offline nike

Are you being too laid back and not insistent enough.  It's a fine line but I find many girls will do as little as they can if they are not, shall we say, "guided".
+1
If u don't tell them how u like it, they will just give u what they think is acceptable. That's why second punts, In my experience, are nearly always better than the first.  :rolleyes:

Only you know what you want from a punt so you must be politely assertive to achieve this. Feel free to confirm what you desire before handing over the wonga. As for being shaved down under.. The member is always nicely trimmed and ready but my arse is more hairy then a gorilla. Never had any problems about it.

Offline plow.

+1
If u don't tell them how u like it, they will just give u what they think is acceptable. That's why second punts, In my experience, are nearly always better than the first.  :rolleyes:

Sounds promising...  :drinks:

Offline MrFluffy

Westie?  Is that you?

So we can agree on one thing, Sylvester, westie is a self aggrandising tool and a complete asshole who claims to be a barrister.  Having said that every barrister I have ever had dealings with was a self aggrandising tool and an asshole (I won't use the word cunt - because I like them).
Banning reason: Troll

+1
If u don't tell them how u like it, they will just give u what they think is acceptable. That's why second punts, In my experience, are nearly always better than the first.  :rolleyes:

I agree, this has happened to me especially the talking time wasting .But when you get them restricting maximum penetration in all positions saying Im too big (I wish),not doing proper DT,or even good owo,reluctant effort for second pop, and saying time is up early are the sort of things that are difficult to get them to change when they dont want to.

Offline MrFluffy

+1
If u don't tell them how u like it, they will just give u what they think is acceptable. That's why second punts, In my experience, are nearly always better than the first.  :rolleyes:

I agree, this has happened to me especially the talking time wasting .But when you get them restricting maximum penetration in all positions saying Im too big (I wish),not doing proper DT,or even good owo,reluctant effort for second pop, and saying time is up early are the sort of things that are difficult to get them to change when they dont want to.

Agreed!  Second punts are usually better.   So 1 hour on the first not to waste money (although I usually do 2 hrs) - and on the second you know what to expect.
Banning reason: Troll

Offline freddiej



I agree, this has happened to me especially the talking time wasting .But when you get them restricting maximum penetration in all positions saying Im too big (I wish),not doing proper DT,or even good owo,reluctant effort for second pop, and saying time is up early are the sort of things that are difficult to get them to change when they dont want to.

Well agreed this can happen but not so likely if your careful with your choices.  You suggest that there were four better ones so what did you do right there, or was it just luck, in any event why not go back for seconds if they are worth it.  From your reviews I think you need to re-evaluate your way of choosing

Offline iPad3

So we can agree on one thing, Sylvester, westie is a self aggrandising tool and a complete asshole who claims to be a barrister.  Having said that every barrister I have ever had dealings with was a self aggrandising tool and an asshole (I won't use the word cunt - because I like them).

Ah no, westie claims not to be a proll who works for a living and that his wealth affords him the luxury of a team of barristers on a retainer ready to sue on his instruction. He truly is a cock, however he does at least give others the benefit of his experiences (albeit hyped up a fair bit).

I'm with sylvester here and would say your approach is a bit pants if your one these "I couldn't possibly give a away what went on between us in the bedroom" merchants.

I've no interest in wether she stuck her tongue up your ass matey but if she fucks you about on the phone or offers generally shit service get off your fat lazy ass and tell us about it so we know to avoid her.....simples!!!

Oh and don't forget guys, Treat her well!
« Last Edit: April 11, 2015, 11:18:42 PM by iPad3 »

Offline MrFluffy

Well agreed this can happen but not so likely if your careful with your choices.  You suggest that there were four better ones so what did you do right there, or was it just luck, in any event why not go back for seconds if they are worth it.  From your reviews I think you need to re-evaluate your way of choosing

Careful research is everything.  "Going for it" - just because you are feeling horny or pissed is a big mistake.  Take your time to consider a profile very, very carefully - you can tell a lot by the way they present themselves if you take the time.
Banning reason: Troll

Thanks guys for all your comments,its been good to get a different perspective on this.Next time I may give a bit more thought in my selection.

Offline Tjkooker

I stand corrected!  I contributed to a review on Pandora.  But go ahead and contact Admin if you find me so offensive and get me banned.  Do you think I care?  “Care about what other people think and you will always be their prisoner.” - Lao Tzu

Your head is so far up your own arse we can see it poking out at the top.

To the op. You probably are expecting too much. Go see a prossie with one aim. To empty your balls down the back of her throat. Switch off from wanting the perfect punt and start with the real reason your punting.  Progress from there once you find a prossie that can master the basics.
Banning reason: Outing and trolling a punter because he posted a negative about his favourite prossie. White-knight fluffy that pretends otherwise.

Offline MrFluffy

Thanks guys for all your comments,its been good to get a different perspective on this.Next time I may give a bit more thought in my selection.

And don't let your erection rule your selection!  :)
Banning reason: Troll

Online Jimmyredcab

Just had a punt yesterday and as usual left feeling disappointed.I would like to ask what a more experienced punter is happy to accept from a punt.I mean how her delivered services match up, ie if you get a bj does it have to be 10/10 or is 5/10 ok. The girl I saw was nice enough but it wasnt sexy,exciting or even that enjoyable.Im thinking of quitting this as my streak of bad punts has put me off and makes me question if I can ever enjoy myself even if I only go for the more expensive reviewed girls. Im not sure if its because I have very little experience or Im not very good or Im being too fussy.

You are entitled to be fussy, this is not a cheap hobby.     :thumbsdown:

The problem is that many punters accept bad service, they will pretty much shag anything with a pulse.    :thumbsdown:

Offline MrFluffy

Your head is so far up your own arse we can see it poking out at the top.

To the op. You probably are expecting too much. Go see a prossie with one aim. To empty your balls down the back of her throat. Switch off from wanting the perfect punt and start with the real reason your punting.  Progress from there once you find a prossie that can master the basics.

TJjooker - I don't give a fuck what you think about me - and won't waste my time or energy letting you know what I think about sad losers like you.  If I started to relate my experiences on this website you'd only hate me more!   I've spent more money punting in a month than you will probably spend in a couple of years and feel no need to relate my experiences to the ignorant, unenlightened and unwashed.  I do - however - respond to polite PM's. :D
Banning reason: Troll

Offline johnnyboy61

Well MrFluffy, we now know your opinion of the members of this site, which you have bothered to sign to be a member of.  Presumably you read our reviews, but have stated that you have no intention of sharing your own experiences with the rest of us.  You claim to be very monied and that the rest of us are ignorant, unenlightened and unwashed!  All I can really say about you for sure sir is that you are certainly no gentleman.

(what I really mean is: JUST FUCK OFF!!!)

As you can see from the above, I'm probably no gentleman either.
Banning reason: Successfully caused damaging problems on UKEscorting

Offline iPad3

TJjooker - I don't give a fuck what you think about me - and won't waste my time or energy letting you know what I think about sad losers like you.  If I started to relate my experiences on this website you'd only hate me more!   I've spent more money punting in a month than you will probably spend in a couple of years and feel no need to relate my experiences to the ignorant, unenlightened and unwashed.  I do - however - respond to polite PM's. :D

Westie!! It is you, it seems so long since I've been made to feel inferior because I don't have a punting budget the same size as the gdp of a small African nation, thanks so much for sorting that one out......and how about mustafa, still driving the gold plated hummer for you??? Oh and has he beaten up any obsessed prossies for you lately.......Oh westies it's just great that your back!!!!!
« Last Edit: April 12, 2015, 04:16:55 PM by iPad3 »

Offline d00fer

Derailing the thread slightly, but is WOTW open again?

Offline iPad3

Derailing the thread slightly, but is WOTW open again?

Checked that already, sadly not as I was ready to make my first nomination.

Offline Tjkooker

Its not snake but I'm sure he's been here before. As for his bold financial claims..... I highly doubt it. You know nothing about me. Only a percentage of my punting has been printed here. I don't feel the need to boast. Unlike some
Banning reason: Outing and trolling a punter because he posted a negative about his favourite prossie. White-knight fluffy that pretends otherwise.


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