Popular media on UKEscorting.com (free site!)

UKPunting is a free, independent and not-for-profit paid sex buyer site.


Author Topic: Unusual Things That Stopped Your Planned Punt From Happening  (Read 3053 times)

Met with a great wg Saturday and when I got home decided to knock one out watching porn stars that look like her a bit. Problem is I left my jeans on and the underside of my cock was rubbing against my zip. This went on for about an hour. My cock is still red raw and chafed to hell and back. Was wanting a punt today and yesterday but not a chance with my blood blistered truncheon.
I am trying to let it heal but keep getting boners that need attention could be a long time till it's back to normal.

Having something to eat a couple of hours before a punt I managed to somehow bite my tongue and draw blood. Wasn't going to risk kissing and RO with a fresh wound so cancelled the punt (and probably had a wank instead).
+1. Unlucky,  I've managed to bite the inside of my mouth a couple of times about a week before planning a punt and have had to defer a couple of weeks - usually because I end up biting the same area because it was inflamed from the original bite.

I arranged a punt in the east end (Leyton I think). When I got to the street I called and texted for about 40 mins before she replied, by text, that she was shopping in the west end. Timewaster!

Offline Zeusthedoc

I arranged a punt in the east end (Leyton I think). When I got to the street I called and texted for about 40 mins before she replied, by text, that she was shopping in the west end. Timewaster!

You must have been really fucking eager! the most I would have waited is 10/15 mins! I haven't got that kinda time!

I know what you mean. I always think that she get in touch within 1 min of jumping back on the train. It's happened too many times now so I'm not so patient anymore

Offline pianodave

Booked a punt recently and by some unbelievable coincidence it turned out to be a couple of flats down the corridor from a very close friend's home. Decided not to chance it - could probably concoct a cover story, but was too close to home for me. Disappointment.

Offline Zeusthedoc

Booked a punt recently and by some unbelievable coincidence it turned out to be a couple of flats down the corridor from a very close friend's home. Decided not to chance it - could probably concoct a cover story, but was too close to home for me. Disappointment.

You got a link - If she's my type, I'd be ok with reviewing to either make you jealous as hell or happy that you decided not to risk it....

Offline sam55

Booked a punt recently and by some unbelievable coincidence it turned out to be a couple of flats down the corridor from a very close friend's home. Decided not to chance it - could probably concoct a cover story, but was too close to home for me. Disappointment.

Similar thing, booked a punt, got postcode and parked at end of road.
She texted me the house number, as I walked up the road I realised it's next fucking door to a woman my Mrs works with!  :scare:
Went through with the meet, a great fuck but haven't been back.
The WG had only recently moved in and didn't know the neighbours luckily.

Offline Zeusthedoc

Similar thing, booked a punt, got postcode and parked at end of road.
She texted me the house number, as I walked up the road I realised it's next fucking door to a woman my Mrs works with!  :scare:
Went through with the meet, a great fuck but haven't been back.
The WG had only recently moved in and didn't know the neighbours luckily.

It's not the kind of ammo you'd want to give her anyways. I would just not bring it up. It's hardly  a common topic for discussion with a WG. I normally discuss the stock market and good strategy for asset and commodity investment.

Offline Grumbleguts

So as old father time aint doing me no favours, decide to go down the need a bit of help with drugs route. Doc suggests Sildenafil, and i pick them up at Lloyds. Arrange incall with this WG been lusting over for a while. Quick glance through instructions and take a pill 1 hour before planned punt. Showered, looking and smelling fine, wife away to her class, so off i go. About a 40 min car journey to meet, and feeling good. Stops in line at temporary traffic lights, when sudden urge to pee. Just time to react, didnt even take keys out of car. Heads for nearest clump of bushes, and dont make it :( FUCK,FUCK,FUCK :diablo: :dash: :dash: Undignified dash back to car, and home :( Other half is there, got her dates mixed up. One week on and its still silent treatment, so it aint all bad. Well that was my Basil Fawlty episode :( Will be reading instructions and info from now on :( :( :hi:

Offline PuntAMunter

Had to cancel / reschedule a few times due to last minute work shit which is a pain.

But by far the worst one was a few years back I had a double whammy - first a last minute business trip meant I hd to move a punt I'd been looking forward to for weeks - then while abroad for work suddenly burning green pus was shooting out my dick from the punt I'd had the week before!  Fucking gonorreah! Needless to say when I asked to move it the second time I got branded a timewaster and cancelled.  :dash:

Banning reason: Previously banned (Quesadilla)

Offline mh

Stops in line at temporary traffic lights, when sudden urge to pee. Just time to react, didnt even take keys out of car. Heads for nearest clump of bushes, and dont make it :( FUCK,FUCK,FUCK :diablo:
Had to cancel / reschedule a few times due to last minute work shit which is a pain.

Are we now just on to bodily function mishaps that have prevented punts?  :D

I don't think a last minute shit should derail a punt as long as you wipe well and shower when you get there.  :dance:

Offline PuntAMunter

Are we now just on to bodily function mishaps that have prevented punts?  :D

I don't think a last minute shit should derail a punt as long as you wipe well and shower when you get there.  :dance:

Come on mate we've all had those squirts where we think we're done but you just know any sudden movement might trigger another splat!  Only decent to cancel unless she lists hardsports in her likes list.  :lol: :lol: :lol:
Banning reason: Previously banned (Quesadilla)

Offline PuntAMunter

Come on mate we've all had those squirts where we think we're done but you just know any sudden movement might trigger another splat!  Only decent to cancel unless she lists hardsports in her likes list:lol: :lol: :lol:
Well, not so hard - but I don't see a "likes" option for "squelchy sports".  :lol:
Banning reason: Previously banned (Quesadilla)

Offline kenny

About 4 years ago, before I found UKP, I had booked a punt up with an agency in Newcastle while on a job. I parked up in multi story car park nearby, got inside the building, but then got stopped by a police officer in uniform. Apparently, there was a burglary in the building.  He asked if I lived here. Told him no, just visiting a friend, and gave a wrong flat number to WG, then pretended to have forgotten something from the car, and swiftly left the building, shitting myself.  Rang the agency to cancel and explain there are police in building.  They didn't  seem particularly worried, though  :scare:

Offline two20

I think Alan Partridge had a pair of shorts like that, the liner had perished though. Kept letting the boys out of the barracks.

Timmy2

I had an early morning punt during the school holidays, which meant I would arrive at work just 30 mins late
Missus got up with me and said she was going to go into work with me  :(   (we work together)
Had to secretly send an apologetic text cancelling the meet
Arranged for the next day at the same time so all was good  :)

Raddy

Had a couple, usually work.

Once had a car accident, I had literally called and booked. Was 20 mins away and said I would be 30 mins (bought myself 10mins). Pulled out of a junction and stopped at lights, daft bint drove straight in to me - stopped and exchanged details. 30 mins later, I called the WG to explain.

She wasn't happy and called me a time-waster. Decided to sack it off and went back home.

On the way to a punt I, too, had a car accident. Took a corner too fast, did two 360's (on the second one wishing I had put my seatbelt on), and glanced a brick wall before coming to an abrupt halt in a ditch. No lasting injuries just a bit shook up and pissed off I had missed a punt. Called prossie involved who was very understanding, wished me well and looked forward to seeing me in the future.
Unfortunately, her pimp was a little less forgiving when he called to give me a hard time and demanded "his" money with more than a modicum of menaces. He still occasionally called up to about three months later threatening to do all sorts of things to me. I would just tell him to fuck off and then got tired off him so changed my punting phone number.


Latest media on UKEscorting.com (free site!)