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Author Topic: Unusual Things That Stopped Your Planned Punt From Happening  (Read 3057 times)

Has anyone experienced something odd,weird,funny,or unusual that prevented a punt going through. The reason I ask is that I arranged my work schedule for Friday to do a late morning punt. Was really locking forward to it, but plan was totally ruined last night by me going for a long run. I didn't injury myself (well not in the way you think). I was wearing a new pair of running shorts and they had a nylon mesh liner. Unbeknown to me they were chaffing my knob. Didn't notice in the shower, but woke up this morning to find I've got a knob covered in lots of little red marks which makes it look like a nasty rash, so I can't go through with my punt as I dont think any girl would want to go anywhere near it.

Offline maxxblue

Has anyone experienced something odd,weird,funny,or unusual that prevented a punt going through. The reason I ask is that I arranged my work schedule for Friday to do a late morning punt. Was really locking forward to it, but plan was totally ruined last night by me going for a long run. I didn't injury myself (well not in the way you think). I was wearing a new pair of running shorts and they had a nylon mesh liner. Unbeknown to me they were chaffing my knob. Didn't notice in the shower, but woke up this morning to find I've got a knob covered in lots of little red marks which makes it look like a nasty rash, so I can't go through with my punt as I dont think any girl would want to go anywhere near it.

If something was chafing my knob then I would certainly know about it.  :scare:

Offline nigel4498

Had a punt with a well reviewed pro$$ie on here that had taken me weeks to arrange.
My son was moving from North London to South of the river on that day but said I wouldn't be needed. On the day I get a phone call from him from the van hire company, Dad my licence has expired, can you come and hire and drive the van.
So instead of humping a pro$$ie that day I ended up humping furniture.
Kids, who'd have 'em?

Offline Tjkooker

If something was chafing my knob then I would certainly know about it.  :scare:

Plus we can only take his word for it that it was shorts. Might have been fishnet tights he was wearing??? :wackogirl:
Banning reason: Outing and trolling a punter because he posted a negative about his favourite prossie. White-knight fluffy that pretends otherwise.


Plus we can only take his word for it that it was shorts. Might have been fishnet tights he was wearing??? :wackogirl:
Hey. I  only wear fishnets to hide my ugly mug on a punt, or when doing a bank job.

Offline RedKettle

Work crap has quite often got in the way.

Once decided that if I leave my car here it will be gone when I get back and I will probably have the crap beaten out of me.

However as to unusual there was an occasion some years back when the wife decided she would open up shop and let me have sex, and it was the morning of a day with a planned punt.  So not just unusual but an event rarer than getting a fantastic time from a Romanian WG.  At that time I could have managed to perform later in the day, but I was in shock so cancelled....


Before the days of Sat Nav, I was in the sticks on a punting mission. I got lost and WG seemed unable to provide any meaningful directions as was using someone else's flat. After going round in circles for half an hour, I stopped @ a pub for directions. They couldn't help so had a pint, called it a day and drove home defeated. It still confuses me to this day whether she was a time waster, as i pointed out to her on the phone, if I couldn't find her venue how would any other punter  :dash:

Not that strange, however, it saved me a few bob!  :dance: A few years ago I had planned my punt a week in advance, however, in the early afternoon I bumped into an old Uni friend ‘with benefits’  :thumbsup: and after a few lunchtime drinks we went back to hers and before I knew it she had her lips around my cock and my tongue in her pussy.  :kissgirl: Needless to say I cancelled my punt, although, the thought of persuading her into threesome with the WG did cross my mind  :lol: (she was a very horny girl and I really wish I had asked her). I am not normally this lucky (in fact it’s usually the opposite), however, you have to take ‘freebies’ when you get them laid on a plate. Sadly the girl has since moved abroad and the chances of meeting her again are slim.

Now if only my OH and old girlfriends were that obliging. I too couldn't find a place in Bristol once despite satnav Having rang the WG for further direction I apologised and gave up. I got fed up driving up and down streets plus it was in the Clifton area and difficult to find a car park space.

Now if only my OH and old girlfriends were that obliging. I too couldn't find a place in Bristol once despite satnav Having rang the WG for further direction I apologised and gave up. I got fed up driving up and down streets plus it was in the Clifton area and difficult to find a car park space and didn't fancy walking up and down streets all night.

Offline sam55

A few come to mind.

Had a punt arranged in Brum, told the Mrs where I was going, as I like to have a cover story as near the truth as poss. She pipes up, oh good, I think I'll come with you and do some shopping! hastily cancelled punt.

Managed to finally get all the ducks in a line and arrange a 3some with my 2 regulars. Get a text on the morning, one of their kids had been sick all night and wasn't going to school!  :dash: (Still trying to rearrange that one)

Went for a long bike ride and ended up with a sore red arse, looked like a baboon, so had to cancel next days punt as I thought it would put her off licking my balls!

Couple of weeks ago I'm on final approach, texted for flat number and phone died on me!

Had a couple where I've texted to say I'm outside, only to get no reply, but I don't regard that as an unusual thing, that just comes with the territory.

Offline Zeusthedoc

Had a couple, usually work.

Once had a car accident, I had literally called and booked. Was 20 mins away and said I would be 30 mins (bought myself 10mins). Pulled out of a junction and stopped at lights, daft bint drove straight in to me - stopped and exchanged details. 30 mins later, I called the WG to explain.

She wasn't happy and called me a time-waster. Decided to sack it off and went back home.

Had a couple, usually work.

Once had a car accident, I had literally called and booked. Was 20 mins away and said I would be 30 mins (bought myself 10mins). Pulled out of a junction and stopped at lights, daft bint drove straight in to me - stopped and exchanged details. 30 mins later, I called the WG to explain.

She wasn't happy and called me a time-waster. Decided to sack it off and went back home.
But on the positive as least you got a free bang from behind and a threesome when insurance got involved  :dash:

Offline hexohm

Got interrupted by the police when with a street girl, whipped my trousers up just in time and was still wearing the johnny while protesting my innocence. 

Offline Zeusthedoc

But on the positive as least you got a free bang from behind and a threesome when insurance got involved  :dash:

Cunt never reported it to the insurance. Luckily I had an independent witness who corroborated my story.

Offline ATMIV

Now if only my OH and old girlfriends were that obliging. I too couldn't find a place in Bristol once despite satnav Having rang the WG for further direction I apologised and gave up. I got fed up driving up and down streets plus it was in the Clifton area and difficult to find a car park space and didn't fancy walking up and down streets all night.

Was that Angelina? Sounds exactly like the experience I had finding her old place, I arrived 30 mins late for my appointment
She was very understanding though
Banning reason: Prossie fanboy

Offline the_exile

Had one where I got held up couldn't get hold of the girl on the phone & then when I was nearby and called again, she said she'd made other plans and was going out. This after a long drive, miserable cow. Another time I had a booking at a Chinese place but got there and the lady in charge said the girl's daughter was ill & she had to take her to the doctors. Was very apologetic and gave me £10 back as she said Id had a long journey. I half jokingly asked if she'd go upstairs with me but she laughed and said no!

Can think of two others where I at least got to have sex. Car started to die on the drive to MK, just managed to make it back home before it packed up completely. A last-minute booking with a girl at a flat nearby saved the day! The other the girl just forgot about the booking wasn't answering her phone and when she did she said she wouldn't be able to make it to the flat in time. Ended up going to Soho & a walk-up.

I booked an outcall to a residence as part of a conference at a university. Instead of a plain single room I was given a single room in a small apartment and I just knew other people would be hanging out in there or at least going to the bathroom or whatever. I had to cancel the visitor and I was right, she would have been seen - or even we would have been heard!). She appeared to understand and as it was miles from home I never had another chance.

Was that Angelina? Sounds exactly like the experience I had finding her old place, I arrived 30 mins late for my appointment
She was very understanding though
Yep. I did meet up with her a few days later having established better directions and set off on foot from the NCP near the Triangle. Even then I ended up pressing the different flat numbers due to confusion. Well worth it in the end!!!!!I've not seen her at her new pad near the Harbourside

Offline itk

Many years ago i had arranged a punt for weeks, the day came and I'd parked up away from the address. Turned the corner in the cul-de-sac where she lived to find it shut with police tape across the road and everyone evacuated from their houses. Was an apparent gas leak. Never did get to see her as her profile disappeared after that.

Arrange a session with Monique Comelovely at her flat in docklands one time a few years back.  She answered the door all flustered as her mum had turned up unannounced.  I waited around a little hoping it was a flying visit (and if you had met Monique before you would know she was worth a little wait).  But unfortunately it was not to be and I had to go home sadly disappointed.  But as Monique was so genuine, she gave me a free punt the next time, which I duly took her up on  :)  Shame she seems to have disappeared from the scene

Arrange a session with Monique Comelovely at her flat in docklands one time a few years back.  She answered the door all flustered as her mum had turned up unannounced.  I waited around a little hoping it was a flying visit (and if you had met Monique before you would know she was worth a little wait).  But unfortunately it was not to be and I had to go home sadly disappointed.  But as Monique was so genuine, she gave me a free punt the next time, which I duly took her up on  :)  Shame she seems to have disappeared from the scene
If that happened to me I would push my luck and enquire about a mum and daughter rate  :dance:

If that happened to me I would push my luck and enquire about a mum and daughter rate  :dance:

Now I wasn't so quick thinking on my feet ... but from the look on Monique's face I am pretty sure mum would have taken some convincing :)

Offline superchamp

Having something to eat a couple of hours before a punt I managed to somehow bite my tongue and draw blood. Wasn't going to risk kissing and RO with a fresh wound so cancelled the punt (and probably had a wank instead).


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