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Offline Malvolio

Here's what happened - I phoned up on Monday night to make a 6:30 booking for Tuesday at HoD 1.  The woman I spoke to said fine, but please call again on Tuesday by 11 am to confirm.

Not a problem, so I called again on Tuesday morning to confirm.  I spoke to the same woman, who said fine, I'll text you the address.  You should note that I was phoning a land line.  I was at work and busy, so didn't check my punting phone again until 4pm - there was no message.  I called back, but got cut off by the maid.  I called again at 5:30 - this time it went straight to voicemail.

With no idea what was happening, and no wish to slog into central London during rush hour on the off chance, I thought it was time to make other arrangements.  At 6:40 I got a shirty phone call from the maid (on a different number - a mobile) asking why I hadn't turned up - that would be because I had no idea where I was supposed to be turning up to.

This was the WG I intended to see:

https://www.adultwork.com/2143707 or https://www.adultwork.com/Sexual+Scarlet+X

In future I'll be booking her independently and suggest you do the same.  The booking at HoD used to be smooth, but the previous time I tried to book I got messed around too.  Telling the punter where the flat is is basic stuff - I have no idea how you can fail to do that. 

Unfortunately this wasn't my only bad experience yesterday...


7 review(s) found for Sexual Scarlet X linked to in above post (7 positive, 0 neutral, 0 negative)

I tried to make a booking with HOD recently. The maid was very curt, rude and dismissive on the phone. I am done with them now, I won't use them again.

Offline Cabbots

I tried to make a booking with HOD recently. The maid was very curt, rude and dismissive on the phone. I am done with them now, I won't use them again.

Same here.  Rude, almost spiteful, telephonist who sounded like she'd rather eat shit than handle a booking for a punter.  I'd rather give my money to a homeless person than HOD  :diablo:

Same here.  Rude, almost spiteful, telephonist who sounded like she'd rather eat shit than handle a booking for a punter.  I'd rather give my money to a homeless person than HOD  :diablo:

I rather punt a homeless person than go back to HOD. The telephonist speaks to you as though you are shit. I would never give them my money again. Apparently, they are always getting raided for running brothels (which they are) anyway. Best left well alone.

Offline Perrier

Bugger - I went there last night - called just after 6 & the only appointment left was Angel @ 7:30 - I was only 10 mins away so I was kicking my heels for over an hour when I could have had your slot  :D

I'm new to all this - so don't shoot me, but I expect the maids to be a little incompetent & not remember who I am - I'd always check that I'd had the text - in fact, I can't imagine calling from anything other than my punting phone.

When I called, I got no answer the first time, but picked up the second - I guess they have other things to do than just answer the phone

I hope I'm not being too soft - and I know HoD are not popular here - but sounds like you could have made more of an effort.

As an aside - interesting that it's with Scarletts time to come down from Edinburgh on a regular basis - I would have thought the cost would be prohibitive - but I guess it's worth her while......

Offline smiths

Bugger - I went there last night - called just after 6 & the only appointment left was Angel @ 7:30 - I was only 10 mins away so I was kicking my heels for over an hour when I could have had your slot  :D

I'm new to all this - so don't shoot me, but I expect the maids to be a little incompetent & not remember who I am - I'd always check that I'd had the text - in fact, I can't imagine calling from anything other than my punting phone.

When I called, I got no answer the first time, but picked up the second - I guess they have other things to do than just answer the phone

I hope I'm not being too soft - and I know HoD are not popular here - but sounds like you could have made more of an effort.

As an aside - interesting that it's with Scarletts time to come down from Edinburgh on a regular basis - I would have thought the cost would be prohibitive - but I guess it's worth her while......

I ALWAYS get confirmation that a punt is definitely on before I leave my place or from wherever I am but that of course doesn't excuse this maid/pimp for her behaviour and as the previous posts say she or whoever else who has been taking calls lately has been piss poor and worse on the phone.

Offline Perrier

I ALWAYS get confirmation that a punt is definitely on before I leave my place or from wherever I am

I completely agree - however, I called at 4 and again at 5:30 (and left no message??) - whilst not excusing the maid in any way, doesn't sound like he tried too hard.....

As I said - maybe I'm too soft - and I'm new here so I'll shut up now  :timeout:

Offline fredpunter

I completely agree - however, I called at 4 and again at 5:30 (and left no message??) - whilst not excusing the maid in any way, doesn't sound like he tried too hard.....

As I said - maybe I'm too soft - and I'm new here so I'll shut up now  :timeout:

How much harder do you think he should have tried? Jeez IT'S A SERVICE INDUSTRY ... is that clear?

Offline Malvolio

I suppose I could have got the tube into central London and hung around Warren Street waiting for a phone call - but as I'm paying for a service I didn't see the need to.

If sending a text is too much effort she could have told me where the flat was when I spoke to her the day before the punt, and on the day of the punt.

Offline Perrier

OK - I'm too soft - I'll try to toughen up

I hope I didn't cause any offence - maybe I'm just too naive and keen

Offline smiths

I completely agree - however, I called at 4 and again at 5:30 (and left no message??) - whilst not excusing the maid in any way, doesn't sound like he tried too hard.....

As I said - maybe I'm too soft - and I'm new here so I'll shut up now  :timeout:

I note you only quoted part my post, in the part you didn't quote I made clear my view on the maid/pimp. Just so its crystal clear she was out of order in my opinion. Great for you that you had a good punt at HOD, the OP didn't so is fully entitled to put up this review.

I'm new to all this - so don't shoot me, but . . .

Really?

FBSM is my thing, but I don't normally venture that far north.

Adele & Carmella at Hush both used to work at Ego - it's been a few years, but I recall them both being pretty decent.

I'm sure they could sort something out for you.

http://hushescortsnottingham.provider-sites.com/models

Given the above post you made on another thread, you don't sound very "new to all this" at all. I smell B.S.

Offline Perrier

Sorry for any offence - new to all this was meaning this board and FS punting.

I'm a member of another board called FBSM & have posted there with the same user name.

My usual interaction is walk up, or call & head straight there - so I'm not used to appointments & convoluted directions by text.

As I said - I apologise if I offended anyone & I'll shut up now having been put firmly in my place  :(

Offline Cabbots

Sorry for any offence - new to all this was meaning this board and FS punting.

I'm a member of another board called FBSM & have posted there with the same user name.

My usual interaction is walk up, or call & head straight there - so I'm not used to appointments & convoluted directions by text.

As I said - I apologise if I offended anyone & I'll shut up now having been put firmly in my place  :(

No need to clam up.  There are a lot of very seasoned punters on here and sometimes it can come across as being a bit overbearing - it is not meant to be that way, honestly!

I am glad you had a good time at HOD - none of the UKP members on here want anything but a good time for other members - but as someone said previously, it is a service industry and sometimes when the service isn't there from the 'front-of-house' the negativity permeates the rest of the punt, no matter how cute/pretty/hot the provider is.  Once you get more involved in the full-service industry, I am sure (sadly) that you will experience first hand the frustrations that are often felt when communications run badly, and when that time comes, you will probably give short-shrift to the bad service that some of us have received from the maids/reception at HOD.

We've just been there and done that already, hence why we can seem rather terse and impatient when it comes to reports of this!  :drinks:

Offline Perrier

 :drinks: Thank you

I'm not sure I'm cut out for FS punting anyway - I might just stick to FBSM - either that or I need to get over my fears and get stuck into some reverse O......

Sorry to hear about your bad experience with the maid. I haven't been to HOD for a while, i remember they had a fit maid at SK. They must've changed for the worse. Hopefully this review will give them a kick up the backside and get the service back to where it should be. Not texting the flat and to then berate you demanding where you are is ridiculous. I did see Scarlet once and would recommend.

Persevere, Scarlet is a cracker...




Offline vt

As an aside - interesting that it's with Scarletts time to come down from Edinburgh on a regular basis - I would have thought the cost would be prohibitive - but I guess it's worth her while......

Scarlet is actually a Lancashire lass, but that's far enough from London. She is touring Scotland, that's why her location is showing as Edinburgh.

I guess she prefers to work well away from her home area...and where the rates are higher. I met her once a few years back in MK... nice friendly enthusiastic girl, esp if you like a Northern accent...seemed very up for it!  ;)

As to the maid's incompetence and subsequent rudeness, I don't know if that's endemic, but I've not had a problem with comms at their MK places. Only visited London once and had an issue with time-cutting because of back-to-back bookings, but the maid seemed very polite and organised.
« Last Edit: April 09, 2015, 12:02:02 AM by vt »

Was this at HOD-1? I have an appointment there today and the maid has been pretty decent so far. Not what you'd call chatty but perfectly efficient. My text arrived moments after the call ended and contains detailed directions. I'm not in for a fuckup am I?

Offline smiths

Was this at HOD-1? I have an appointment there today and the maid has been pretty decent so far. Not what you'd call chatty but perfectly efficient. My text arrived moments after the call ended and contains detailed directions. I'm not in for a fuckup am I?

The OP stated HOD1 in his review.

Offline fredpunter

Was this at HOD-1? I have an appointment there today and the maid has been pretty decent so far. Not what you'd call chatty but perfectly efficient. My text arrived moments after the call ended and contains detailed directions. I'm not in for a fuckup am I?

Possibly the maid has been encouraged to pull her socks up as a result of the review


Offline Malvolio

Persevere, Scarlet is a cracker...

I saw her before at the beginning of last year, and agree she's pretty good if you want a tall curvy woman.  Looks as if she works independently in central London most weeks, so I'll punt her again at some point.

Offline pumps

Possibly the maid has been encouraged to pull her socks up as a result of the review

Bingo.


Saw Kathleen there yesterday (https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=53696.0). I had no problems at all but I can see how they could come across poorly. They're ruthlessly efficient. Knock on the door came as I was putting my socks on. I reckon if you catch the maid on red flag day you could get jerked around easily enough.




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