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Offline adindas

What best strategy that works to walk away if you find a WG does not match the lady shown on the pictures/profile.

If you guys find that the WG that you are visiting do not match the profile and/or the pictures shown on the escort listing site what excuse do you normally use ? What best strategy that works to comfortably walk away.

What I normally do is that I print the picture which show their face along with their profile (or any pictures which best describe about her)
If I visit an escort and find it is not her, I will simply produce that picture and mention I called this babe a while ago using the number on this profile and just simply work away.

Quite often the case If she is different with the person shown in the profile but meet my criteria I do not mind to stay.

I am looking here a better strategy that could be used ....
« Last Edit: December 31, 2011, 10:08:50 AM by adindas »

Offline Matium

Simplest is always best:

Every WG knows that when she hears:

"I've left my wallet in the car"

that you won't be coming back.

Just say it and walk.

Offline AnthG

The wallet in the car does seem to be the best one.

I base this as I was in an appointment chatting with literally a gorgeous young 20something Escort and she had said she had the "left my wallet in the car" response before and she said she knew exactly what it meant as soon as he said it.

I even joked don't worry the guy must have been gay. But anyway it seems to be known code to every Escort for you are not what I am looking for, sorry, but bye.

So might as well use it.

Offline Fatbrian

I am just very honest,. On the one or two times I have gone to a parlour and I haven't fancied any of the ladies or I have liked the description but turned up and been disappointed,  I have been polite but simply said " thanks ever so much but. I don't think this is going to work, bye" and walked out.

Simply put, don't hand over the cash until you are sure you want to fuck the girl.

Offline adindas

Matium and AnthG. Thank you for your reply.
In my opinion this is very good strategy without hurting anyone that I have not thought before. if she is truly independent escort working for herself without an agent I think this is very good as it will not hurt anyone.

I have seen there is small drawback of this strategy when come to escorts working in a group or for an agent in the same premise. These escorts tend to help each other. So when the babe that we intend to meet is busy or wants to take a break after serving so many clients on that day, she tends to helps her colleagues who do not have client to meet us. Using the above strategy will mean that we will be missing opportunity to meet the actual babe.  I have seen when I tell them that I want to meet this lady by showing the picture but with neutral tone and politely, they might say to us to wait and come back later in one hour or so to meet the babe that we intend to meet.  But TBH it does not always work.

Also quite often that the place is managed/run by an agent. So when we are calling on that day we are actually not speaking directly with the lady but with a receptionist/dispatcher. It is the agent interest to optimize the occupancy rate of their escort and hence optimizing revenue. Therefore if the escort we intend to meet is  busy she will try to tell/divert it to other babe on that premise, hence optimize occupancy rate and revenue.

But certainly no strategy could work perfect we just need to use instinct what to use and when to use it …
« Last Edit: December 31, 2011, 11:16:35 AM by adindas »

Offline smiths

What best strategy that works to walk away if you find a WG does not match the lady shown on the pictures/profile.

If you guys find that the WG that you are visiting do not match the profile and/or the pictures shown on the escort listing site what excuse do you normally use ? What best strategy that works to comfortably walk away.

What I normally do is that I print the picture which show their face along with their profile (or any pictures which best describe about her)
If I visit an escort and find it is not her, I will simply produce that picture and mention I called this babe a while ago using the number on this profile and just simply work away.

Quite often the case If she is different with the person shown in the profile but meet my criteria I do not mind to stay.

I am looking here a better strategy that could be used ....


The wallet in the car is the classic, but i just say your not the WG in the picture and you have lied to me so i am leaving and walk away or out quickly. The worst thing that has happened to me is being sworn out and doors banging behind me.

Its highly unlikely anything more than a bit of verbal will occur so as i know that i put in into perspective, its no big thing. As i always have a plan B option available i just ring them and make my way to their place soon forgetting the liar i left behind, only to recall her when letting other punters know. This scenario hasnt happened for a long time to me though. The WG not looking like her pictures but definitely her is more common in my experience, and if i dont fancy the real her i am off.

Offline AnthG

but i just say your not the WG in the picture and you have lied to me so i am leaving and walk away or out quickly.
What I would suggest as an addition to this is I would say don't do this to agency girls.

The reason for this is they, more often than not, do not manage their profile pictures, its the agency. And it seems often agencies will chuck any old picture against a girls name even if it looks nothing like her.

So I am saying its not the girls fault if the agency pictures are not of her, and plus this would severely knock her confidence and it just seems a bit cruel if specificaly it is not her that was the liar in the first place. It was the guy at the agency who was working as the website creator.

Offline smiths

Matium and AnthG. Thank you for your reply.
In my opinion this is very good strategy without hurting anyone that I have not thought before. if she is truly independent escort working for herself without an agent I think this is very good as it will not hurt anyone.

I have seen there is small drawback of this strategy when come to escorts working in a group or for an agent in the same premise. These escorts tend to help each other. So when the babe that we intend to meet is busy or wants to take a break after serving so many clients on that day, she tends to helps her colleagues who do not have client to meet us. Using the above strategy will mean that we will be missing opportunity to meet the actual babe.  I have seen when I tell them that I want to meet this lady by showing the picture but with neutral tone and politely, they might say to us to wait and come back later in one hour or so to meet the babe that we intend to meet.  But TBH it does not always work.

Also quite often that the place is managed/run by an agent. So when we are calling on that day we are actually not speaking directly with the lady but with a receptionist/dispatcher. It is the agent interest to optimize the occupancy rate of their escort and hence optimizing revenue. Therefore if the escort we intend to meet is  busy she will try to tell/divert it to other babe on that premise, hence optimize occupancy rate and revenue.

But certainly no strategy could work perfect we just need to use instinct what to use and when to use it …

I experienced the same and the following in group flats where i had booked A and when i get their B opens the door and says she is much better than A, i then ask to see A who tells me she knows nothing about this booking as B pretended to be her when i booked. These WGs mainly EE have no loyalty or friendship with each other in many cases and will happily stitch their colleague/s up.

So this certainly needs to be borne in mind if going to such flats.


Offline smiths

What I would suggest as an addition to this is I would say don't do this to agency girls.

The reason for this is they, more often than not, do not manage their profile pictures, its the agency. And it seems often agencies will chuck any old picture against a girls name even if it looks nothing like her.

So I am saying its not the girls fault if the agency pictures are not of her, and plus this would severely knock her confidence and it just seems a bit cruel if specificaly it is not her that was the liar in the first place. It was the guy at the agency who was working as the website creator.

I dont use Agencies, far far too expensive in London, but if a WG is good and professional she should be aware and involved in selecting the photos the Agency she is working with are using. Those photos are luring punters in hopefully so its in her financial interests for her to be happy with them. She should be keeping her eye on them to ensure they are not changed without her knowledge. This consultation certainly occurs with WGs in Parlours in MK so a number have told me, so why not Agencies.

This scenario clearly doesnt happen with some/many Agencies who as you say chuck any old picture up though.

The irony is an Agency WG is self-employed and its supposed to be the case that the Agency is working for her, with her paying them an agreed cut of her fee. Under that basis it should be her telling them what pictures to use, if they dont attract enough punters, try some other pictures.

Offline mattylondon

What best strategy that works to walk away if you find a WG does not match the lady shown on the pictures/profile.



No grand strategy is required.

If you're really that unhappy, a quick 'sorry but I'm not going through with this, as your pictures do not match your profile', will do.

I've done it and feel no need to apologise, as they've got me interested by deception.

Obviously sometimes your dick rules you brain, but where I've definitely wanted to walk, I've done so.

If anybody should be apologising, it should be them, but few do.

Online James999

If anybody should be apologising, it should be them, but few do.

The only time you hear a pro$$ie apologise is when you hand over 5 £20's for a £90 fee, and hear her apologise that she has not got any change, and thus intends to keep the £10 as a tip  :hi:

Odd how despite dealing solely in cash they never seem to have any change around  :music:

Offline mattylondon

The only time you hear a pro$$ie apologise is when you hand over 5 £20's for a £90 fee, and hear her apologise that she has not got any change, and thus intends to keep the £10 as a tip  :hi:

Odd how despite dealing solely in cash they never seem to have any change around  :music:

I was tempted to punt one of these girls that listed her prices for 30 minutes as £59 or £69 and bring her exact change, including the four or 9 pound coins!  :D

It pisses me off when they price like that, but was wondering if anybody has had the bottle to do that?

Online James999

I was tempted to punt one of these girls that listed her prices for 30 minutes as £59 or £69 and bring her exact change, including the four or 9 pound coins!  :D

It pisses me off when they price like that, but was wondering if anybody has had the bottle to do that?

Yep, I paid a girl who was £99 exactly £99 had a great time as well  :D

Offline mattylondon

Yep, I paid a girl who was £99 exactly £99 had a great time as well  :D

Ah, I was correct in thinking you may have done!

There's somebody I have in mind, so I'll do exactly that just to see the look on her face!

Offline jackdaw

The wallet in the car wheeze ain't much use for outcalls. You can always... of course... use the "you're not the woman in the pictures' line.

But is there an equivalent (for outcalls) of the wallet excuse? (i.e. Something completely non confrontational.) I suppose you could just say "Sorry not expecting anybody, you must have wrong address"?

Offline adindas

Yes, I have experienced the same thing in the past. But in my cases just slightly different she did not mention that she is much better than A, but she said
 " I am the only one available at the moment" when I ask I want to meet XXX (the escort's name) and showing the picture she just mentioned she did not know anyone with that name.

In myopinion this could be true this '  `




You are right in some cases they are happily stitches their collegues.

I experienced the same and the following in group flats where i had booked A and when i get their B opens the door and says she is much better than A, i then ask to see A who tells me she knows nothing about this booking as B pretended to be her when i booked.

These WGs mainly EE have no loyalty or friendship with each other in many cases and will happily stitch their colleague/s up.

So this certainly needs to be borne in mind if going to such flats.

Offline adindas

Yes, I have experienced the similar thing quite a few times not just in this country but also in other countries. In my cases she did not mention that she is much better than A, but she said
 " I am the only one available at the moment" when I ask I want to meet XXX (the escort's name) and showing the picture. In some cases she might mention she did not know anyone with that name or she might also say  she is busy at the moment and ask us to call back when she will be ready.

In my opinion this could be true or not as it could happen that this is the fault of the agent for the following purpose:

1. The agent deliberately put the wrong pictures as a “bait and switch strategy ` In this case if I am not fancy her I just walk out and proceed to plan B. But again this is just about instinct as we will never know about this.

2. The agent wants to maximize occupancy rate of their escorts and certainly their bedrooms so when we make the phone call and the receptionist leads us the address she just ask whoever escort available in that premise at the moment to greet us in the door. 

In case 2 it might happen the escort that we intend to meet  is in there only the fact that she is busy at the moment. I have seen when I tell the escort who open the door  that I just want to meet the lady in the profile  with neutral tone and politely, she might say to us to wait and come back later in one hour. But TBH it does not always work. 

Is there any way to increase the chance meet the lady we intend to meet in that premise, assuming that she is in there, just being busy at the moment?


I experienced the same and the following in group flats where i had booked A and when i get their B opens the door and says she is much better than A, i then ask to see A who tells me she knows nothing about this booking as B pretended to be her when i booked. These WGs mainly EE have no loyalty or friendship with each other in many cases and will happily stitch their colleague/s up.

So this certainly needs to be borne in mind if going to such flats.
« Last Edit: January 01, 2012, 09:59:04 AM by adindas »

Offline adindas

I have punted quote a few escorts who quoted  £49 (for half hour), £59 or £69 for an hour.  But I have not tried yet paying the exact amount. But good to see how it is going when we pay the exact amount ..


I was tempted to punt one of these girls that listed her prices for 30 minutes as £59 or £69 and bring her exact change, including the four or 9 pound coins!  :D

It pisses me off when they price like that, but was wondering if anybody has had the bottle to do that?

Offline adindas


As previously mention this strategy work best for an indie escort working alone in her own flat. As it will not hurt anyone and I believe she alrady aware this common accuse.

But when come to escorts working in

1. a group of escort living together in the same premise.
2. a group or for an agent

In case 1. These escorts tend to help each other. So when the babe that we intend to meet is busy or wants to take a break after serving so many clients on that day, she tends to helps her colleagues who do not have client to meet us. Using the above strategy will mean that we will be missing opportunity to meet the actual babe.

I have seen when I tell them that I want to meet this lady by showing the picture but with neutral tone and politely, they might say to us to wait and come back later in one hour or so to meet the babe that we intend to meet.  But TBH it does not always work.

In case 2. The place is normally managed/run by an agent. So when we are calling on that day we are actually not speaking directly with the lady but with a receptionist/dispatcher. It is the agent interest to optimize the occupancy rate of their escort and hence optimizing revenue. Therefore if the escort we intend to meet is  busy she will try to tell/divert it to other babe on that premise, hence optimize occupancy rate and revenue.

What I have also seen is that when I tell them that I want to meet this lady by showing the picture but with neutral tone and politely, they might say to us to wait and come back later in one hour or so to meet the babe that we intend to meet.  But TBH it does not always work.

IS there anyway to increase the chance to meet the actual lady in the above situation?



The wallet in the car wheeze ain't much use for outcalls. You can always... of course... use the "you're not the woman in the pictures' line.

Offline adindas

Lol, it happens to me in a few occasions. not just in this countries but also in other countries. In Prague Czech republic for instance quite often and indie quote, say 1200CZK or 1300CZK when you hand in cash of 1500CZK often you will not get the change back as they will consider the change as a tip.. I learn it and now when I visit an indie, I will prepare an exact amount before the visit.

I am aware quite often it is difficult to get an exact amount of cash. But I always try to get a small denomination of the banknotes when purchasing merchandisers /stuffs.

Also insisting on getting the change might be reflected back by her providing a bad service.


The only time you hear a pro$$ie apologise is when you hand over 5 £20's for a £90 fee, and hear her apologise that she has not got any change, and thus intends to keep the £10 as a tip  :hi:

Odd how despite dealing solely in cash they never seem to have any change around  :music:

Offline smiths

Yes, I have experienced the similar thing quite a few times not just in this country but also in other countries. In my cases she did not mention that she is much better than A, but she said
 " I am the only one available at the moment" when I ask I want to meet XXX (the escort's name) and showing the picture. In some cases she might mention she did not know anyone with that name or she might also say  she is busy at the moment and ask us to call back when she will be ready.

In my opinion this could be true or not as it could happen that this is the fault of the agent for the following purpose:

1. The agent deliberately put the wrong pictures as a “bait and switch strategy ` In this case if I am not fancy her I just walk out and proceed to plan B. But again this is just about instinct as we will never know about this.

2. The agent wants to maximize occupancy rate of their escorts and certainly their bedrooms so when we make the phone call and the receptionist leads us the address she just ask whoever escort available in that premise at the moment to greet us in the door. 

In case 2 it might happen the escort that we intend to meet  is in there only the fact that she is busy at the moment. I have seen when I tell the escort who open the door  that I just want to meet the lady in the profile  with neutral tone and politely, she might say to us to wait and come back later in one hour. But TBH it does not always work. 

Is there any way to increase the chance meet the lady we intend to meet in that premise, assuming that she is in there, just being busy at the moment?

The WG i had booked was always in the flat in my experiences, as i said on occassion she wasnt aware of my booking. I wouldnt accept getting fobbed off with another WG or waiting for more than a few minutes, i was their at the agreed time.

Offline smiths

As previously mention this strategy work best for an indie escort working alone in her own flat. As it will not hurt anyone and I believe she alrady aware this common accuse.

But when come to escorts working in

1. a group of escort living together in the same premise.
2. a group or for an agent

In case 1. These escorts tend to help each other. So when the babe that we intend to meet is busy or wants to take a break after serving so many clients on that day, she tends to helps her colleagues who do not have client to meet us. Using the above strategy will mean that we will be missing opportunity to meet the actual babe.

I have seen when I tell them that I want to meet this lady by showing the picture but with neutral tone and politely, they might say to us to wait and come back later in one hour or so to meet the babe that we intend to meet.  But TBH it does not always work.

In case 2. The place is normally managed/run by an agent. So when we are calling on that day we are actually not speaking directly with the lady but with a receptionist/dispatcher. It is the agent interest to optimize the occupancy rate of their escort and hence optimizing revenue. Therefore if the escort we intend to meet is  busy she will try to tell/divert it to other babe on that premise, hence optimize occupancy rate and revenue.

What I have also seen is that when I tell them that I want to meet this lady by showing the picture but with neutral tone and politely, they might say to us to wait and come back later in one hour or so to meet the babe that we intend to meet.  But TBH it does not always work.

IS there anyway to increase the chance to meet the actual lady in the above situation?

The tone, style and content of your posts is very familiar to me. I have read a punter posting about these receptionists who answer the phone before. A punter called Dreamweaverman on auto-censored was the guy, are you him? How did you come across this in-depth knowledge and insight?

In my experiences i know from the voice that its either the WG or the colleague in the same flat who has answered the phone to me. Seeing as i meet them in person usually same day i can tell quite easily.


Offline adindas

The tone, style and content of your posts is very familiar to me. I have read a punter posting about these receptionists who answer the phone before.[i] A punter called Dreamweaverman on auto-censored was the guy, are you him[/i]?

No mate I am not him

How did you come across this in-depth knowledge and insight?

Like many of you here, I am also an experience punter I have been punting for about ten years now. I have got bad and good experience but I learn it. I also get knowledge from other punters.

In the past I just read and take other people knowledge without contributing to the society. I realize that this bad and it is time to contribute. At the end we all be benefiting from a better punting environment.

In my experiences i know from the voice that its either the WG or the colleague in the same flat who has answered the phone to me. Seeing as i meet them in person usually same day i can tell quite easily.

Based on my own experience, I could just echo this for a group of escorts / friends working in the same premise.
« Last Edit: January 01, 2012, 03:26:08 PM by adindas »

Offline spz1234

I learn it and now when I visit an indie, I will prepare an exact amount before the visit.


I would have thought that this was common sense. I always have the exact money in one half of my wallet so I can hand it over without any fuss.

Offline Jerboa

If you don't like the look of the girl, or the photos are fake walk away, no need for any excuse.

If It's the wrong girl It could be her colleague trying to steal her bookings, or just helping lighten the load, In that case asking to see girl A and not taking no for an answer.


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