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Author Topic: Punting Deserts - tumbleweed towns  (Read 3004 times)

Offline anyfucker

I'm in London and sometimes have to extend my search as far as four miles when using some other parameters (e.g. age) to bring up 100 WGs.
Life's hard  :rolleyes:

Offline johnnyboy61

I'm in London and sometimes have to extend my search as far as four miles when using some other parameters (e.g. age) to bring up 100 WGs.
Life's hard  :rolleyes:
Yes but finding one who delivers on her likes list is not easy. Too many fraudulent pimped Romanians and not enough honest independents around the London scene.
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Offline Zeusthedoc

Yes but finding one who delivers on her likes list is not easy. Too many fraudulent pimped Romanians and not enough honest independents around the London scene.

Exactly - and if you live in say: North London and wish to punt with an EE in somewhere as far away as East London all of 15miles. Scratch that, if you live in a borough in North London and wish to punt 10 miles away, and you wanna drive....give yourself 30/40 mins travel time!

Offline plow.

I think the WG's choose to base themselves in the cities as that is where they get most business. So if you are not in a city, chances are it will be a tumbleweed town.

Offline Zeusthedoc

yeah, but even then - I think there tend to be spot within cities that are more / less likely to attract WG to use sites for punting purposes. It's nice when the punt has happened on a route that I can drive past at will - without making it look like i'm driving a weird route to anywhere.

Offline mf_1101

I got to say geographically I am quite fortunate for this hobby, got Coventry, Milton Keynes, Northampton all half an hour away, and Leicester up the M1 in 45 mins. I have not even tried Banbury + Rugby similar sort of travel times.

Offline willmo1

You should try Norwich. Unless you have a penchant for EE girls passing through in Sergei's ancient BMW or prossies who never seem to be available or complete swamp donkey it's a fucking nightmare.

Tell me about it.  :thumbsdown:

5 years of happy punting and I end up here. Thank fuck london is in reach.
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Offline Ben4454

For me its about a 20 minute drive. For a decent working girl probably about 40 min drive.
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Offline freddiej

I got to say geographically I am quite fortunate for this hobby, got Coventry, Milton Keynes, Northampton all half an hour away, and Leicester up the M1 in 45 mins. I have not even tried Banbury + Rugby similar sort of travel times.

I'm not that dissimilar, just add in Birmingham. Unfortunately I'm also under pressure to move to a punting desert. Life as I know it will be over.

What's a bloke to do?

I think the WG's choose to base themselves in the cities as that is where they get most business. So if you are not in a city, chances are it will be a tumbleweed town.

Which is bizarre as the town where I live there are massive conferences every week yet there are only 2 WG's with positive feedback. Can only thing guys on trips book agency outcalls to their hotels. But at the same thing it is a good thing, I'd hate to turn up and see someone I know or be seen going somewhere I'm not normally going.

Shetland. Its an overnight ferry or a flight to  get a WG. Even then, Aberdeen isn't exactly an oasis.

wow. must make it particularly galling when you get there and they cancel. Have you ever had an outcall?

ATTENTION ALL HOOKERS - move to the Shetland Isles for complete market domination!!

Online Marmalade

wow. must make it particularly galling when you get there and they cancel. Have you ever had an outcall?

ATTENTION ALL HOOKERS - move to the Shetland Isles for complete market domination!!
But apparently one did and found her phone a tad dusty . . .
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2295119/Call-girls-plans-start-escort-service-tiny-Shetland-Islands-scrapped-lack-business.html

probably quicker swimming to Bergen  :D
http://wikitravel.org/en/Talk:Bergen#Prostitution

Offline Aspen

Shetland. Its an overnight ferry or a flight to  get a WG. Even then, Aberdeen isn't exactly an oasis. Better than a kick to the nadgers, but not by much.

Know the feeling. I've spent a fair bit of time in Norway and Sweden recently and there's nothing at all in the smaller places, plus the added hazards. Their so-called model, is actually quite effective.
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Online Marmalade

Know the feeling. I've spent a fair bit of time in Norway and Sweden recently and there's nothing at all in the smaller places, plus the added hazards. Their so-called model, is actually quite effective.
There's nothing in the smaller places in most countries. Most studies I've seen suggest their model is nasty dangerous and ineffective though naturally the abolitionists say wow it's working. Some of these ho's look worth a feel up their fannies... http://www.escort-norway.com/101/hordaland/bergen-district.html though it wouldn't be my first choice.

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Offline Aspen

There's nothing in the smaller places in most countries. Most studies I've seen suggest their model is nasty dangerous and ineffective though naturally the abolitionists say wow it's working. Some of these ho's look worth a feel up their fannies... http://www.escort-norway.com/101/hordaland/bergen-district.html though it wouldn't be my first choice.

The Scandinavian websites like that are full of cons, just like they are here. They look good in the pics, but most are nothing like. I wouldn't touch them with yours. You are at an immediate disadvantage language-wise. It used to be that small ads were the way to go, but they have evaporated.

Agreed about small places in most countries. Even worse now though.
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Offline Aspen

The wow it's working link is interesting. Trust the Romanian to like the customers being scared.

My experience of Finland is that it's different there. For a start there are very few locals, but many from Estonia that pretend to be Finnish though they try at first to deny it to foreigners. Those that are not are Russian or other EE. It's futile looking there, but for different reasons. I don't think the authorities and police anywhere give a stuff about the welfare of the women, they just try to get the crime figures looking better. Prostitutes and their clients are all just scum to them.



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Offline Taggart

As another poster said, the East Midlands has become a rubbish area.

Every search on AW brings up the clutch of Romanian no-hopers and rip-off skanks working in Leicester, Derby, Nottingham and Lincoln - and I willl never book a Romanian.  Looking at smaller places, Mansfield, Hinckley, Sleaford, Grantham and Newark, seems to be another collection of miscellaneous EE prossies or women with static feedback suggesting to me they are not working.

The whole area - and it's a big area - needs more girls of the ilk of Holly Golightly, Little Honey Jessica, Amber Ryder and Diamond in the Ruff (Vicki).

We are well into the year, and I've had just three punts, one in London, one girl touring Nottingham and one based in Nottingham. And I cant be arsed to travel, as sometime trying to mix business with pleasure is fraught with problems, and in several cases, I'd have had to cancel, and risk being labelled a timewaster.

Doesn't bode well, for punts in the next 3 months, as the quality on AW is on a massive slide.

Online Marmalade


Every search on AW brings up the clutch of Romanian no-hopers and rip-off skanks working in Leicester, Derby, Nottingham and Lincoln - and I willl never book a Romanian.
Doesn't bode well, for punts in the next 3 months, as the quality on AW is on a massive slide.

To be fair to AW, I think they know it's a problem. While they may have some conflict of interest -- they are a business after all -- it looks like they have tried bringing in quite a few measures without appearing to apply a racist card. Admittedly these have had only varying degrees of success even with special verifying procedures for "certain European countries", and displaying a skank's origin in many cases above the "Member since" details. Many well-organised rip-off skanks find ways round this as we know.

The latest effort is in the search options. Under "interviews" you can select "non-EU" which helps a bit, though it means a separate search for instance to include Latinos. Some prossies declare their nationality, which can also be entered as a search term, though in the greatest part of the UK you would have to search once for "English" and again for "Scottish."
 :D

A trick is to save your search settings from the link at the top of the search results, then whip through several of your "saved searches" from the menu bar.

Good luck!  :cool:

What about Little Honey Jessica in Peterborough...

https://www.adultwork.com/1659559 or https://www.adultwork.com/littlehoneyjessica

Although in many ways i am spoilt for choice i've found nothing like
this in central london(English, slim,good service, vfm)


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Offline plow.

Cities, right? Just gotta live within 30 mins of a city or two and you're golden.

I live in Middlesbrough and it seems I have to travel for almost 2 hours by public transport to Newcastle for a decent punt (which I haven't done yet).

What puts me off is the fact that I don't know my way around Newcastle, so I'm going to look suspicious and that I'd hate to do all that travelling just to get a cancellation text when I arrive.

Online cueball

I'd hate to do all that travelling just to get a cancellation text when I arrive.

We've all had that bud, it's part of the game we play. Coming on here and gleaning good info cuts that down though.

I live in Middlesbrough and it seems I have to travel for almost 2 hours by public transport to Newcastle for a decent punt (which I haven't done yet).

What puts me off is the fact that I don't know my way around Newcastle, so I'm going to look suspicious and that I'd hate to do all that travelling just to get a cancellation text when I arrive.
With that travel be wise to have a plan B & C  :hi:

I live in Middlesbrough and it seems I have to travel for almost 2 hours by public transport to Newcastle for a decent punt (which I haven't done yet).

What puts me off is the fact that I don't know my way around Newcastle, so I'm going to look suspicious and that I'd hate to do all that travelling just to get a cancellation text when I arrive.

In addition to cueball's advice you'd do well to go armed with contact details of a few other girls for plans b, c, d in case plan a falls through, especially if you're investing good time and money in getting to your chosen punt venue. Alternatively have some other non-punting activity as a backup if you don't relish the idea of trying to arrange a plan b,c,d punt on the hoof.

I can't  recommend a  back up punt, as these also tend to be second rate, and then you end up regretting that choice.

I have been blown out on a couple of punts, and tried deploying the back up plan, but only once out of three times has it worked out OK.

I sympathise with all the planning etc, that has gone into the punt, but then it doesn't workout, its a real  bummer, but  thats the risk of  punting, funny,, it can be just like civvie  street!


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