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SirFrank

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Following on from redkettles best thing thread, what's the worst thing a WG has said to you? When it comes to shagging, I'm normally like a white British 100m sprinter - ie I normally come last. I have however let myself down a few times, oddly enough it's usually with girls that I don't find hot. About 1-2 years ago, I'd literally just slipped my cock into the tunnel of love when I blew my nuts - I'm talking 2 jerks and a squirt and she said, fuck have you come already? Ah fuck the shame. Totally gutted.

Siadwel

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'Oh, it's gone all soft. Again.'

Offline JamesCollins

i got called an ugly twatfuck the other week

she had a point

Offline Ali Katt

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"I do kiss, but not with you".

"I'm disgusted that you can even suggest CIM (or talk about it); I'm not even submissive so don't touch me" - What a cunt! The other one wasn't so bad.

Offline cueball

"No, no kissing"
"Stop, no fingers inside"
"It keeps leaking pre cum, I can't suck that"
"You've got my number, just drop me a text next time you want to come round"

All from the same lass, I didn't need the number ever again.

yorkshire123

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Same quote from the best thing thread for me

I'm starving, fancy a bacon butty.

She burnt it & I had heartburn for fucking hours, what is it with women & the inability to cook bacon  :unknown:

Jimmybob

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I'm retiring. You dont need to call me again  :unknown:

DG

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My period is just starting  :vomit:

Offline foreverchanges

"Next time you see me I'll let you shit on my face if you like!"

That isn't a typing error I hasten to add. :vomit:

spkmstr48

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The Romanian mantra:

"Have you cum yet, hurry up and cum" wait 15 seconds then repeat.

They don't get it do they? Nothing more likely to stop me from cumming than that shit.

Combined with wanting to get you in their pussy asap, all they achieve is getting fucked for the entire duration of the punt. "Fine by me but you ain't half gonna be sore by the end of the day if you do this 10 x a day luv."

spkmstr48

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"Next time we'll do all the stuff you mentioned"

Not sure which thread that one belongs in?

Offline Jamboney

I'd literally just slipped my cock into the tunnel of love when I blew my nuts - I'm talking 2 jerks and a squirt and she said, fuck have you come already?

This happened to me last year, and then after 15 or so mins of chat she started sucking me off to get me hard again... nothing happened. Then she said "what's wrong with you" fuck me talk about being shot down. Took me weeks to get over that!

jcdmj12

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The Romanian mantra:

"Have you cum yet, hurry up and cum" wait 15 seconds then repeat.

They don't get it do they? Nothing more likely to stop me from cumming than that shit.

Combined with wanting to get you in their pussy asap, all they achieve is getting fucked for the entire duration of the punt. "Fine by me but you ain't half gonna be sore by the end of the day if you do this 10 x a day luv."

Yes - one punt:

"You want touch pussy?  Twenty pounds"
"No kiss tits.  Kiss tits, twenty pounds"

By that stage I was actually laughing whilst fucking her, it was that silly.

Flunt

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That's an extra £££

You too big for anal!

I just answer this one...

Could we rearrange for tomorrow hun?

It happens all the time...

Offline nike

I don't go on top and no doggy to start and I don't like fingers inside.
when trying to suck her titties, the're already erect, they don't need any help from u. Never been back to see either WG again.

Offline nigel4498

My period is just starting  :vomit:
'Shit, my period has started,' when I pulled out and the condom was covered in blood.  :vomit:

MrBridger

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'Ooh you've made me cum you naughty boy'. Not only did I not believe it but I'm 48 years old FFS and I don't want to be patronised by a woman who claims to be 20 years younger than me (but in reality maybe 10 years younger).

MrBridger

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'Shit, my period has started,' when I pulled out and the condom was covered in blood.  :vomit:

Each to their own - some people would pay extra for that (only sick bastards obviously, but even so...).

Offline punk

Looks at watch and says

"Have you finished?"

lancspunter

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"No, no kissing"
"Stop, no fingers inside"
"It keeps leaking pre cum, I can't suck that"
"You've got my number, just drop me a text next time you want to come round"

All from the same lass, I didn't need the number ever again.

I think I must have booked the same girl!

Offline anonyorks

"oh have you cum?"

"you have a wedding ring you evil man!"



spkmstr48

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"you have a wedding ring you evil man!"

At least that one has an obvious comeback line

"you're selling your body you evil girl"

Actually, I'd love a punt to start with those two lines

Offline OakTree

"I do kiss, but not with you".


That's got to be the best yet.  :lol:

Sqn Ldr Brown Wings

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" you are a really nice man"
No i am not i am a married man fucking you a prostitute

Offline BillyBackDoor

Cute Romainian, shit attitude, trying (NOT) to get me hard at start of nightmare punt.

"It's really small"

It got smaller.

spkmstr48

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" you are a really nice man"
No i am not i am a married man fucking you a prostitute

Yeah, had that one, daft total misunderstanding of the situation. When it happened to me it was right at the beginning of the punt! How the hell can she assume that?

There are girls who are very good at suspending the disbelief but that's not how to do it! :dash:

yorkshire123

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Just remembered another one.....

Prossie looks up at me whilst sucking my cock & says "I could suck your cock all day"
To some it may seem a compliment but I know exactly what she meant  :(

raylondoner

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(WG, upon opening the door) ''Dad, does mum know you're here''?

OK, imagination running wild on many fronts, but I wonder if this has ever happened in this great big universe?  ;)

spkmstr48

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(WG, upon opening the door) ''Dad, does mum know you're here''?

OK, imagination running wild on many fronts, but I wonder if this has ever happened in this great big universe?  ;)

I'm sure it does, would be gobsmacked if anyone admitted it though.

squeezebox

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After a  perfunctory welcome kiss, "are you sure you won't have a heart attack?"

(I did have to climb 6 flights of stairs as the lift was out of order)

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Did respond with.. "can't think of a better way to go"

Offline Trevor12

(WG, upon opening the door) ''Dad, does mum know you're here''?

OK, imagination running wild on many fronts, but I wonder if this has ever happened in this great big universe?  ;)

I'm sure it does, would be gobsmacked if anyone admitted it though.

External Link/Members Only

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I'm sure that link was posted on here recently, but can't find the original post.

ClarkeOfTheCourse

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"I'm really sore after being pounded for 4 hours"

You accepted the booking, not my problem

Offline Sonny Crockett

Being called an "arsehole" when I had to cancel a booking. VERY INSULTING!!!!!

Offline philipsfrog

One WG said I looked underage, I offered to show id but said it's ok. Also called me wolfboy during sex because I have hairy birthmark.

Offline Qwerty

"You going to lick me now?" as the aroma of old fish wafted up from the rolls of fat down below

Perils of clever photography, or I wouldn't have booked in the first place

justfornow

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1. Message received 30 minutes before the meeting starts:

"Can you do [insert day] instead ?"

2. I'm fucking her in mish jackhammer style i'm about to finish and alarm goes off:

"You got 5 minutes left."

The focus i had to generate at the time to finish was insane :)
Although i hated it when she said it, I did finish and all in all it was a good punt taking the rest of the meeting in to account. :D

Offline Boundless

Worst thing ever said - Nothing!
This after driving 50 miles, parking up at the end of the road and texting "I'm here"


That night got a grovelling apologetic text saying she'd lost her phone.
Yeah, whatever love, just fuck off!

Offline Turtle Z

Recently my masseur who had given me both HJ's and BJ's over a period of time said that she wouldn't dream about going out with any bloke who had 'extras' with their massage. She doesn't actually fuck for money but saw herself as a cut above both me and other WG's who provide full sex. I found her comments insulting enough to never ever go back. Cheeky cow!

spkmstr48

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Recently my masseur who had given me both HJ's and BJ's over a period of time said that she wouldn't dream about going out with any bloke who had 'extras' with their massage. She doesn't actually fuck for money but saw herself as a cut above both me and other WG's who provide full sex. I found her comments insulting enough to never ever go back. Cheeky cow!

Customer relations skills not her strong point then.  :lol:

 :drinks: :diablo: :lol:

Loki

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"I'll call you when I'm back in the area"





eh, no you fucking won't - don't ever call me, or text.

 :dash: :dash: :dash:


new SIM card was purchased that day...  :dance:

Offline Turtle Z

Customer relations skills not her strong point then.  :lol:

 :drinks: :diablo: :lol:

She got a little too comfortable with the repeat business didn't she.

spkmstr48

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She got a little too comfortable with the repeat business didn't she.

Then did a "Ratner"

 :drinks: :diablo: :lol:

godhomer

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Many years ago on a punt with a street wg (my first ever punt when a young nervous lad) she pulls trousers down and my cock was still soft and she says to me " who are you hoping to please with that" i just replied "me you bitch."
My only punt until i started again recently.

Offline BadT

'I never let anyone fuck me for more than 15 minutes'

Said by an agency girl during my punting infancy. Lessons like that stick in the mind...

spkmstr48

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'I never let anyone fuck me for more than 15 minutes'

Said by an agency girl during my punting infancy. Lessons like that stick in the mind...

An obvious response springs to mind.

"That's good because I never pay a slut for more than 15 minutes.

 :drinks: :diablo: :lol:

Offline MeesterNeek

Having "macked " me up, guided into position, FK'd and ready to get going

"is it still in?"

 :scare:

Offline BadT

An obvious response springs to mind.

"That's good because I never pay a slut for more than 15 minutes.

 :drinks: :diablo: :lol:

Wish Id thought of that at the time!  :drinks:

Offline Horizontal pleasures

You look old enough to be my grandfather.

I suppose she was correct.

Offline flybynightpm

"You only ever come once don't you" ... sadly so darling... still preys on my mind now...  said by a disappointed Romanian who was expecting more...
« Last Edit: May 17, 2015, 12:03:31 am by flybynightpm »

Offline freddiej

You look old enough to be my grandfather.

I suppose she was correct.

Ouch! This might happen to me anytime soon.