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Author Topic: Worst thing ever said to you by a WG  (Read 7238 times)

Offline spkmstr48

" you are a really nice man"
No i am not i am a married man fucking you a prostitute

Yeah, had that one, daft total misunderstanding of the situation. When it happened to me it was right at the beginning of the punt! How the hell can she assume that?

There are girls who are very good at suspending the disbelief but that's not how to do it! :dash:
Banning reason: Prossie fanboy

Offline yorkshire123

Just remembered another one.....

Prossie looks up at me whilst sucking my cock & says "I could suck your cock all day"
To some it may seem a compliment but I know exactly what she meant  :(
Banning reason: Making false malicious allegations against admin

Offline raylondoner

(WG, upon opening the door) ''Dad, does mum know you're here''?

OK, imagination running wild on many fronts, but I wonder if this has ever happened in this great big universe?  ;)

Offline spkmstr48

(WG, upon opening the door) ''Dad, does mum know you're here''?

OK, imagination running wild on many fronts, but I wonder if this has ever happened in this great big universe?  ;)

I'm sure it does, would be gobsmacked if anyone admitted it though.
Banning reason: Prossie fanboy

After a  perfunctory welcome kiss, "are you sure you won't have a heart attack?"

(I did have to climb 6 flights of stairs as the lift was out of order)



Did respond with.. "can't think of a better way to go"

Offline Trevor12

(WG, upon opening the door) ''Dad, does mum know you're here''?

OK, imagination running wild on many fronts, but I wonder if this has ever happened in this great big universe?  ;)

I'm sure it does, would be gobsmacked if anyone admitted it though.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/man-hires-prostitute---and-his-daughter-94578

^
I'm sure that link was posted on here recently, but can't find the original post.

"I'm really sore after being pounded for 4 hours"

You accepted the booking, not my problem

Offline Sonny Crockett

Being called an "arsehole" when I had to cancel a booking. VERY INSULTING!!!!!
Banning reason: Troll

One WG said I looked underage, I offered to show id but said it's ok. Also called me wolfboy during sex because I have hairy birthmark.

Offline Qwerty

"You going to lick me now?" as the aroma of old fish wafted up from the rolls of fat down below

Perils of clever photography, or I wouldn't have booked in the first place

1. Message received 30 minutes before the meeting starts:

"Can you do [insert day] instead ?"

2. I'm fucking her in mish jackhammer style i'm about to finish and alarm goes off:

"You got 5 minutes left."

The focus i had to generate at the time to finish was insane :)
Although i hated it when she said it, I did finish and all in all it was a good punt taking the rest of the meeting in to account. :D

Offline sam55

Worst thing ever said - Nothing!
This after driving 50 miles, parking up at the end of the road and texting "I'm here"


That night got a grovelling apologetic text saying she'd lost her phone.
Yeah, whatever love, just fuck off!

Online Turtle Z

Recently my masseur who had given me both HJ's and BJ's over a period of time said that she wouldn't dream about going out with any bloke who had 'extras' with their massage. She doesn't actually fuck for money but saw herself as a cut above both me and other WG's who provide full sex. I found her comments insulting enough to never ever go back. Cheeky cow!

Offline spkmstr48

Recently my masseur who had given me both HJ's and BJ's over a period of time said that she wouldn't dream about going out with any bloke who had 'extras' with their massage. She doesn't actually fuck for money but saw herself as a cut above both me and other WG's who provide full sex. I found her comments insulting enough to never ever go back. Cheeky cow!

Customer relations skills not her strong point then.  :lol:

 :drinks: :diablo: :lol:
Banning reason: Prossie fanboy

Offline Loki

"I'll call you when I'm back in the area"





eh, no you fucking won't - don't ever call me, or text.

 :dash: :dash: :dash:


new SIM card was purchased that day...  :dance:

Online Turtle Z

Customer relations skills not her strong point then.  :lol:

 :drinks: :diablo: :lol:

She got a little too comfortable with the repeat business didn't she.

Offline spkmstr48

She got a little too comfortable with the repeat business didn't she.

Then did a "Ratner"

 :drinks: :diablo: :lol:
Banning reason: Prossie fanboy

Offline godhomer

Many years ago on a punt with a street wg (my first ever punt when a young nervous lad) she pulls trousers down and my cock was still soft and she says to me " who are you hoping to please with that" i just replied "me you bitch."
My only punt until i started again recently.

Offline BadT

'I never let anyone fuck me for more than 15 minutes'

Said by an agency girl during my punting infancy. Lessons like that stick in the mind...

Offline spkmstr48

'I never let anyone fuck me for more than 15 minutes'

Said by an agency girl during my punting infancy. Lessons like that stick in the mind...

An obvious response springs to mind.

"That's good because I never pay a slut for more than 15 minutes.

 :drinks: :diablo: :lol:
Banning reason: Prossie fanboy

Having "macked " me up, guided into position, FK'd and ready to get going

"is it still in?"

 :scare:

Offline BadT

An obvious response springs to mind.

"That's good because I never pay a slut for more than 15 minutes.

 :drinks: :diablo: :lol:

Wish Id thought of that at the time!  :drinks:

You look old enough to be my grandfather.

I suppose she was correct.

"You only ever come once don't you" ... sadly so darling... still preys on my mind now...  said by a disappointed Romanian who was expecting more...
« Last Edit: May 17, 2015, 12:03:31 AM by flybynightpm »

Offline freddiej

You look old enough to be my grandfather.

I suppose she was correct.

Ouch! This might happen to me anytime soon.


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