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Offline Horizontal pleasures

« on: April 05, 2015, 03:38:31 pm »
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You do not have to be a Poirot to find her.
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SirFrank

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« Reply #1 on: April 05, 2015, 03:48:08 pm »
Rita Oral

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Changes her name more often than my wife changes her shoes. She's now something else

Offline muffherwell91

« Reply #2 on: April 05, 2015, 04:02:28 pm »
Quote from: SirFrank on April 05, 2015, 03:48:08 pm
Rita Oral

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Changes her name more often than my wife changes her shoes. She's now something else
Rita Oral is a belter and she should have kept it. As you can tell by my own name I love my puns.

Offline Horizontal pleasures

« Reply #3 on: April 05, 2015, 04:05:41 pm »
Quote from: SirFrank on April 05, 2015, 03:48:08 pm
Rita Oral

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Changes her name more often than my wife changes her shoes. She's now something else

Rita Oral sounds like a brand of toothpaste, which is better than Welsh Amber - not a joke at all.
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Offline ForrestGump

« Reply #4 on: April 05, 2015, 04:09:12 pm »
Quote from: Horizontal pleasures on April 05, 2015, 04:05:41 pm
Rita Oral sounds like a brand of toothpaste, which is better than Welsh Amber - not a joke at all.
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Hp, I'm guessing she meant it to be a porn style variation of the name Rita Ora.

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Offline Kerosene

« Reply #5 on: April 05, 2015, 04:09:57 pm »
I don't know if anyone is using it, but Jacqui Bukkake is too good a name not to be used.

Offline muffherwell91

« Reply #6 on: April 05, 2015, 04:13:21 pm »
I would pay top dollar for Rita Ora to give me some Rita Oral.  :cool:
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Offline Kingy28

« Reply #7 on: April 05, 2015, 04:17:03 pm »
Quote from: Kerosene on April 05, 2015, 04:09:57 pm
I don't know if anyone is using it, but Jacqui Bukkake is too good a name not to be used.

That would make a brilliant www name

Offline muffherwell91

« Reply #8 on: April 05, 2015, 04:22:42 pm »
Any Irish WG use the name Miss O’Nary.  :)
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Offline nigel4498

« Reply #9 on: April 05, 2015, 11:58:41 pm »
Quote from: muffherwell91 on April 05, 2015, 04:22:42 pm
Any Irish WG use the name Miss O’Nary.  :)
Nun that I know of.

Offline Steely Dan

« Reply #10 on: April 06, 2015, 03:38:44 pm »
I wont say the name of this German sports woman.  Gotta watch this clip.
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Offline jambogaz

« Reply #11 on: April 06, 2015, 05:47:02 pm »
Seen a Vivastreet one a while back called The Sausage Inspector, that surely takes some beating.

Offline Horizontal pleasures

« Reply #12 on: April 06, 2015, 05:59:22 pm »
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=46723.0

Glasgow City Centre, Glasgow Independent Escort : The Sausage Inspector
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Offline ForrestGump

« Reply #13 on: April 06, 2015, 05:59:54 pm »
Fine looking girl but Caramel Pussy is odd choice of name. Unless, of course, her pussy really does taste of caramel.  :P

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« Reply #14 on: April 06, 2015, 06:09:00 pm »
after a punt you can call me drew peacock  :rolleyes:

Siadwel

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« Reply #15 on: April 06, 2015, 06:52:48 pm »
Quote from: ForrestGump on April 06, 2015, 05:59:54 pm
Fine looking girl but Caramel Pussy is odd choice of name. Unless, of course, her pussy really does taste of caramel.  :P

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Fuck me.

 Very fine. Well found, FG, straight on the HL. Don't know if I'll TOFTT though.

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Offline ForrestGump

« Reply #16 on: April 06, 2015, 07:03:32 pm »
Quote from: Siadwel on April 06, 2015, 06:52:48 pm
Fuck me.

 Very fine. Well found, FG, straight on the HL. Don't know if I'll TOFTT though.

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The sceptic in me says 110 p/h for an outcall with a girl that fine looking seems tgtbt imo. But if I'm wrong...

Siadwel

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« Reply #17 on: April 06, 2015, 07:07:49 pm »
Quote from: ForrestGump on April 06, 2015, 07:03:32 pm
The sceptic in me says 110 p/h for an outcall with a girl that fine looking seems tgtbt imo. But if I'm wrong...

Fuck.  :dash:

Was so carried away by the body and the face, I didn't read the Outcalls/Incalls bit.

Possibly the shortest ever stay on my HL.

How disappointing. Someone ought to have a word with her to get her own place.

Offline SmackmaBitchUp

« Reply #18 on: April 06, 2015, 07:22:31 pm »
She's left X Factor and gone back to her old name... Thinks she can hide by going blonde! On my HL  :rose:

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Offline Herges Adventures

« Reply #19 on: April 06, 2015, 08:25:54 pm »
This name takes some beating :

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Does what it says on the tin?  :sarcastic:

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« Reply #20 on: April 06, 2015, 08:36:32 pm »
Quote from: Horizontal pleasures on April 05, 2015, 03:38:31 pm
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You do not have to be a Poirot to find her.
Agatha Christie

What a stupid cunt, how would that name appeal to anybody?

Offline Horizontal pleasures

« Reply #21 on: April 06, 2015, 10:31:33 pm »
Quote from: raylondoner on April 06, 2015, 08:36:32 pm
What a stupid cunt, how would that name appeal to anybody?

which is what made me start this thread, it is a silly daft name. But presumably she does not think so.

SirFrank

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« Reply #22 on: April 06, 2015, 11:04:59 pm »
I'd love to punt with a girl called titty shitty bang bang. If that profile ever pops up on AW please pm me

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« Reply #23 on: April 07, 2015, 12:07:51 am »
Quote from: raylondoner on April 06, 2015, 08:36:32 pm
What a stupid cunt, how would that name appeal to anybody?

Agreed. It's a mystery to me!

Offline Corus Boy

« Reply #24 on: April 07, 2015, 11:18:53 am »
Quote from: ForrestGump on April 06, 2015, 05:59:54 pm

Fine looking girl but Caramel Pussy is odd choice of name. Unless, of course, her pussy really does taste of caramel.  :P

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Maybe it is the legendary Mars Bar you get to taste?  :drinks:

Offline Corus Boy

« Reply #25 on: April 07, 2015, 11:22:44 am »
Quote from: raylondoner on April 06, 2015, 08:36:32 pm

What a stupid cunt, how would that name appeal to anybody?


Don't know but it has got her a lot of publicity on here!

Offline Horizontal pleasures

« Reply #26 on: April 10, 2015, 09:47:06 pm »
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« Reply #27 on: April 10, 2015, 09:48:23 pm »
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« Reply #28 on: April 11, 2015, 06:36:12 am »

Offline Horizontal pleasures

« Reply #29 on: June 04, 2015, 10:38:57 pm »


made4synn

she likes to synn, does she go to synnagogue?

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