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Author Topic: What do you make of this? Serious or not? - SEXY ENGLISH BROOKE  (Read 26833 times)

Offline Belgarion

This brings back memories. I thought I had done something wrong. Joining this site is probably the best thing I have done recently. I do not consider AW feedback useful anymore.

I called this lady to make a booking, she was in London at the time, very close to a hotel I was staying at. I thought to myself, if we hit it off, I'll invite her over to mine. Called her, picked up the phone, was very pleasant on it and we made a booking, so I get ready and she says, call me when you get to the hotel. I get to the hotel and call her and she says, my apologies, running a few minutes late, I say no problems.

She then switches off her phone and I thought initially the service in the hotel was bad but I figured, hey, she answered calls earlier. Called a couple more times and left a message and she sent me a text accusing me of turning up without making a booking and she was going to warn security at the hotel. I sent a reply telling her we had talked and made the booking and told her we even discussed her coming over to my hotel if things went well.

She then threatened to call security again and I was taken aback. I just laughed and told her, you do not know what I look like and I have done nothing but call you to make a booking. I then said, not fair wasting my time and she said she would call the police and I calmly told her, I am in the lobby, described my outfit and told her to please do, I was waiting.

Then she switched off the phone. I thought I had done something wrong but she is clearly a lunatic.

Offline Roth

This brings back memories. I thought I had done something wrong. Joining this site is probably the best thing I have done recently. I do not consider AW feedback useful anymore.

I called this lady to make a booking, she was in London at the time, very close to a hotel I was staying at. I thought to myself, if we hit it off, I'll invite her over to mine. Called her, picked up the phone, was very pleasant on it and we made a booking, so I get ready and she says, call me when you get to the hotel. I get to the hotel and call her and she says, my apologies, running a few minutes late, I say no problems.

She then switches off her phone and I thought initially the service in the hotel was bad but I figured, hey, she answered calls earlier. Called a couple more times and left a message and she sent me a text accusing me of turning up without making a booking and she was going to warn security at the hotel. I sent a reply telling her we had talked and made the booking and told her we even discussed her coming over to my hotel if things went well.

She then threatened to call security again and I was taken aback. I just laughed and told her, you do not know what I look like and I have done nothing but call you to make a booking. I then said, not fair wasting my time and she said she would call the police and I calmly told her, I am in the lobby, described my outfit and told her to please do, I was waiting.

Then she switched off the phone. I thought I had done something wrong but she is clearly a lunatic.

She sounds barking! :wackogirl: :scare: :wackogirl:

She sounds barking! :wackogirl: :scare: :wackogirl:
Have you read her twitter, every day is a drama, better than any soap !

Offline PLeisure

Hilarity  :P
Although, we probably shouldn't laugh at the expense of a mentally disturbed individual.
How does she earn her way...  :unknown:

Offline Belgarion

Have you read her twitter, every day is a drama, better than any soap !

Post a link to her twitter page please

just look at her adultwork profile, there is a link to the nutter's twitter there.

Offline stayer

This is hilarious from her Twitter page:

"Had the freakiest experience ever. Working in Heathrow needed supplies, went to a town-Hayes and was refused Service 3 places bc I was white"

I happen to know Hayes Town quite well, been there loads of times. Admittedly, white people aren't in a huge majority but being refused service for being white? I've a message for Brooke:

You get served if you are polite.

Offline JEH7376

Hahaha. Has anyone suggested yet that this idiot seems like a massive cokehead? I would bet on it.

Hahaha. Has anyone suggested yet that this idiot seems like a massive cokehead? I would bet on it.
I never behaved like that when I was.

Offline JEH7376

I never behaved like that when I was.

Me neither, but I know people who were just like it, the irrational/paranoid etc etc

Of course it could just be that shes mad as a bucket of frogs!

Me neither, but I know people who were just like it, the irrational/paranoid etc etc

Of course it could just be that shes mad as a bucket of frogs!
Suppose some people are not build for the life !   Much like some cannot be punters or prossies.

Imagine her on shrooms, that would make interesting reading !

Offline king tarzan

i saw her over 2 years back, real beautiful... nice sort of lisa snowdown face and awesome superb figure, very well spoken too..
gave a great gfe.. had no issue with her..
she wants to speak over phone and she then decides whether to proceed or not.. very fussy but then again she was worth it to see..

Offline Sonny Crockett

What a real, devious piece of work this bitch is!! Sorry to hear about your experience!!

Some escorts need to get a life!!
« Last Edit: December 31, 2015, 09:26:53 PM by Sonny Crockett »
Banning reason: Troll

Offline Dicky

Went through her twitter..she retweets Donald Trump...'nuff said. https://mobile.twitter.com/XMissBrookeB.

Seems like a blatant liar too, making up her experiences

Offline king tarzan

Went through her twitter..she retweets Donald Trump...'nuff said. https://mobile.twitter.com/XMissBrookeB.

Seems like a blatant liar too, making up her experiences

I don't know her racial views now?
But I found her to be extremely charming very polite did not refuse any requests in our mutual for money encounter.
Then again I was polite and gentle towards her also..
Fabulous 30 mins spent with her.

Was also on my hotlist, but I'm taking her off now. Also retweeting Katie Hopkins confirming that I'm not even going to bother.

Post a link to her twitter page please

https://twitter.com/XMissBrookeB

Her l;atest few

Christmas eve in a central London hotel invasion of Arab kids running around chanting jesus is evil white people die. Parents cheer and clap

Warning all escort #Heathrow and surrounding areas, very abusive blackmailer and non consensual BB





I think we should all text her from our punting phones and see who gets the best reply  :lol:

+1  ... especially if we all do it on the same day!! :)   :D :lol:

Offline westbay_abaco

I don't know her racial views now?
But I found her to be extremely charming very polite did not refuse any requests in our mutual for money encounter.
Then again I was polite and gentle towards her also..
Fabulous 30 mins spent with her.
Treat her well guys :sarcastic: :sarcastic: :sarcastic: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :)
Banning reason: Protecting criminal prossie


Offline Nagilum

Now that was better than any soap.

Move on buddy, there are plenty of better service providers out there.

Offline Nagilum

https://twitter.com/XMissBrookeB

Her l;atest few

Christmas eve in a central London hotel invasion of Arab kids running around chanting jesus is evil white people die. Parents cheer and clap

Warning all escort #Heathrow and surrounding areas, very abusive blackmailer and non consensual BB

What a fruit loop!


Offline Nagilum

Maybe why Tarzan liked her so much !

Hmmm, I wonder what he did that was annoying admin?



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