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Author Topic: What do you make of this? Serious or not? - SEXY ENGLISH BROOKE  (Read 26822 times)

Offline socks

Her response to feedback of 23/12/14 on AW is also bizarre. https://www.adultwork.com/dlgViewRatings.asp?UserID=1710795. What a loon.

Offline Ali Katt

I'm no expert on Twitter but looking at who she follows and who follows her she is clearly associated with a few other girls. Personally this would put me off them as well, I know people shouldn't be held guilty by association but where my money and safety is concerned ......
And the UK Escort Guide retweeted her, another bullshit directory.

Just one crazy girl who shouldn't be working in this profession... :dash: :dash: :dash:

Offline Trevor12

She'd been on my to do list for a while as she regularly visits Brum. So glad I hadn't gone ahead and tried to book her.

Offline greychap

Watch out for this one!

So I've had interesting correspondence from a certain Brooke in London tonight:

https://www.adultwork.com/1710795 or https://www.adultwork.com/SEXY+ENGLISH+BROOKE

Please read the correspondence between her and I and let me know your thoughts. Think she's bluffing about the cops etc?

At 17:58 I decided to text Brooke - as the texts suggest, some calls were made in between. Sorry if it's a long read :-S

17:58 Me:       Hi Brooke, haven't seen you before. Was wondering if you're free at 9pm for an outcall at a hotel in EC1Y ***?
18:03 Brooke: That depends which hotel you will need to call x
18:03 Me:       Call now good?
18:05 Brooke: It's up to you but I do not accept text messages.
18:05 Me:       Hotel is in London ********. According to my lastminute booking it's a 5 star ;-). Haven't been there yet.
18:05 - I called her twice, both went straight to voicemail.
18:05 Me:       Just tried calling. Went straight to voicemail. Let me know when is good for you hun.

This is where I was confused. I called as she mentioned - then texted back saying it wasn't working. But her tone changed here - kinda surprised.

18:06 Brooke: Final warning. I do not accept text to messages. Calls only
18:06 - I called her, but same story. .
18:08 - Thought one last try. By now I thought this isn't worth the hassle so I wrote the next one - reasonable enough I thought?!?
18:09 Me:       Let's forget it. Enjoy your night.

Now this was the shocker...
18:26 Brooke: If you refuse to call there is no way in hell I going to risk the time, travel costs and safety aspect of following a random text message to god knows where and meet god knows who. Your refusal to follow basic protocol clearly shows a disturbed and unstable personality. Your details will be permanently stored and blocked as well as circulated regionally as a potentially dangerous client. NEVER ATTEMPT TO CONTACT ME AGAIN DO NOT RESPOND TO THIS MESSAGE

18:27 - I saw the message and tried to call one final time, to clarify. At this point, it's clear the calls weren't being received so I gave up. No more calls I thought and thought I'd conclude the convo further with my closing statement (patient as always as I am).

18:29 Me:       I did try to call a few times. This is clearly an automated response. Here's to hoping someone does pick it up. Also check out my missed calls - would make sense to you... I'm just confused but no worries. Life's always good!

Then I realised it wasn't an automated message, and that my little "life's always good" comment may be got to her? Coz that's the motto I like to live by... oh well

18:36 Brooke: Life is not good when I'm having my phone clogged up by delusional morons like you. Thos is now your final warning to cease all contact immediately and permanently. Any further attempts at contact including any response to this message will be considered your formal acknowledgement of intent to Commit criminal harassment and action will be taken accordingly. I have genuine clients to speak to and zero tolerance for your kind of abuse. NEVER CONTACT ME AGAIN

By now, all I could see in this was humour to be fair. But it was her message after that which has prompted me to come on here.

18:42 Me:      You're stupid. And I refuse to acknowledge that on a such a basis. Don't see why anyone would. It's okay, no more texts/calls. Like I said earlier, just forget it. Have a good Easter break either way (cool face smiley). Don't worry, I shan't contact you again anyway.

18:49 Brooke: It's a shame you felt the need to confirm that your intention was to commit criminal harassment. While it is a complete waste of my time I will now be filing a police complaint within the next 72hours (allowing for the bank holiday) n the meantime I suggest you do not make matters worse for yourself by continuing to harass me. In like with guidelines for successful prosecutions I will not be responding to any more of your harassment but all contact will be recorded for use in evidence. And before you come back with some ignorant response. Prostitution is legalism the UK. I pay my taxes Harassment is illegal and ANYONE is entitles to the same attention and protection of the law. Im sure a representative will be I'm touch shortly. DO NOT CONTACT ME AGAIN

I could tell by the final message she must've been frustrated because of the increase in typos too. Sad really considering it was clearly a misunderstanding. What typing this has done is helped me see it from her perspective too - still, I thought her responses and the level of escalation in them were quite unwarranted...

So, am I looking at anything to worry about here?

This sounds to me like she might have got you confused with another punter/timewaster don't forget they get a lot of this and some try and fool the girl by using another pay as you go number.

To do with the police unless you kept harassing her and sending texts that were aggressive or threats of violence then yes they can act. ( I know of one escort that had a punter stalking her with death threats etc and would not stop the police got involved when she reported him and he got arrested)

From what you have written the police would not be interested in this as no threats or constant harassment so I would not worry at all.
Banning reason: North East shit stirrer who contributes nothing


1 review(s) found for BROOKE B (ENGLISH) linked to in above post (0 positive, 0 neutral, 1 negative)

Thank you all! Puts my mind at ease  :cool:

Offline SirFrank

Just checked out her twitter page. She also criticises the OP's grammar. Ironic really when you see how shit her grammar is
Banning reason: Shitstirring against admin on behalf of banned member


Offline Taggart

If she treats clients like this, surprised she's lasted so long in the business.

OP was courteous, WG just an ignorant slob.

Just checked out her twitter page. She also criticises the OP's grammar. Ironic really when you see how shit her grammar is

I can't find said tweet... Perhaps I have the wrong twitter account?

I can't find said tweet... Perhaps I have the wrong twitter account?

There's a link to her twitter page at the foot of her aw profile page. But surely you have other more important stuff to be getting on with AS?  ;)

There's a link to her twitter page at the foot of her aw profile page. But surely you have other more important stuff to be getting on with AS?  ;)

Haha, thanks FG. Yeah, I guess I do. I did check it out earlier anyway coz someone else had mentioned it too. I have a feeling she confused me with the guy she's actually complaining about there! Letting it go now. Haha. Have a good night sir!

Offline greychap

Haha, thanks FG. Yeah, I guess I do. I did check it out earlier anyway coz someone else had mentioned it too. I have a feeling she confused me with the guy she's actually complaining about there! Letting it go now. Haha. Have a good night sir!

It seems she goes off one on these text rants and don't check the right numbers with the right punter that is how it looks, obviously she must get in to a lot of disagreements with a fair few punters!!
Banning reason: North East shit stirrer who contributes nothing

Offline muzzya57

Banning reason: Twat

Offline richie

You should have immediately gone and bought another sim and called her using the new number, booked the appointment for the same night and fucked the shit out of her. After she leaves you swap the sim back over and ask if she enjoyed the fuck....

Can you imagine the forum fodder that would have produced?!?!?  :yahoo: :scare:

Offline spkmstr48

Banning reason: Prossie fanboy

Offline Zeusthedoc

Chances are she's so dense that she wouldn't have realised this is a completely new number.



Offline gurtat

Just stumbled over this thread.
I had a similar experience some time last year.
I still have the messages.
She was based in Reading at the time, I called and arranged a suitable time, all good.
A few minutes later received a text stating "Sorry following my security checks I will not be able to see you."
Me "Sorry to hear that. Was it something I said"
Her "Not at all, I use a national database for escorts to check safety of all clients before giving out location details, someone it seems has had cause to enter your details in there as a potentially dangerous client. Sorry but I don't negotiate when it comes to this."
I explained that I use Adultwork, ukpunting and another site, and have never had any issues, but I understand her concerns.
She responds by saying it was on national ugly mugs.( I know I'm not pretty but that takes the piss!)
I thanked her for the info, and left it at that. I was a bit concerned as maybe someone did indeed think I was dangerous, so checked the website, and she must have fabricated the whole thing, as none of my details appear there.
I just left it at that, and a lucky escape from what seems to be a time-wasting girl.

Online PLeisure

Just stumbled over this thread.
I had a similar experience some time last year.
I still have the messages.
She was based in Reading at the time, I called and arranged a suitable time, all good.
A few minutes later received a text stating "Sorry following my security checks I will not be able to see you."
Me "Sorry to hear that. Was it something I said"
Her "Not at all, I use a national database for escorts to check safety of all clients before giving out location details, someone it seems has had cause to enter your details in there as a potentially dangerous client. Sorry but I don't negotiate when it comes to this."
I explained that I use Adultwork, ukpunting and another site, and have never had any issues, but I understand her concerns.
She responds by saying it was on national ugly mugs.( I know I'm not pretty but that takes the piss!)
I thanked her for the info, and left it at that. I was a bit concerned as maybe someone did indeed think I was dangerous, so checked the website, and she must have fabricated the whole thing, as none of my details appear there.
I just left it at that, and a lucky escape from what seems to be a time-wasting girl.


Serious paranoid fantasist.  :crazy:

You dodges a nasty bullet there

Offline Ben4454

Hi mate

My general policy is as soon as the girl gives attitude to me I cut her off and inform people here. Rude behaviour will never be accepted no matter how hot they think they are or in demand.

In punting you should only accept the behaviour that your local hairdressers would give you. Unfortunately when pussy is involved women become retarded and men become forgiving.

This goes a bit deeper than that. It goes as far as when a prossie makes you wait another 30 minutes after your booking time has expired. If a prossie has double-booked I will simply say to her to give me a discount or I walk...... fair don't you say ? For time wasted ? It is then up to her.....







Banning reason: Ignored admin warning after temporary banning and signed up to malicious troll anti-UKP site

Offline Diehard

Do we know if she reads this thread? I've seen some comments regarding her Twitter account but I can't be bothered to read it or find it.

Don't know why OP is worried, so what if she reports him to the police. They won't be interested as she kept responding and probably will investigate her finances!!

She is obviously a coke head. What the OP did wrong was not tell her that he is using a punting phone so untraceable like every other punter. No doubt she would have gone into meltdown.

I'm sure I contacted a year or so ago and eventually had a row with her when I stated she was a timewasting low life degenerate but she never really responded and i feel a bit left out now as OP had the satisfaction of winding her up to the extent where she made herself look a delusional fantasist.

Her profile screams out timewaster anyway so OP had a lucky escape. He wins she loses. OP has nothing to worry about and should be pleased he didn't see a junkie, which she clearly must be.


Do we know if she reads this thread? I've seen some comments regarding her Twitter account but I can't be bothered to read it or find it.

Don't know why OP is worried, so what if she reports him to the police. They won't be interested as she kept responding and probably will investigate her finances!!

She is obviously a coke head. What the OP did wrong was not tell her that he is using a punting phone so untraceable like every other punter. No doubt she would have gone into meltdown.

I'm sure I contacted a year or so ago and eventually had a row with her when I stated she was a timewasting low life degenerate but she never really responded and i feel a bit left out now as OP had the satisfaction of winding her up to the extent where she made herself look a delusional fantasist.

Her profile screams out timewaster anyway so OP had a lucky escape. He wins she loses. OP has nothing to worry about and should be pleased he didn't see a junkie, which she clearly must be.

Cheers mate ;-)

Offline MrMatrix

This girl is in the my area now and I was thinking of booking her. Thanks for your warning. Its great that we can help one another. Shes off my list now.


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