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Offline unclesweetheart

Have been overdoing it a bit. An overnight at my place yesterday and another punt coming up on Sunday night. I usually like to space punts out but for various practical reasons these two have come very close together. I am totally knackered. Apart from the usual stuff - no wanking, refrain from the booze, exercise, get plenty of sleep - does anyone have any tips on making a quick recovery to fighting form?
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Have been overdoing it a bit. An overnight at my place yesterday and another punt coming up on Sunday night. I usually like to space punts out but for various practical reasons these two have come very close together. I am totally knackered. Apart from the usual stuff - no wanking, refrain from the booze, exercise, get plenty of sleep - does anyone have any tips on making a quick recovery to fighting form?

Testosterone booster pills? And also don't forget to drink lots of water. Not just no waking, but also no porn or anything sex-related, might as well not go on UKP to get your mind off sex for tomorrow and sunday. There isn't any more you can do... :unknown:

Offline unclesweetheart

Cheers PV. Will hydrate. My situation not made any easier by Sunday's young lady texting me just now that she has a suitcase of new toys including spreader bars and a doxy (had to look that one up) and am I interested? In the next couple of days I will be drinking FUCKING PINTS of water.
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Offline spkmstr48

Funny, I find more wanking makes me cum more, kind of like the body gets into the idea that its a period of increased sex and keeps up.

Different peole, different solutions, it's why I love punting different girls, they're all so different to.
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Offline Sqn Ldr Brown Wings

I find berocca is a god send for perking ones energies up..take one a day...in your case take a few. Good luck and just wish i could afford that much punting in quick succession!
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Offline plow.

Cheers PV. Will hydrate. My situation not made any easier by Sunday's young lady texting me just now that she has a suitcase of new toys including spreader bars and a doxy (had to look that one up) and am I interested? In the next couple of days I will be drinking FUCKING PINTS of water.

'Ave it!

Offline unclesweetheart

I find berocca is a god send for perking ones energies up..take one a day...in your case take a few. Good luck and just wish i could afford that much punting in quick succession!

I'm not sure I can afford it but have some berocca in the bathroom - will start mainlining it tomorrow. Cheers Squadron Leader.
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Offline d00fer

Cheers PV. Will hydrate. My situation not made any easier by Sunday's young lady texting me just now that she has a suitcase of new toys including spreader bars and a doxy (had to look that one up) and am I interested? In the next couple of days I will be drinking FUCKING PINTS of water.

You clearly need a rest. It'd be a push, but I'd be prepared to step in to the breach with your Sunday meet whilst you recuperate  :lol: :D :lol:

Offline webpunter

I find berocca is a god send for perking ones energies up..take one a day...in your case take a few
And it makes your piss go bright orange.  I've taken two tablets at a time - no probs.  My tip = get yourself some kamagra / viagra.  And pineapple juice !

Offline unclesweetheart

You clearly need a rest. It'd be a push, but I'd be prepared to step in to the breach with your Sunday meet whilst you recuperate  :lol: :D :lol:

More than kind, Doofer. God knows it's going to be a tough evening but I'll just have to do my best. Play up & play the game and all that. For England.
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Offline d00fer

More than kind, Doofer. God knows it's going to be a tough evening but I'll just have to do my best. Play up & play the game and all that. For England.

Quite so, stiff upper lip and all that. I'm sure you'll keep the British end up.

In all seriousness the advice above is all good.

Offline spkmstr48

Quite so, stiff upper lip and all that. I'm sure you'll keep the British end up.

In all seriousness the advice above is all good.

As long as you ignore mine that is  :drinks:
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Offline Zeusthedoc

I find Vitamin C and protein does the job for me.

Careful with the exercise, extended cardiovascular (running, cycling, rowing etc) can wear the body down too.
You're trying not to exhaust urself. Try out some shorter but intense workouts (T25 type stuff). Alternatively, things like yoga / pilates are really energising too.

make sure u drink plenty of fluids and keep the veggie intake up too!

you'll be grand!

Offline Oberyn1

you're an animal, OP. forget about tiredness and rest; you can rest when you're dead  :thumbsup:
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Here's some better advice OP. Put the punt back a week when youll be fresh and rareing to go and will probably enjoy it so much more. Atm it seems like a punt for the sake of it.

tcm

Offline LL

My tip is to have lots of wanks without cumming. When you're close to the edge just stop. It's difficult at first but you get used to this. I did this every day for 2 weeks in preparation for a trip to Hungary (but also works if done over shorter periods I find).  When I did this I was hornier than a four-balled tomcat when I arrived in Hungary. A couple of hours later my mega-load got swallowed by a Hungarian pornstar :D

Offline SirFrank

Here's some better advice OP. Put the punt back a week when youll be fresh and rareing to go and will probably enjoy it so much more. Atm it seems like a punt for the sake of it.

tcm

+1. When you eat steak every night of the week, it no longer becomes a treat. I'd space it out in future. In the meantime, get plenty of sleep. In the longer term look after yourself, eat well, exercise, take multi vits and get plenty of sleep.

Ps Squadron Leader Brown Wings is a genius profile name
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Offline unclesweetheart

Cheers all for your help. I feel ok this morning + the girl in question is very popular so if I don't see her tomorrow I'd have to wait a long time. Onward and upward. Well, inward, I suppose.
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Offline webpunter

We've all been chipping in with pre-punt tips.  Moving on to said punt itself then if i'm feeling tired / have been over doing it [on foreign trips it can be 2-3 nights on the bounce] then i get them to start of with massage, OW & edging.  Gets things rock hard usually for rest of the session.  Final thing - Red Bull - always works for me taken about an hour before

Offline LL

We've all been chipping in with pre-punt tips.  Moving on to said punt itself then if i'm feeling tired / have been over doing it [on foreign trips it can be 2-3 nights on the bounce] then i get them to start of with massage, OW & edging.  Gets things rock hard usually for rest of the session.  Final thing - Red Bull - always works for me taken about an hour before
Red Bull you say? How did their marketing people miss this?
"Red Bull - gives you mojo"!
Hmm I wonder what happens if I mix Red Bull and Viagra.
I'm calling that - a red n' blue :D
« Last Edit: April 04, 2015, 06:53:49 PM by LL »

Offline yorkshire123

Red Bull you say? How did their marketing people miss this?
"Red Bull - gives you mojo"!
Hmm I wonder what happens if I mix Red Bull and Viagra.
I'm calling that - a red n' blue :D

The shits, or at least it did for me so I'm calling it red,blue 'n' brown  :(
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Offline webpunter

Hmm I wonder what happens if I mix Red Bull and Viagra.
Have done this - works fine for me.  Same as with Kamagra.  I'm sure i read somewhere not ideal to mix the two.  Find it works well overcoming a shit load of alcohol.  When punting abroad at clubs in Germany & Spain then there are normally bars on the premises.  Plus i hardly ever arrive sober.  Means its unlikely to shoot my bolt too quick - normally the other way round.  When staying a while i tend to take a tablet / sachet after the 1st session to aid recovery.  And Red Bull goes well with Vodka so better than drinking beer & farting all night  :lol:

Have a cuppa tea and a biscuit, then you're ready for anything! Nothing else needed!  :hi:

Offline webpunter

Have a cuppa tea and a biscuit, then you're ready for anything! Nothing else needed!  :hi:
Do you take a flask when out punting ?  :lol:


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