A week away from having my 1st ever punt/fbsm and my hang ups

[Sempiternal]

Hey guys/girls-Dani (yes long time lurker i know who the female is on the board

here i am booked into a hotel on the 3rd of April im all over adultwork im all over the birmingham escorts sites, and mixed emotions like happy excited n fear

happy/excited because OMG i could have a twenty something smoking hot girl ...... insert imagination lol all over me

fear.. scared of not knowing the scene, fear because ive been with about 10 or so civvies in my life married for 10 with one of them, the fear because the way people review girls was nothing like my once a month initiated sex (by me) with someone pretending to be a sack of spuds.

and the ultimate fear, being married and letting my body go,, my chest is still bigger than my stomach but not by much

so my biggest hang up is am i too fat? i wear 38/40 trousers i look like a podgy power lifter instead of the guy who had a 30 inch waiste before he got married

thank you for anyone who has read this far, if your swearing at my grammer i just had 2 double rum n cokes so got the alcohol confidence to speak here ( btw i will not be drinking if i do have a punt its not somat i would do- only after)

so yea i guess i cant get my head around the fact that i could phone up and arrange an early twenties stunner who wouldnt even look at me in a club/civvie scene,, but whats screwing my head over and this is because of all the reviews i have read,, is i could have a young sexy girl who would apparently perform oral until i popped leave me to recharge then ride me i dunno cowgirl until i popped again..

now i must of had a boring married sex life as the above is what most ppl call vanilla i call a fantasy!?

my heads fried my trip to brum to see a gig at the 02 academy is a week away ..

honestly its because im out of shape is giving me a hangup,, all you if any of you guys that wear 38/40 trousers (if any) do the girls care?

thank you

Semp

[cueball]

Ha ha, brilliant post, not a clue what you're asking bud but good luck with whatever you're doing

[Sempiternal]

haha thanks for replying,

ok in a nutshell im out of a marriage, i havent had it it in ages, so i booked to see a gig in brum. and i really want to book an escort for after the gig. i guess it took a whole bunch of nonsense to state im a lil fat and im hung up about it,, dont get me wrong ive looked at soo many AW profile soo many girls in brum i want to book. but im self concious im not the skinny runt i was pre getting married

thank you

[spkmstr48]

OP, you're paying the girl, she doesn't care what you look like. I'm sure I look worse than you but I've never had a problem. Chill and enjoy! 

BTW Dani isn't the only girl on here, I can think of a few others.

[Happyjose]

Just show them the cash - they'll be too dazzled to think about anything else

[Sempiternal]

OP, you're paying the girl, she doesn't care what you look like. I'm sure I look worse than you but I've never had a problem. Chill and enjoy! 

BTW Dani isn't the only girl on here, I can think of a few others.

thank you for replying, its something thats real messing with my head, il be on a AW profile looking at a smoking hot girl, who has a positive review on here. but then the voice in my head is oh im too fat im this im that etc etc

thank you i guess just hearing one over guy say hey im like you dont sweat it... you know just helps calm the nerves. i guess il go back over to AW and act like a kid in a candy shop some more!

[Quatro]

All they care about is the size of your wallet, not the size of your waist.

[cueball]

Op, As everybody has said above, it doesn't matter a jot what you look like, as long as you're clean, polite, pay immediately and behave you'll be welcomed back by her.

[Sempiternal]

all this is confidence inspiring!,, i look forward to nothing more than my first review!. but i must warn people ive come from having a blow job once in a ....... millennia lol

as you guys call it fluffy ( but i guarantee it wont be fluffy but like omg i just got sucked dry 5/5,, ok in retrospect or hindsight. my first punt has the potential to be the best sex i never had!

go figure

Semp

[Sempiternal]

Op, As everybody has said above, it doesn't matter a jot what you look like, as long as you're clean, polite, pay immediately and behave you'll be welcomed back by her.

hey hope you don't mind me quoting you buddy, but you got me thinking, in my daily job i wear a suit and actually command some authority in what i do, im freshly showered always and i have a bunch a aftershave etc etc,, but i just realised what my hangup number two is... im all natural when it comes to body hair im in 30's and i dont shave / trim etc,, im squeaky clean but i got chest forearm and leg hair,, ok im a gorilla in my past life lol, do girls care, my once a month ex wife didnt 

[Steely Dan]

Body hair is fine. Belly is fine.  Beard is fine.  Bald is fine. Skinny is fine. Disability is fine.

This is the whole point of paid-for sex.  We keep saying it.  It is the money, not the looks. 

Does this this means the escorts are like magpies to coin? It is not that.  Think of it like your barber.  If you smell dire, have lice and talk crude your barber will tell you to fuck off.  Otherwise it doesn't matter.  You pay, he cuts your hair. From even your drunken comments above, it is clear you are fine.  So 99.9% of all escorts will be happy to meet you.

(And the 0.1%?  We write threads about them - they have a screw loose).

[cueball]

hey hope you don't mind me quoting you buddy, but you got me thinking, in my daily job i wear a suit and actually command some authority in what i do, im freshly showered always and i have a bunch a aftershave etc etc,, but i just realised what my hangup number two is... im all natural when it comes to body hair im in 30's and i dont shave / trim etc,, im squeaky clean but i got chest forearm and leg hair,, ok im a gorilla in my past life lol, do girls care, my once a month ex wife didnt 

Ha ha, stop worrying, you'll be fine as long as you wear your lucky underpants.

As said above, you seem a decent lad, welcome to the forum by the way.

[thefoxman]

No, your looks or body shape don't matter too much - you're paying for her to ignore that.
If you're over 20 stone she might prefer to go on top though

WG's care more about whether you're clean and freshly showered and polite
-I always take a shower if offered, if only to reassure the girl...

TBH you're likely to be an "easy" punt for her, as a new punter you're unlikely to be too demanding like us seasoned punters.

One warning: it's an expensive and addictive hobby...

[threechilliman]

OP, let's be clear. She's seen a lot worse than you, believe me.

As long as you pay her she'll perform. Tell her what you want beforehand, turn up, pay, and Bobs your uncle, she'll fuck and suck you. And if you pick a good'un, you'll leave with a massive smile on your face.

Now stop worrying, get on with it and once complete, leave a review.

tcm

[threechilliman]

One warning: it's an expensive and addictive hobby...

Yeah, ain't that the truth....

tcm

[cueball]

OP, let's be clear. She's seen a lot worse than you, believe me.

I've not been to see her

[SirFrank]

Welcome to the board and good luck with your first punt. It's normal to be nervous on your first punt so try not to sweat it. The key is finding the right girl, establishing what you want out of the meet and be polite - it goes a long way

[JackDaniels]

Doesn't matter what you look like. This is why you're paying the girl. Why should she get paid to shag someone she's attracted to. 

[spkmstr48]

Doesn't matter what you look like. This is why you're paying the girl. Why should she get paid to shag someone she's attracted to. 

Ah, but of course she should still be paid, unless she's off duty. She's not being paid for an opinion good or bad.

And why would the good looking punter want....

Finish that one for yourselves, I just don't think there should ever be blurring of the edges between paid-for and civvy sex. It's not the same thing and I for one wouldn't want it to be.

[Nobby nobbs]

…plus, don't worry about what you read in reviews, don't worry about what you think she might expect from you - that's a lot of pressure that you don't need to put on yourself. I have been known to pay for full everything, but say to her you'll probably only come once from oral… take the pressure off yourself and then maybe you'll surprise yourself.

[Dani]

There is nothing to worry about. If you are clean and polite then the girl you see will be happy. Most in this job ( a few exceptions) really don't care if your waist is a 30 or a 60. Or what you look like in general. Looks don't come into it. A lot of men hv worries about their looks/body when they punt but soon realise it doesn't matter at all as they learn they are just like every other average guy out there.
Clean and polite is all that matters when it comes to what a prossie wants although being friendly goes a long way too and makes the booking flow much easier.  Remember it's supposed to be fun not serious so smile and laugh and enjoy. If you go in a serious mind frame you wont enjoy it as much as if you are relaxed as your stress will put her on edge too and can make a biking uncomfortable for both of you

[CatBBW]

…plus, don't worry about what you read in reviews, don't worry about what you think she might expect from you - that's a lot of pressure that you don't need to put on yourself. I have been known to pay for full everything, but say to her you'll probably only come once from oral… take the pressure off yourself and then maybe you'll surprise yourself.

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As to the OP - just relax! As long as you are clean and respectful, on time with the correct money etc, your looks aren't important to us. Try to put your hang ups to one side, and hope you enjy your first punt 

[IAMBATMAN]

dont worry about look she wont give a shit.
how long do you wanna book for and how much are you willing to pay?

[IAMBATMAN]

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[spkmstr48]

Something else that might help.

There's a difference between looks perception when trying to get into the pants of a girl and looks perception during sex, it suddenly becomes much less important.

Punting just cuts out all that preliminary shit about looks and attraction and jumps straight to the fun bit.

[socks]

Something else that might help.

There's a difference between looks perception when trying to get into the pants of a girl and looks perception during sex, it suddenly becomes much less important.

Never a truer word spoken mate, it works both ways and I only properly realised it the other day when reflecting on a particularly good recent shag.

Once I've got naked and have begun fucking, the looks and build of the girl I'm impaling (sounds much more impressive than the reality) are almost negligible. It's then about enthusiasm, technique and sensation. To prove the point my best sex has definitely not been with the best looking girls I've fucked. I can't imagine it's any different for the lucky lady. So OP if you're a good lad, who doesn't act the cunt and throws himself into uninhibited fun, I bet the prossie in question won't remember what you looked like but might, just might, remember you as a good customer.

[spkmstr48]

And when you've got her clit in your mouth and her backs arching and her legs are trying to crush your head.

And when your fucking her and her eyes are closed, she's biting her lip then tip of her tongue appears as she's away with the fairies in her own private happy place.

It's just sex, we all enjoy it, it's not a beauty parade...

[unclesweetheart]

I think it's really important to choose the right girl - obviously. Study the profiles well. As a newbie you'll want someone who offers a GFE.  What blew my mind on my first ever punt was really deep french kissing from the girl. I'd make sure the girl is a good kisser - and genuinely enjoys it. I find reading the blogs helps - you can get a sense of whether the girl is genuine or not. Choose someone with a reasonable amount of feedback, and check that the punters giving the feedback have seen other, reputable girls.

[Sparquin]

Be polite, respectful and clean. Do not be afraid to tell her this is your first punt. If she knows her stuff she will want to impress you in the hope of repeat business.

Try to relax and let her take the lead until you get really comfortable. Make sure you communicate what you like and don't like.

I hope it goes well, but then again you'll be hooked.......

[Nobby nobbs]

Hello fellow minifig avatar

Lego people should stick together ! ... See what I did there? ... I'll get my coat.

[Sempiternal]

wow thank you for all the replies (and sorry i seem away or ignorant!- i just worked 4 twelve hour days and my first day back was that clocks go back sunday! so been abit sleep work sleep work)

ok wonderful replies im sorta taken back, i have lurked here for so long i have seen people get banned shot then banned banned come back get outted and banned again i didnt want to be that guy lol

so please guys/ Dani the lego av girl, i have listened to you all, AND I HAVE TO SAY THIS WOOOOOOOO. my trip to brum is tomorrow im excited but still dont know what to do

if i stipulate (sorry strong word ) that tomorrow in my head is book in hotel then wait for gig at the 02 - come back to hotel 10 - 11pm and ring an agency most are 120p/h

so this is where im stuck i want to book an escort for an hour (my first time il prob pop too quick for anything longer) but its the VFM and what to expect,, over in the review section for west midlands most reviews are for incalls, so although there are some omg pretty sweet reviews on incall girls, i maybe want to take the pressure of walking to a property being nervous etc off a me, and place that back on the out call girl

anyway guys sorry for bad grammer ive had 2 beers im excited im heading to AW and im googling birmingham agency's, as i got to face facts if i do this im about 18 hours away from said experience

thanks for all the input guys

[ProtocolDroid]

Do I understand correctly that you plan to ring the agency *after* this gig you're going to? It's certainly possible that you'll still find a girl you like at that time of night, but I would probably make the arrangements before the gig. Oh, and also I wouldn't be drinking during the gig, or just one or two, but others may disagree with this.

[RedKettle]

I agree with Droid - if you want any certainty of sex with a half decent girl you need to get it sorted and booked earlier - even then you could well get let down.   Last minute bookings have a habit of being terrible - as you get more desperate for a shag as more and more are unavailable your standards fall and you end up shagging something worse than your wife (ex) rather than a beauty with a great attitude.

On and I agree with the others, no need for hang ups and worries about yourself - 99% of us are ugly fuckers and the 1% have BO that would knock an elephant out.