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Author Topic: A week away from having my 1st ever punt/fbsm and my hang ups  (Read 1667 times)

Hey guys/girls-Dani :P (yes long time lurker i know who the female is on the board :P

here i am booked into a hotel on the 3rd of April im all over adultwork im all over the birmingham escorts sites, and mixed emotions like happy excited n fear

happy/excited because OMG i could have a twenty something smoking hot girl ...... insert imagination lol all over me

fear.. scared of not knowing the scene, fear because ive been with about 10 or so civvies in my life married for 10 with one of them, the fear because the way people review girls was nothing like my once a month initiated sex (by me) with someone pretending to be a sack of spuds.

and the ultimate fear, being married and letting my body go,, my chest is still bigger than my stomach but not by much

so my biggest hang up is am i too fat? i wear 38/40 trousers i look like a podgy power lifter instead of the guy who had a 30 inch waiste before he got married

thank you for anyone who has read this far, if your swearing at my grammer i just had 2 double rum n cokes so got the alcohol confidence to speak here ( btw i will not be drinking if i do have a punt its not somat i would do- only after)

so yea i guess i cant get my head around the fact that i could phone up and arrange an early twenties stunner who wouldnt even look at me in a club/civvie scene,, but whats screwing my head over and this is because of all the reviews i have read,, is i could have a young sexy girl who would apparently perform oral until i popped leave me to recharge then ride me i dunno cowgirl until i popped again..

now i must of had a boring married sex life as the above is what most ppl call vanilla i call a fantasy!?

my heads fried my trip to brum to see a gig at the 02 academy is a week away ..

honestly its because im out of shape is giving me a hangup,, all you if any of you guys that wear 38/40 trousers (if any) do the girls care?

thank you

Semp
« Last Edit: March 28, 2015, 07:08:15 PM by Sempiternal »

Offline cueball

Ha ha, brilliant post, not a clue what you're asking bud but good luck with whatever you're doing

haha thanks for replying,

ok in a nutshell im out of a marriage, i havent had it it in ages, so i booked to see a gig in brum. and i really want to book an escort for after the gig. i guess it took a whole bunch of nonsense to state im a lil fat and im hung up about it,, dont get me wrong ive looked at soo many AW profile soo many girls in brum i want to book. but im self concious im not the skinny runt i was pre getting married

thank you
« Last Edit: March 28, 2015, 07:15:59 PM by Sempiternal »

Offline spkmstr48

OP, you're paying the girl, she doesn't care what you look like. I'm sure I look worse than you but I've never had a problem. Chill and enjoy!  :drinks:

BTW Dani isn't the only girl on here, I can think of a few others.
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Online Happyjose

Just show them the cash - they'll be too dazzled to think about anything else

OP, you're paying the girl, she doesn't care what you look like. I'm sure I look worse than you but I've never had a problem. Chill and enjoy!  :drinks:

BTW Dani isn't the only girl on here, I can think of a few others.

thank you for replying, its something thats real messing with my head, il be on a AW profile looking at a smoking hot girl, who has a positive review on here. but then the voice in my head is oh im too fat im this im that etc etc

thank you i guess just hearing one over guy say hey im like you dont sweat it... you know just helps calm the nerves. i guess il go back over to AW and act like a kid in a candy shop some more!


Offline Quatro

All they care about is the size of your wallet, not the size of your waist.

Offline cueball

Op, As everybody has said above, it doesn't matter a jot what you look like, as long as you're clean, polite, pay immediately and behave you'll be welcomed back by her.

all this is confidence inspiring!,, i look forward to nothing more than my first review!. but i must warn people ive come from having a blow job once in a ....... millennia lol

as you guys call it fluffy ( but i guarantee it wont be fluffy but like omg i just got sucked dry 5/5,, ok in retrospect or hindsight. my first punt has the potential to be the best sex i never had!

go figure

Semp

Op, As everybody has said above, it doesn't matter a jot what you look like, as long as you're clean, polite, pay immediately and behave you'll be welcomed back by her.

hey hope you don't mind me quoting you buddy, but you got me thinking, in my daily job i wear a suit and actually command some authority in what i do, im freshly showered always and i have a bunch a aftershave etc etc,, but i just realised what my hangup number two is... im all natural when it comes to body hair im in 30's and i dont shave / trim etc,, im squeaky clean but i got chest forearm and leg hair,, ok im a gorilla in my past life lol, do girls care, my once a month ex wife didnt  :D

Offline Steely Dan

Body hair is fine. Belly is fine.  Beard is fine.  Bald is fine. Skinny is fine. Disability is fine.

This is the whole point of paid-for sex.  We keep saying it.  It is the money, not the looks. 

Does this this means the escorts are like magpies to coin? It is not that.  Think of it like your barber.  If you smell dire, have lice and talk crude your barber will tell you to fuck off.  Otherwise it doesn't matter.  You pay, he cuts your hair. From even your drunken comments above, it is clear you are fine.  So 99.9% of all escorts will be happy to meet you.

(And the 0.1%?  We write threads about them - they have a screw loose).
« Last Edit: March 28, 2015, 08:01:09 PM by Steely Dan »

Offline cueball

hey hope you don't mind me quoting you buddy, but you got me thinking, in my daily job i wear a suit and actually command some authority in what i do, im freshly showered always and i have a bunch a aftershave etc etc,, but i just realised what my hangup number two is... im all natural when it comes to body hair im in 30's and i dont shave / trim etc,, im squeaky clean but i got chest forearm and leg hair,, ok im a gorilla in my past life lol, do girls care, my once a month ex wife didnt  :D

Ha ha, stop worrying, you'll be fine as long as you wear your lucky underpants.

As said above, you seem a decent lad, welcome to the forum by the way.
« Last Edit: March 28, 2015, 08:02:56 PM by cueball »

Offline thefoxman

No, your looks or body shape don't matter too much - you're paying for her to ignore that.
If you're over 20 stone she might prefer to go on top though ;)

WG's care more about whether you're clean and freshly showered and polite
-I always take a shower if offered, if only to reassure the girl...

TBH you're likely to be an "easy" punt for her, as a new punter you're unlikely to be too demanding like us seasoned punters.

One warning: it's an expensive and addictive hobby...

OP, let's be clear. She's seen a lot worse than you, believe me.

As long as you pay her she'll perform. Tell her what you want beforehand, turn up, pay, and Bobs your uncle, she'll fuck and suck you. And if you pick a good'un, you'll leave with a massive smile on your face.

Now stop worrying, get on with it and once complete, leave a review.

tcm

One warning: it's an expensive and addictive hobby...

Yeah, ain't that the truth....

tcm

Offline cueball


OP, let's be clear. She's seen a lot worse than you, believe me.




I've not been to see her

Offline SirFrank

Welcome to the board and good luck with your first punt. It's normal to be nervous on your first punt so try not to sweat it. The key is finding the right girl, establishing what you want out of the meet and be polite - it goes a long way
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Offline JackDaniels

Doesn't matter what you look like. This is why you're paying the girl. Why should she get paid to shag someone she's attracted to.  :D

Offline spkmstr48

Doesn't matter what you look like. This is why you're paying the girl. Why should she get paid to shag someone she's attracted to.  :D

Ah, but of course she should still be paid, unless she's off duty. She's not being paid for an opinion good or bad.

And why would the good looking punter want....

Finish that one for yourselves, I just don't think there should ever be blurring of the edges between paid-for and civvy sex. It's not the same thing and I for one wouldn't want it to be.
« Last Edit: March 28, 2015, 11:35:47 PM by spkmstr48 »
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…plus, don't worry about what you read in reviews, don't worry about what you think she might expect from you - that's a lot of pressure that you don't need to put on yourself. I have been known to pay for full everything, but say to her you'll probably only come once from oral… take the pressure off yourself and then maybe you'll surprise yourself.

Offline Dani

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There is nothing to worry about. If you are clean and polite then the girl you see will be happy. Most in this job ( a few exceptions) really don't care if your waist is a 30 or a 60. Or what you look like in general. Looks don't come into it. A lot of men hv worries about their looks/body when they punt but soon realise it doesn't matter at all as they learn they are just like every other average guy out there.
Clean and polite is all that matters when it comes to what a prossie wants although being friendly goes a long way too and makes the booking flow much easier.  Remember it's supposed to be fun not serious so smile and laugh and enjoy. If you go in a serious mind frame you wont enjoy it as much as if you are relaxed as your stress will put her on edge too and can make a biking uncomfortable for both of you

Offline CatBBW

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…plus, don't worry about what you read in reviews, don't worry about what you think she might expect from you - that's a lot of pressure that you don't need to put on yourself. I have been known to pay for full everything, but say to her you'll probably only come once from oral… take the pressure off yourself and then maybe you'll surprise yourself.

Hello fellow minifig avatar :thumbsup:




As to the OP - just relax! As long as you are clean and respectful, on time with the correct money etc, your looks aren't important to us. Try to put your hang ups to one side, and hope you enjy your first punt  :kissgirl:

dont worry about look she wont give a shit.
how long do you wanna book for and how much are you willing to pay?

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« Last Edit: March 29, 2015, 10:48:19 AM by IAMBATMAN »


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Offline spkmstr48

Something else that might help.

There's a difference between looks perception when trying to get into the pants of a girl and looks perception during sex, it suddenly becomes much less important.

Punting just cuts out all that preliminary shit about looks and attraction and jumps straight to the fun bit.
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