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Author Topic: Diarrhoea on a Punt  (Read 2750 times)

I would like to see this feedback from the escort

It'll be shittier than towel a

It is a very shitty thing for you to do. Doesnt matter if the girl gives you good or shitty service (and in OP's case she hasn't even provided her service yet), it simply does not warrant your shitty attitude by leaving her shitty towels, making her shitty bathroom smells shitty. I bet OP made her shitty day even shittier.

Randy James

dont get it, i was cracking up at the OP
thankfully i have a sense of humour. true or not true, its pretty funny

Offline Johny Stone

The OPs posts looks like a load of bollocks, either he is 15 yo or a troll.

Offline FasterHarder

I knew putting this up wouldn't do my rep any good but thought I'd share as one of those experiences that I can't tell any of my friends but looking back made me chuckle.

Only reason I put one towel on rack was so that girl at door didn't notice towel was missing and go looking for it pre-punt.
Banning reason: Previously banned troll

Offline JackDaniels

Why not just wash your arse in the shower?

A shitty towel would have stunk the entire flat out, no way this happened.

Offline Tjkooker

What a minging cunt you are. No respect for yourself, fellow punters or the prossie.
Banning reason: Outing and trolling a punter because he posted a negative about his favourite prossie. White-knight fluffy that pretends otherwise.

I knew putting this up wouldn't do my rep any good but thought I'd share as one of those experiences that I can't tell any of my friends but looking back made me chuckle.

Only reason I put one towel on rack was so that girl at door didn't notice towel was missing and go looking for it pre-punt.

You do leak shit but it's from your posts and not your yawning donkey!  :hi:

I only looked at this thread to see if the op, Fasterharder, was still with us and not been banned yet ...

Offline SaneOnes

He hasn't put up a link yet, has he?

He hasn't put up a link yet, has he?

Nope - and he's online right now. C'mon shit ass, give us a link or has your Mummy sent you to bed?

Offline johnny34

I'm assuming this is his idea of hardsports or in his case softsports.... :lol:

Offline raylondoner

Should've asked her for hard sports!  :hi:


Offline Roth

The OP is an attention seeking troll.   :scare: :dash:

The punt never happened, the prossie doesn't exist.  Except in his own mind.   :crazy: :wacko:

Probably is a geek who never leaves his own bedroom and still sucks his thumb.  Probably shat his own bed and got mumsie to clean it up for him.  :dash: :dash:

Offline Roth

Just spotted he has now been banned.  :thumbsup: :thumbsup:  At least he is off his keyboard and can use both hands to wank now!  :wacko: :crazy:

Offline Trevor12

Just spotted he has now been banned.  :thumbsup: :thumbsup:  At least he is off his keyboard and can use both hands to wank now!  :wacko: :crazy:

Or to wipe his arse  :D


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