I thought I was going to start my punting career yesterday but things didn't go quite to plan...
For a bit of background / context. I've not quite punted before as such, but whilst working AWAY in London I've had numerous massage workers come round to my hotel. Half of them genuine, other half provided HE's. It's been great. Also I've been to a few 'Chinese Medicine Centres' again whilst working in London and had mind blowing massage / HE's..I never wanted for anything more
But I feel I am ready to punt.. and in fact, one particular Massage Therapist let me do the deed after a couple of bookings and a bit of persuasion / charming
But this has ALWAYS been whilst I'm away. I found myself at home alone this weekend, I picked a WG with good feedback. Had a few awkward conversations with her (but she was nice) and everything was lined up.
Had a long day at work yesterday but when I got home, i just couldn't get UP for going round to some random housing estate (she gave me the street details) and meeting this WG for a shag.
I politely made my excuses to the WG, knocked a couple out (x2 just to be sure) and Kenjataimu set it... I don't think I can PUNT when I am at home.
Don't get me wrong, when away I have no qualms and will most certainly PUNT or get a HE massage, but even with OH away I couldn't get my head around it. Don't get me wrong, I've snucked out for HE massage twice (in the last 5 years whilst at home) but seeing a WG seems a step to far whilst at home.
Anyone else in the same position? Fine when you're away but can't do the deed at home? Perhaps it's an inbuilt safety mechanism? I tried to think about all the different ways I could get caught
- Phone (I have a punting phone but my mobile has all this GPS tracking pish)
- Cover story - Playing sports...What if OH calls the gym?
- Sat Nav in my car , I don't think I can delete history (though it's my car)
I think for a clear mind and for me to enjoy it, I need to be away